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Apparently Kevin Federline didn't just knock her up, he inseminated her with failure as well!
Edited, Sep 11th 2007 8:30am by bodhisattva
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Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
JFC, that song is bloody awful.
She looks better than she has for a while though. /shrug
She looks better than she has for a while though. /shrug
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Choreography sucked, and her lackadaisical movement didn't help. She looked like she was going through her midweek workout, and really not in the mood for it.
Remember when people were outraged that performers lip synched? Now all the fuss is about her lip synching badly, haha.
Remember when people were outraged that performers lip synched? Now all the fuss is about her lip synching badly, haha.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The only thing worse than Britney's dance routine was the wretched abortion of comedy which came after it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Poor Milli Vanilli. They were pioneers, really.
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-bay!
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-bay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Was looking for that yesterday but couldn't find it, thanks bodhi! Now I reeally feel like barfing.
Sad as it is though, I feel sorry for her. I really shouldn't, but I do anyway.
Sad as it is though, I feel sorry for her. I really shouldn't, but I do anyway.
SAd, but inspiring. I'd love to get my hands on whatever pills she's poppin!
MTV still has music awards? Why? I thought they just had "reality" shows and commercials on all the time.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar wrote:
MTV still has music awards? Why? I thought they just had "reality" shows and commercials on all the time.
NEXT!
Don't forget that quality addition to the "Worst Shows in the History of the World". Soon to be added, "Cavemen" and "K-Ville".
Meh.
Can't she have the grace to fall into obscurity? Besides, I'm more interested in seeing Kid Rock punch out Tommy Lee.
Can't she have the grace to fall into obscurity? Besides, I'm more interested in seeing Kid Rock punch out Tommy Lee.
They have some quality reality tv. I mean that show with the rappers in LA, that is gold. They dressed their fat friends in diapers and made the dance for moeny. Or the date show where the attractive girl searches three anonymous guys bedrooms and finds weird sh'it like a watermelon with a f'uckhole in it, then has to decide which guy she is going to go out with based on their room is great as well.
Quality tv
Quality tv
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
She had that confused, "Where's my cheetos and Frappaccino?" look on her face that is indicative of her slowly wiping the haze from her alcohol-induced diabetic coma. You see it most prominently at the very beginning, at 28 seconds precisely, right before she does a sad imitation of someone giggling, when she looks like she is confused by the choreography and then does some half-assed dance movies in a stiff, surprisingly ham handed way. The other thing is that she probably should have worn something a little more forgiving than a bikini, which is just about any other item of clothing.
I'm disappointed. She couldn't read, write or talk too well. Her fashion tastes were horrible. She was awful in relationships and terrible in interviews. Her squeaking and singing was subpar.
But boy, she could dance like a ****. She was a ****-dancing superstar. Now, no more.
Edited, Sep 11th 2007 1:09pm by Annabella
I'm disappointed. She couldn't read, write or talk too well. Her fashion tastes were horrible. She was awful in relationships and terrible in interviews. Her squeaking and singing was subpar.
But boy, she could dance like a ****. She was a ****-dancing superstar. Now, no more.
Edited, Sep 11th 2007 1:09pm by Annabella
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
They also start cutting to shots of the audience to cover it, only to have 50 looking like "WTF?", which is nice. After that it started to be shots where it was so far away you couldn't see the specifics of her disoriented dance, they also started focusing on the back up dancers.
It was kind of them, but really I wanted to see more phail.
It was kind of them, but really I wanted to see more phail.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I have to think four-inch stiletto heeled boots were a mistake, as well.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I was listening to the radio driving home and there was a highly amusing sound bite in which two Britney fans are crying, as the paparazzi are giving her a hard time. I'm looking on Youtube for a link.
The performance itself was just awesomely bad. She obviously didn't sober up or rehearse enough for that performance. Now, after having two kids, I have to say that her body is OK, but it was NOT OK for that outfit she wore.
I'm over my pity for her. Now I sit here with my 2-kid pooch and laugh that she showed hers on MTV.
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I'm over my pity for her. Now I sit here with my 2-kid pooch and laugh that she showed hers on MTV.
Yes, but can you boast about anyone who wants to being able to find archived pictures of your mangled labes peeking out from under your too short skirt and untimely wardrobe overlook?
No, but who besides washed out pop sluts want that? And what untimely overlook? She just thought she'd be cool showing the world her snatch after Paris made it the "in" thing.
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And what untimely overlook? She just thought she'd be cool showing the world her snatch after Paris made it the "in" thing.
Well thanks for clearing that one up for me. I was under the impression it was an unscripted even like UFC.
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Especially in that tinny, wannabe pouty tone.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
bodhisattva wrote:
Dang I missed Brittany.
The Goofy Movie was on last night though...love that movie.
Alma wrote:
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I dont think the school personnel who may possibly call, would get a kick out of it
They have been going after sites that are hosting the video quite doggedly.
That in itself is interesting and worth a thread of its own.
That in itself is interesting and worth a thread of its own.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Beyond her decision to lop off her hair some months ago, I have never understood her prediliction to wear goofy a$$ed looking pork pie hats and fedoras. Yes, yes, I know she's trying to make her own look, but with all the cash she chucks at her handlers, you'd think someone would pull her aside and tell her they just make her look stupid.
/shrugs
It just goes to show you money doesn't confer good taste.
Totem
/shrugs
It just goes to show you money doesn't confer good taste.
Totem
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