WARNING!!!
Whatever you do, dry yourself off before taking a crap and wiping your *** with low grade toilet paper.
The toilet paper dissolves if your *** is wet and the little bits stick to the hair on your *** (without you being aware). Once the bits dry they fuse the hairs together and make walking very very painful until you realise what has happened (after wiping your *** like 15 times attempting to remove non-existant poopoo encrustations). It is then rather difficult to carefully remove each and every chunk of *** hair cement that has been holding you hostage for the last few hours.
I believe all toilet paper should have this in BRIGHT RED letters on the front of their packaging. Preferably government mandated with pictures like Canadian cigarette packages.
That is all.
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::sigh:: Apparently I'm the only person to have experienced this problem.
No you're not the only one that's had this problem.
Next time pick the little hard turds out and fling them at people you don't like. Or use them as a topping on their ice cream.
Next time pick the little hard turds out and fling them at people you don't like. Or use them as a topping on their ice cream.
Poo flinging. It's not just for monkeys anymore.
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