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#1 Sep 12 2007 at 1:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, not the usual thread where we choose our own.

Redphoenixxx aka 'Brioche Boy'.
Can summon sweet and tasty baked goods for the breakfast-time awakening of his previous night's conquests.

Samira aka The Ego-Magnet
Can focus her alien powers on any self-opinionated egotist and deflate them with adjectives, verbs and (for no apparent reason), artichokes.

Katie - aka The Slug
Like you need to ask

Kaolian - aka Nautilus
At the blink of an eye, transforms into a ninja flavoUred submarine with frikken "Laser Beams" and a cool sound effect

Carry on
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#2 Sep 12 2007 at 1:47 PM Rating: Excellent
Nobby aka "Le Gourmet"
Using his special radioactive cookware sautes his enemies to a carmely brown.
#3 Sep 12 2007 at 1:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Moebius - Iratiation Man. Gets pissy with bad guys until they slink away to create a sock account.

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#4 Sep 12 2007 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord - aka "MoebiusLord"
Has the powers to teleport from St Paul to Seattle, whilst retaining the ability to be the grumpiest bastage that ever threw beer-cans at kids on his lawn
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#5 Sep 12 2007 at 1:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Moebius - Iratiation Man.

Are you calling me an annoying rash?
#6 Sep 12 2007 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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Samira - AKA ___________

Where does she come from? Is she a she? Did she really kill a man by contemplating her own indefinable bad assness? What is up with Mr. Winky? The most elusive Asylum poster, people who have asked too much have walked away uninterested and unanswered. Does the light go off in the fridge when the door closes? Only _______ knows.

Edited, Sep 12th 2007 6:00pm by bodhisattva
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#7 Sep 12 2007 at 2:00 PM Rating: Default
Nobby wrote:
No, not the usual thread where we choose our own.

Redphoenixxx aka 'Brioche Boy'.
Can summon sweet and tasty baked goods for the breakfast-time awakening of his previous night's conquests.

Samira aka The Ego-Magnet
Can focus her alien powers on any self-opinionated egotist and deflate them with adjectives, verbs and (for no apparent reason), artichokes.

Katie - aka The Slug
Like you need to ask

Kaolian - aka Nautilus
At the blink of an eye, transforms into a ninja flavoUred submarine with frikken "Laser Beams" and a cool sound effect

Carry on


Damnit! I cannot work like this! I demand the heroine roll!
#8 Sep 12 2007 at 2:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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bodhisattva wrote:
Samira - AKA ___________

Where does she come from? Is she a she? Did she really kill a man by contemplating her own indefinable bad assness? What is up with Mr. Winky? The most elusive Asylum poster, people who have asked too much have walked away uninterested and unanswered. Does the light go off in the fridge when the door closes? Only _______ knows.

Edited, Sep 12th 2007 6:00pm by bodhisattva


Can I be referred to as "de Cipher"?
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#9 Sep 12 2007 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Samira - AKA ___________

Where does she come from? Is she a she? Did she really kill a man by contemplating her own indefinable bad assness? What is up with Mr. Winky? The most elusive Asylum poster, people who have asked too much have walked away uninterested and unanswered. Does the light go off in the fridge when the door closes? Only _______ knows.

Edited, Sep 12th 2007 6:00pm by bodhisattva


Can I be referred to as "de Cipher"?
I resisted the urge to use the words "50 year-old 220lb Bull ****" because Nepthys has taught me to be nice.
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#10 Sep 12 2007 at 2:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's like you know me!

And speaking of....

Nephthys - Mr Nice Guy. No, not really.

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#11 Sep 12 2007 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Samira - AKA ___________

Where does she come from? Is she a she? Did she really kill a man by contemplating her own indefinable bad assness? What is up with Mr. Winky? The most elusive Asylum poster, people who have asked too much have walked away uninterested and unanswered. Does the light go off in the fridge when the door closes? Only _______ knows.

Edited, Sep 12th 2007 6:00pm by bodhisattva


Can I be referred to as "de Cipher"?
I resisted the urge to use the words "50 year-old 220lb Bull ****" because Nepthys has taught me to be nice.


That name is already taken by Dracoid of the Future, post op. Or is that the past, locking down an absolute point in space time can be a pain since a lack of an absolute standard of rest and all. Either way Dracoid has or will at some point been converted into a 50 year old bull ****.

Edited, Sep 12th 2007 6:11pm by bodhisattva
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#12 Sep 12 2007 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
I am the Assylum reincarnation of Dracoid
Yup
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#13 Sep 12 2007 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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No you shut up!
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#14 Sep 12 2007 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
It's like you know me!

And speaking of....

Nephthys - Mr Nice Guy. No, not really.



********* Check the sig *****, it's says so right there.



The Shadowrelm - Blinding enemies with his blatant disregard for english while constantly combating creepy crooks. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of the Moral Majority? The Shadowrelm knows....
#15 Sep 12 2007 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Seductress Atomic Flea - Only she controls the Asylums most impenetrable and untouchable weapon...Muahahaha.
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#16 Sep 12 2007 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Seductress Atomic Flea - Only she controls the Asylums most impenetrable and untouchable weapon...Muahahaha.
Indifference?
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#17 Sep 12 2007 at 2:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Archfiend bodhisattva wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Seductress Atomic Flea - Only she controls the Asylums most impenetrable and untouchable weapon...Muahahaha.
Indifference?
That too.
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#18 Sep 12 2007 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
Gbaji--aka the generator can provide power to the entire continental US with the methane from his BS.

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#19 Sep 12 2007 at 3:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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DK the Smoke - Has the power to appear in an instant and vanish just as quickly, usually without anybody noticing.

Where you been?
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#20 Sep 12 2007 at 6:04 PM Rating: Good
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Bullsh*t. Check the sig *****, it's says so right there.

Smiley: lol Thanks Neph I needed that.
#21 Sep 12 2007 at 9:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Like MacGvyer, but for web servers powered by hamsters running in tiny plastic wheels.

Thumbelyna aka Shoe Maven
Can enthrall men and draw compliments from women with her immaculate taste in shoes.

#22 Sep 12 2007 at 9:39 PM Rating: Good
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DK the Smoke - Has the power to appear in an instant and vanish just as quickly, usually without anybody noticing.

Where you been?


Work was finally slow enough to post. :)
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#23 Sep 12 2007 at 9:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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#24 Sep 13 2007 at 2:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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yossarian wrote:
Tare aka The Grammarian
Can detect split infinitives 10 posts away. Often ignores them.


Smiley: laugh

It's tireless work, but I got tired of it.
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#25 Sep 13 2007 at 2:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wint - Who?
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#26 Sep 13 2007 at 2:45 AM Rating: Decent
Professor Barkingturtle Has the amazing ability to make womans breasts grow. He also carrys a secret weapon that makes womens clothing disapear.
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