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Fresh reports are indicating that the vast majority of Muslims have spent another day of their lives doing nothing special.
Mr Ahmed Wazarhi, a taxi driver in Teheran's popular Allah-Haham district, got up this morning at 7h45, had breafast with his wife and kids, and then went to work. "It's just a normal day" said Mr Wazarhi "but the weather is a bit ****. Though I guess it should be good for business, in'shallah."
This behaviour seems to have been replicated through-out the 1.4 billion Muslims around the world. Another Muslim, Mr Kadher El-Kadher, a 43 year-old tax inspector in Algeria, apparently twisted his ankle today. "It's a bit painful" he told us exclusively "but the pain should go away soon. I think I will crutches until then, haha!"
Some Muslims, however, are not happy about this inaction. "It's a disgrace" said one Muslim who preferred to remain anonymous. "Where is the hateful mob burning flags are screaming in anger in front of embassies?! We cannot allow this inaction to continue while the Jewish-Free-Mason-American conpsiracy is causing our children to catch a cold in August!"
Behavioural scientists are perplexed by this seemingly contradictory attitude amongst Muslmis. "It's strange" said one of those scientists "but it seems that while 99.99% of Muslmis are peaceful and boring, there is a tiny minority that has ***** for brains and wants to kill everyone. This dichotomy is rather intriguing, and even more so since it also exists within all other faiths, race, or nationality."
The government has urged its citizens to remain cautious: "We know these Muslims. One minute they're acting all sweet and innocent, and the next they're raping your daughters and slaughtering your sons. Our message to our people is to worry, act on gut instinct, and be very suspicious of anything with a beard and beady eyes."
Fresh reports are indicating that the vast majority of Muslims have spent another day of their lives doing nothing special.
Mr Ahmed Wazarhi, a taxi driver in Teheran's popular Allah-Haham district, got up this morning at 7h45, had breafast with his wife and kids, and then went to work. "It's just a normal day" said Mr Wazarhi "but the weather is a bit ****. Though I guess it should be good for business, in'shallah."
This behaviour seems to have been replicated through-out the 1.4 billion Muslims around the world. Another Muslim, Mr Kadher El-Kadher, a 43 year-old tax inspector in Algeria, apparently twisted his ankle today. "It's a bit painful" he told us exclusively "but the pain should go away soon. I think I will crutches until then, haha!"
Some Muslims, however, are not happy about this inaction. "It's a disgrace" said one Muslim who preferred to remain anonymous. "Where is the hateful mob burning flags are screaming in anger in front of embassies?! We cannot allow this inaction to continue while the Jewish-Free-Mason-American conpsiracy is causing our children to catch a cold in August!"
Behavioural scientists are perplexed by this seemingly contradictory attitude amongst Muslmis. "It's strange" said one of those scientists "but it seems that while 99.99% of Muslmis are peaceful and boring, there is a tiny minority that has ***** for brains and wants to kill everyone. This dichotomy is rather intriguing, and even more so since it also exists within all other faiths, race, or nationality."
The government has urged its citizens to remain cautious: "We know these Muslims. One minute they're acting all sweet and innocent, and the next they're raping your daughters and slaughtering your sons. Our message to our people is to worry, act on gut instinct, and be very suspicious of anything with a beard and beady eyes."