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#1 Aug 28 2007 at 8:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Man arrested for, er, "corpse abuse."

Granted, I'm not sure how it's possible to abuse a dead body, but still. Ew.

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MONESSEN, Pa. -- A Monessen man allegedly broke into a funeral parlor and tampered with a female corpse before getting caught in the act, police said.

Roderick Jones, who police said was convicted of abuse of a corpse in 1999, is facing new charges stemming from the alleged incident on Sixth Street in Monessen last month.

Funeral director Johnny Draper said he left the Draper Funeral Home on July 13 to talk to some friends across the street for about 10 minutes.

When Draper noticed a light on in the basement, he went back inside -- and that's when, according to a police affidavit, he found Roderick Jones lying next to the coffin of a woman whom Draper had been preparing for burial.

According to the affidavit, one of the deceased woman's legs was up in the air, her stockings had been removed and the plastic covering her body had been torn open.

Draper said Jones was lying down near the casket in an attempt to hide, but Draper said he was able to restrain the man until police arrived.

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According to police, Jones has a history of burglary, criminal trespass and criminal mischief, along with the 1999 conviction in an unrelated case in Charleroi.

Jones is being held in the Westmoreland County Prison, charged with abuse of a corpse and burglary, police said.


Linked article includes a picture of this prize specimen (him, not her).
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#2 Aug 28 2007 at 8:37 AM Rating: Decent
Sounds like someone took the insult "you couldn't get laid in a morgue" way to seriously. What do they call that...necrophelia?
#3 Aug 28 2007 at 8:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aww, Sam, don't be such a stiff.

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#4 Aug 28 2007 at 8:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Reminds me of dating.
#5 Aug 28 2007 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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Obligatory "He'd have gotten away with it, but some rotten cUnt split on him" Joke
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#6 Aug 28 2007 at 9:35 AM Rating: Decent
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You mean that's wrong? You couldn't have told me this last year?
#7 Aug 28 2007 at 10:40 AM Rating: Decent
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#8 Aug 28 2007 at 11:02 AM Rating: Decent
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Well there really isn't much to do in Monessen anyway .......
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#9 Aug 28 2007 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
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and dead girls tell no tales.
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#10 Aug 28 2007 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
Man why does all the crazy **** happen in my state!
#11 Aug 28 2007 at 11:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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What the hell are you talking about? Florida has its own Fark tag, ffs. Texas is a crazy-happening mill.
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#12 Aug 28 2007 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
Seems like Pennsylvania is catching up though. Remember a few weeks ago when there was the post made about people throwing drinks on drive thru window employees?
#13 Aug 29 2007 at 3:24 PM Rating: Decent
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#14 Aug 29 2007 at 4:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Huh. So that's where Hippo went.
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#15 Aug 29 2007 at 11:35 PM Rating: Decent
Very NSFW

sexylosers

Google it, there is an arc about a necrophile.

Mostly dark/Xrated humor.
#16 Aug 30 2007 at 1:36 PM Rating: Decent
Ew, does not describe but how akward for him does.
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