No, not the usual thread where we choose our own.
Redphoenixxx aka 'Brioche Boy'.
Can summon sweet and tasty baked goods for the breakfast-time awakening of his previous night's conquests.
Samira aka The Ego-Magnet
Can focus her alien powers on any self-opinionated egotist and deflate them with adjectives, verbs and (for no apparent reason), artichokes.
Katie - aka The Slug
Like you need to ask
Kaolian - aka Nautilus
At the blink of an eye, transforms into a ninja flavoUred submarine with frikken "Laser Beams" and a cool sound effect
Carry on