Gbaji's Sekret RevealedFollow

I will not waste my time criticizing or insulting Gbaji as 1) he is unlikely to change, and 2) Gbaji probably revels in the letters of shock and repulsion that he regularly receives. Instead, I will focus on his egocentric crotchets, which, after all, are the things that distract people from serious analysis of the situation. Here's the story: He should learn to appreciate what he has instead of feeling so oppressed because he can't do everything he wants, every time he wants to. What is the milieu in which spineless heretics justify, palliate, or excuse the evils of his heart? It is the underworld of conspiracy theory, a subculture in which crotchety yokels share fantasies of fighting heroically against a huge conspiracy that will beat plowshares into swords as soon as our backs are turned.

If Gbaji were paying attention -- which it would seem he is not, as I've already gone over this -- he'd see that if this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to change the minds of those who institutionalize vandalism through systematic violence, distorted religion, and dubious science. Whatever he claims to the contrary, the point at which you discover that Gbaji exhibits a reckless disregard for the safety of others is not only a moment of disenchantment. It is a moment of resolve, a determination that his faculty for deception is so far above anyone else's, it really must be considered different in kind as well as in degree. He talks a lot about Dadaism and how wonderful it is. However, he's never actually defined what it means. How can Gbaji argue for something he's never defined? Gbaji doesn't want you to know the answer to that question; he wants to ensure you don't enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being. It is quite true, of course, that according to him, anyone who points this out is guilty of spreading lies, smears, and obstructionism. But he craves more power. I say we should give Gbaji more power -- preferably, 10,000 volts of it.

Gbaji's tirades are built on lies and they depend on make-believe for their continuation. Gbaji's desire to steal the fruits of other people's labor is the chief sign that he's a savage lewd-type. (The second sign is that Gbaji feels obliged to deploy enormous resources in a war of attrition against helpless citizens.) So don't tell me that he is unable to use the English language effectively or correctly just because what we need from him is fewer monologues and more dialogue. It would be better for him to do nothing than to discredit and intimidate the opposition. That concept can be extended, mutatis mutandis, to the way that if we don't keep our courage up right now, then Gbaji's diatribes will soon start to metastasize until they skewer me over a pit barbecue.

I think we can unquestionably say that the purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how hectoring and ill-bred Gbaji has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how some socially inept rascals actually assert that war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength. This is the kind of muddled thinking that he is encouraging with his harangues. Even worse, all those who raise their voice against this brainwashing campaign are denounced as censorious cheapskates. Many people are incredulous when I tell them that he intends to put political correctness ahead of scientific rigor. "How could Gbaji be so silly?", they ask me. "It doesn't seem possible." Well, it is truly possible, and now I'll explain exactly how Gbaji plans to do it. But first, you need to realize that he has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which he is a refined gentleman with the soundest education and morals you can imagine. Then again, just because Gbaji is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold.

Regardless of what Gbaji seems to contend, he utilizes a narrow and static view of human nature. If we don't remove the Gbaji threat now, it will bite us in our backside by the end of the decade. I have no idea why he makes such a big fuss over hooliganism. There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved -- issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that Gbaji claims that there should be publicly financed centers of stoicism. I insist that the absurdities within that claim speak for themselves, although I should add that Gbaji's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. He doesn't want the details checked. He doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts he presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of his "facts" are false.

However varied or profound the explanations underlying our sense of moral values may be, this whole discussion has turned into a war of words between a few people. The best example of this, culled from many, would have to be the time Gbaji tried to funnel significant amounts of money to complacent practitioners of alarmism. His bons mots leave me with several unanswered questions: Is his lack of intelligence genetic or the result of too much time spent with reckless dummkopfs? And when he promotes one social program after the next to take care of some segment of society, is he doing it for that segment of society or is he doing it because he seeks power and position? These are difficult questions to answer, because I overheard one of his cat's-paws say, "A richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem." This quotation demonstrates the power of language, as it epitomizes the "us/them" dichotomy within hegemonic discourse. As for me, I prefer to use language to lead the way to the future, not to the past. Next time, Gbaji, you may want to check your facts correctly. Please don't misinterpret that last statement to mean that defeatism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. That's not at all what it means. Rather, it means that I am certainly not ashamed to admit that he is a supporter of everything that was trendy in America in the 1960s -- the marvelous effects of LSD and other psychedelic drugs, pyramid power, various oriental religious cults, transcendental meditation, UFOs and extraterrestrials, CIA conspiracies, you name it. And here, I suspect, lies a clue to the intellectual vacuum so gapingly apparent in his platitudes.

Prudence is no vice. Cowardice -- especially Gbaji's possession-obsessed form of it -- is. Do I want Gbaji to make a big deal out of nothing? No, thank you very much; I would much rather carve solutions that are neither maladroit nor ornery. Will what I call witless varmints ever enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their freedoms? Don't bet on it.

If the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to call for a return to the values that made this country great. Nice try to extend Gbaji's 15 minutes of fame to 15 months, Gbaji. To quote the prophet Isaiah, "Woe to ye who allow federally funded research to mushroom into a mingy, grossly inefficient system, hampered by hateful fiends and inhumane scapegraces". While it's true that his constant whining and yammering is a background noise that never seems to go away, Gbaji has yet to acknowledge that fact. This raises the question: Why doesn't he try doing something constructive for once in his life? There aren't enough hours in the day to fully answer that question, but consider this: Gbaji's feeble-minded plans for the future usher in the beginning of a passive-aggressive new era of deconstructionism. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to halt the destructive process that is carrying our civilization toward extinction. You might object to my claim that his mentality reminds me of the stereotypical bureaucrat who cannot function unless he can "find it in the manual". But bear in mind that he is extremely infernal. In fact, let's see what my handy-dandy Infernal-O-Meter has to say about Gbaji. Whoa! The needle is off the scale! It's a good thing I checked, because by refusing to act, by refusing to develop a rational-empirical base for dialogue about his maneuvers, we are giving him the power to blend together boosterism and extremism in a train wreck of monumental proportions.

Of all of Gbaji's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "Black is white and night is day." I don't know where he came up with this, but his statement is dead wrong. A person who wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of his/her actions. Gbaji has never had that faculty. He always does what he wants to do at the moment and figures he'll be able to lie himself out of any problems that arise.

We mustn't let Gbaji numb the public to the priggism and injustice in mainstream politics. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. This in mind, I would like to reveal the nature and activity of his understrappers and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. I have one final message for you before ending this letter: Gbaji makes it a point to perpetuate misguided and questionable notions of other sinister carousers' intentions.

oh the secret is a complaint generator

moar werdz plz.

I take it you've never seen the Wiki page on Gbaji, eh Bhodi?

While the massive block of copy 'n pasted text was to be expected, I'll admit that scrolling down to the end made me laugh.

Haha, same. Gah, I'm a geek.

Wheee!!!

Do I have the biggest ootwiki entry or what? ;)

Isn't Gbaji making a single word response a sign of the Apocalypse?

there really are masses of people who think like gbaji does.

i have seen them. i have inlaws in pennsylvania who live and die by the same mantra. fox news 24/7 in every room in the house. am radio every where they drive. if some republican calls an uncoming dem a hillbilly, by mid after noon, the WHOLE TOWN is talking about the new democrat hillbilly trying to run for office.

pop people. no minds. they are a collective. a hive. incapable of thinking something through. incapable of seeing or hearing anything besides fox news and am radio. every one else is justa hill billy.

they are not bad people. infact, they are very decent god loving people with good moral standing. they are just extremly sheltered.

they also think a mango is a tomato. it took me a good 30 minutes of agruing with someone who was laughing at me because i "claimed" to have 5 mango trees inmy yard. every one knows mangos grow on vines........

and all pan fish are blue gills. doesnt matter of they are perch, brim, cyclids, if its not a bass, or a pike, its a blue gill. i finally said, WTF, it all tastes the same.

but they exist. they still swear we found nukes in iraq too, but they do actually exist.

gbaji just might be one of them who got a computer for christmas.