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#1 Sep 12 2007 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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Which is the most baffling?
Why does Jophiel continue to clash swords with gbaji?:8 (18.6%)
Why does Al'Katie keep posting?:15 (34.9%)
Why does Jophiel continue to clash swords with gbaji?:3 (7.0%)
Is Bhodi the most angsty git on the planet?:11 (25.6%)
Why does Jophiel continue to clash swords with gbaji?:6 (14.0%)
Total:43
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#2 Sep 12 2007 at 3:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why does Jophiel continue to clash swords with gbaji?
It's a cheap way to feel smrt.

Unlike board coding which makes me feel teh dum

Edited, Sep 12th 2007 6:12pm by Jophiel
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#3 Sep 12 2007 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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This poll is biased.


Damned liberal media.
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#4 Sep 12 2007 at 4:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Why does Jophiel continue to clash swords with gbaji?

Because Smash gave it up?
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#5 Sep 12 2007 at 7:49 PM Rating: Good
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Why does Jophiel continue to clash swords with gbaji?

Because Smash gave it up?


+1 to post count?
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#6 Sep 12 2007 at 7:57 PM Rating: Good
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You forgot to add "Why does Totem continue to post on this board anymore?" Nobby. Hmmpt. A guy takes a break from this place for a few weeks and it's the what-have-you-done-for-us-lately routine. Where's the love, guv'nuh? Now it's a bhodi/Jophiel lovefest 24-7.

See if I oooh and ahhh over your Vauxhall ever again, Mr. 3 Tooth Fairweather Friend.

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#7 Sep 12 2007 at 8:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Cry more n00b
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#8 Sep 12 2007 at 8:20 PM Rating: Good
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You want a piece of me, smarta$$?

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#9 Sep 12 2007 at 9:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Why does everyone bash Katie? Seriously. I've been here years. Never figured it out. I asked shortly after arriving and the answers I got were seriously pathetic.
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#10 Sep 12 2007 at 9:24 PM Rating: Good
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When you say "years," just how many does that make? To understand all that is Katie and her particular brand of, umm, Katieness, you'd had to have known her when she was a cross between Britney Spears at the VMAs and Rikki Lake. In other words, she was a slunt. And proud of it.

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#11 Sep 12 2007 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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You want a piece of me, smarta$$?

I'm white, dude. I have nothing to fear from a wrinkled, old negro.
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#12 Sep 12 2007 at 9:56 PM Rating: Good
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Tears, Jerry, tears.
You oughta know better than to yank on the tail of ol' Totem, crankypuss. I might be getting on in years, but when given a challenge from a middlin' heavyweight like you I'll toss an epic blast your way that'll fry the folicles off that surface with a hairy pelt you call a back. Just say the word and we'll go a round or two.

You in?

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#13 Sep 12 2007 at 10:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd love to see something from you worthy of the time it takes you to hunt and peck for the right keys.
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#14 Sep 12 2007 at 10:11 PM Rating: Good
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I'll finish the job that that RU-486 your mother took didn't. Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk, *****.

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#15 Sep 12 2007 at 10:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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What did the water taste like from the darkie fountain, anyway?
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#16 Sep 12 2007 at 10:33 PM Rating: Good
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It had the same taste of victory like the sweet, sweet, glorious taste of freedom from kicking your a$$ at will, Moeb. Ahh, forgive me-- let me say it in words that you have come to expect from a man in my position on the social ladder:

Yahsuh, Mistah Moebiuslawd, connecting mah boot, suh, to yo' backside works me up a powa'ful thirst, uh-huh. I's gonnah sleeps good tonight, fum all dis exercisin', tha's fo' sho.

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#17 Sep 12 2007 at 10:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm sorry, I'm just more comfortable seeing you people outside of fancy high rise buildings jingling a cup or holding a sign up telling me how much you need my money. I'm not used to seeing one of you who actually knows how to work a computer. Too bad all those years of avoiding school to hang out on the stoop and sling crack eliminated the possibility of you being able to string together a compelling argument. If you can manage a good fetch and step you'll go far, though.
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#18 Sep 12 2007 at 10:58 PM Rating: Good
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Dude, you have to turn in some of those frequent beatdown miles for a free trip to a 5 day/4 night a$$kicking. You've been accumulating bruises and bloodied noses for so long and at such an astounding rate without turning them back in, I may have to revoke your status as a B.E.A.T.D.O.W.N. (Bruises, Etc. Administered by Totem During Odd and Weird Hours of the Night) charter member.

The calcification on my knuckles and feet is making me arthritic. Please, stop for both of our sakes.

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#19 Sep 12 2007 at 11:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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You were better once, and made me laugh more. Did you just stop giving a sh;t or what?
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A big unRACK goes to you, a$$ giblet, who has given birth to the last five steaming coils/replies to my posts on this page. You are a festering STD boil on this message board's genitalia who should be freaking shot for the spam you've littered this board with while I was gone. I grace your "cry more n00b" post with some creativity and you dare ask if I give a **** anymore?

Ohhh, it's on now, baby. Kids gloves are officially off.

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#21 Sep 12 2007 at 11:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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I grace your "cry more n00b" post with some creativity and you dare ask if I give a **** anymore?

This is creativity?
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You want a piece of me, smarta$$?

Damn.
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You are a festering STD boil on this message board's genitalia who should be freaking shot for the spam you've littered this board with while I was gone.

You really have been gone, haven't you? Sorry to disappoint you, but outside of the last 3 days, I have maybe 10 posts in the last 6 months, so try again.
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A big unRACK goes to you, a$$ giblet, who has given birth to the last five steaming coils/replies to my posts on this page.

Oh, no! Totem is not impressed with me. Learn to count, lawn jockey, it was 6. Now its 7.
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Ohhh, it's on now, baby. Kids gloves are officially off.

Whatever, Tacosid.
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#22 Sep 13 2007 at 1:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wow, that was pathetic.

Seriously, like man-love sad. I had a hard time reading the posts over all the slurping noise you two were making going down on each other. A football like pat on the *** was enough. I've imgagined coeds going at it with each other who make less of a spectacle of themselves and I got a dirty mind. ****.
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#23 Sep 13 2007 at 3:05 AM Rating: Decent
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Why do they hate me so? It's because I'm Katie. Al'Katie.
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#24 Sep 13 2007 at 6:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wow, that was pathetic.

Don't you have a yard to mow? Christ on a siesta, between the upity lawn jockey and the impudent lawn care boys, its a wonder anything intelligent gets said around here at all. Where's Varus when you need him?
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#25 Sep 13 2007 at 6:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Where's Varus when you need him?


That begs the question neatly.
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#26 Sep 13 2007 at 11:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ohhh, it's on now, baby. Kids gloves are officially off.

Bravado is a sure sign of impotence?
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