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I remember Bazooka Joe gum - I assume what we had was WW2 surplus, as it was invariably hard as a rock. I don't remember anything about a club, but that may be because I was an girl.

I collected this whole set of cards from Brooke Bond Tea bag boxes back in the early 70's...

Thank Bob someone invented the intrawebs and MMoRPGs, I say.

I went to a halloween party in college once as Bazooka Joe.

speling coreccted

Remember when crayons came in hard clear-plastic boxes? Well I had a pet mouse I found outside, but he died rather quickly. I put him in one of them boxes and buried him in the windowsill outside my house.

My sisters and I had a Bobby Sherman Fun Club (BSFC) one summer. Our main function was to babysit neighborhood kids in our yard. Ok, I was six, my oldest sister 10, but heck my sis was babysitting me as both my parents worked all day. It was amazing how much business we got at ten cents an hour.

My middle sister (age 8) and her friend were a bit more on the rambunctious side then my very maternal eldest sib. They insisted that I had to be initiated into the club. The initiation took place in a fort made in our basement. It was pretty dumb really, after being blinded I was instructed to do various things with the recently candle-torched lid of a can, in order that I'd get ash on my face...whoopee.

I got to help my middle sis with the next initiation on one of my friends. I mentioned my recently buried mouse to them so we went and dug up. Again, with victim blinded we had her open up the crayon box and take out the dead mouse and hold and pet it. I don't recall that it even smelled. It didn't bother me in the least then, but now I think it was slightly perverse.

After spending more than one evening completing the banner for the BSFC club we decided to change it to the David Cassidy Club. I voted against the move.

I used to collect Camel Cash, but I never turned it in for anything white-trashy...I just hoarded it.

Nexa

I've been hoarding Coke points lately so a friend can use them to buy Mariokart or some ****.

Me and a friend used to find it fun to rob our local convenience store of hundreds of dollars in merchandise a week.

The punchline was that when we went to the counter we would justify our visit by puchasing one piece of 5 cent Bazooka Joe gun each.

I'm a card-carrying member of NORML.

Zebra gum was fantastic... for about three seconds. Then it turned to flavorless wood pulp.

I think the thing to do is to lay a stick on your tongue and them immediately spit it out. Don't even bother chewing it.

They may, but not to me. So in Jophiel's Reality, it exists only in the past.

Between the boys scouts as a kid and two fraternities, I've had my fix of sekrit clubs.

I am currently the Senior Executive Emperor of the Rate the Katie Down foundation. We are accepting applications starting Sept 1.