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#1 Sep 06 2007 at 9:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's perverse but provocative! The question at hand: can sex dolls be raped?

I assume the answer is, "Only with a Sharpie." We'll have to wait for the next installment, though, for the definitive answer.

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A few months back Kink purchased a sex doll from a RealDoll competitor -- as a stand-in prop to be used for shoots and BDSM scenarios, and just to see how much fun the filmmakers could have incorporating a realistic sex doll in their ****. **** that incorporates RealDolls is by no means a new concept, and sites like realdollthreeways.com are evidence of the genre's ongoing interest. Though, I'll admit, when searching for RealDoll **** on sites like YouPorn.com, it's near impossible to tell the difference between actual human **** starlets and artificial silicone sex dolls in the video preview thumbnails. Just sayin'.

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#2 Sep 06 2007 at 9:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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She is projecting herself as a fellow "iDollator" (the current online emergent taxonomy terminology), a person who sees his highly realistic doll as a both sex toy and as a companion with which he ascribes a human relationship.
Woooo... boy.
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#3 Sep 06 2007 at 9:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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This story made me think about the infamous tale of the guy who had his RealDoll done up to look like an Everquest dark elf. I'm not looking for images because I'm at work and don't remember how work safe they were/weren't.

Anyway, thinking of that made me remember an old Brunching Shuttlecocks' page defining the Geek Heirarchy. Which, in turn made me realize that, somewhere out there, you have people who believe with a total straight face and all sincerity, "Yeah, I'm having a dating relationship with my sex doll but at least I'm not like those guys who date their dark elf sex dolls. What a bunch of 'tards..."

Edited, Sep 6th 2007 12:42pm by Jophiel
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#4 Sep 06 2007 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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There was an episode of Sextv, (probably NSFW) where a women collected Real Dolls and Real Doll knock off's and acted out a doll fetish. Not sexual in any way, she just had an abusive childhood and dealt with it by dressing like a doll and sitting with other 'dolls' in a room.

The lady was 40+ and had a boy that was just on the verge of entering his teen years. That always struck me as a disaster waiting to happen.

Edited, Sep 6th 2007 1:45pm by bodhisattva
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There are some things that go on in this world that I would just rather not know about.

*Smiley: disappointed*Smiley: disappointed*Smiley: disappointed*Smiley: disappointed*


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#6 Sep 06 2007 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
This story made me think about the infamous tale of the guy who had his RealDoll done up to look like an Everquest dark elf. I'm not looking for images because I'm at work and don't remember how work safe they were/weren't.

Anyway, thinking of that made me remember an old Brunching Shuttlecocks' page defining the Geek Heirarchy. Which, in turn made me realize that, somewhere out there, you have people who believe with a total straight face and all sincerity, "Yeah, I'm having a dating relationship with my sex doll but at least I'm not like those guys who date their dark elf sex dolls. What a bunch of 'tards..."

Edited, Sep 6th 2007 12:42pm by Jophiel


That's the sort of thing it brought to my mind, as well.
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#7 Sep 06 2007 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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Which movie is coming out where the guy is in love with his blow up doll and his family and friends basically accept it? I saw the preview but can't remember the actors or the title of the movie.
#8 Sep 06 2007 at 10:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Possibly not safe for work, though there's no nudity (it is the real doll website though):

This cracked me up...I'd love to be a photographer for them. Clearly she's asking for it...just look at that "come hither" expression.

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#9 Sep 06 2007 at 10:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Possibly not safe for work, though there's no nudity (it is the real doll website though):

This cracked me up...I'd love to be a photographer for them. Clearly she's asking for it...just look at that "come hither" expression.


Just when you think you've reached an age where there isn't gonna be very much coming along to surprise you anymore.......Smiley: jawdrop
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#10 Sep 06 2007 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:

the linked article wrote:
A few months back Kink purchased a sex doll from a RealDoll competitor -- as a stand-in prop to be used for shoots and BDSM scenarios, and just to see how much fun the filmmakers could have incorporating a realistic sex doll in their ****. **** that incorporates RealDolls is by no means a new concept, and sites like realdollthreeways.com are evidence of the genre's ongoing interest. Though, I'll admit, when searching for RealDoll **** on sites like YouPorn.com, it's near impossible to tell the difference between actual human **** starlets and artificial silicone sex dolls in the video preview thumbnails. Just sayin'.


Not that much interest, since the URL mentioned doesn't exist.
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Not that much interest, since the URL mentioned doesn't exist.
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NSFW NSFW NSFW http://realdollsex.com/home.shtml NSFW NSFW NSFW

I can't help but laugh at the women who "just can't help" eating out a silicon doll ******.
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#12 Sep 06 2007 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
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I can't help but laugh at the women who "just can't help" eating out a silicon doll ******.


And the guys who enjoy watching other guys tying up a plastic doll and sticking their ***** in it.

So much so, in fact, that they're willing to pay for it.

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#13 Sep 06 2007 at 2:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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But hey, at least the dolls aren't dark elves.

That still makes me laugh.
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#14 Sep 06 2007 at 2:32 PM Rating: Decent
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I so want to click on these links... Smiley: mad
#15 Sep 06 2007 at 2:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Actually, looking at all the images (well, on the main page... I'm sure as hell not paying for more) my favorite is the live chick giving a ******* while the RealDoll looks on with an air of plastic detachment. How hawt.
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#16 Sep 06 2007 at 2:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Actually, looking at all the images (well, on the main page... I'm sure as hell not paying for more) my favorite is the live chick giving a ******* while the RealDoll looks on with an air of plastic detachment. How hawt.


'Sprobably a lot like Paris and Lindsay out on the town.
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#17 Sep 06 2007 at 5:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Actually, looking at all the images (well, on the main page... I'm sure as hell not paying for more) my favorite is the live chick giving a ******* while the RealDoll looks on with an air of plastic detachment. How hawt.


'Sprobably a lot like Paris and Lindsay out on the town.
If anything, this reminds me so disturbingly of the look on Paris Hilton's face during her infamous l'il sex tape. That poor kid may have been better off with a realdoll.
#18 Sep 06 2007 at 5:48 PM Rating: Excellent
I highly recommend anyone who can views the first free trailer on Joph's link.

Not because it's anything other than a man fUcking a doll in the ***, but because of the music. It's ominous and really adds to the obvious necrophilia vibe inherent in boning something that is totally unresponsive.

If I were in the market for a new fetish, this might just be it, but alas, my day planner is all full.
#19 Sep 07 2007 at 8:42 AM Rating: Default
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Ah, finally I've found a replacement for this.

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