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#52 Aug 30 2007 at 5:06 PM Rating: Good
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Prior to this story, if I were to tell you that a Senator plead guilty to a misdemeanor charge of "Disorderly Conduct" and then asked you to guess what he'd done, you'd probably brainstorm and guess for several hours and *never* come up with "he was acting in a manner in which a cop interpreted as a solicitation for gay sex in a public restroom". Never. Ever.


Not true at all. I would have guessed it was gay sex with a 16 year old though.
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gbaji wrote:
Conservatives hold themselves to a higher standard of ethics.
What, you mean publicly?
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gbaji wrote:
Conservatives hold themselves to a higher standard of ethics.
What, you mean publicly?


No. In actual fact. We actually demand the resignations of our own members who violate our standards of ethics.

Liberal voters don't. They'll accept and in some cases applaud their representatives when they have sex with pages or interns. They ignore when their representatives get caught taking bribes, or drinking and driving, or assaulting police officers.

What's really bizarre is that apparently Liberals do think these things are important, but only when a Republican does them. They spend so much time trying to figure out if a Republican is doing something "bad" and jump around patting themselves on the back when they find it. Which is at least a bit hypocritical IMO...
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Conservatives hold themselves to a higher standard of ethics.


So besides Craig, Haggard, Allen, and Foley, everyone else is a straight-shooter?

Ok, that question is a bit unfair, so I'll get to the point: it's not just a Republican Senator that was caught perhaps soliciting sex in a public bathroom, it was a prominent anti-gay and 'family values' Republican Senator that was caught perhaps soliciting sex in a public bathroom.
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Dunno. Smells like a railroad to me. Could be that he's a closet homosexual cruising the men's rooms in airport restrooms (seems like an odd place though). But based on the information just in this case, it's beginning to smell more like a cop looking for signs of prostitution made a mistake, and then instead of admitting it (and opening himself and his employers to a massive lawsuit), he did the "hard sell" to the Senator to get him to admit to wrongdoing just to avoid embarrassment.
And yet the Republican party will gladly crucify him for it. It's a shame that your side is such a bunch of tools Smiley: laugh

Anyway, however odd it seems to you to cruise in an airport bathroom, it's not uncommon and apparently happened often enough to put an officer in this particular bathroom.

Edited, Aug 30th 2007 11:18pm by Jophiel
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Edited, Aug 31st 2007 6:22pm by Jophiel
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#58 Aug 30 2007 at 11:52 PM Rating: Good
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No. In actual fact. We (Republicans) actually demand the resignations of our own members who violate our standards of ethics.


Nu Uh! First you cover them, then when it gets out, you "demand" their resignation.

And what is the Republican response to the people who do the covering up? Let's say, hypotheticly, one of your guys who's homosexuality has been an "open secret" in Washington for years gets drunk and try's to "cyber" with some young boys. Surely, anyone who knew about it and covered it up would simply have to be be tarred and feathered.

Your "standards of ethics" must demand it.

Especially when the same guy accepted $100K from a shady lobbiest named Jack Abramoff.

But no...you leave him as your fracking speaker (until you lose the majority and he decides not to run for the minority position. heh. "Minority Position". Anyhoo...)until he retires. In 2009.

I **** on your "ethics".

Edited, Aug 31st 2007 3:57am by Omegavegeta
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#59 Aug 31 2007 at 1:46 AM Rating: Good
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What's really bizarre is that apparently Liberals do think these things are important


Not important.

Funny.

Hence the thread title Smiley: rolleyes





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We are having a good year for republican homosexual scandals. Haggard who played spiritual adviser to President Bush from time to time. Foley's transcripts of teen cyborz. Now this.

My favourite response though was Bob "I'll pay to suck your d'ick, just don't hurt me" Allen. A Florida state republican and co-chair of the John McCain presidential run.

I am also sure Gbaji remembers Glenn Murphy Jr. National Chairman of the Young Republicans who got a young member **** drunk and had a sleep over. The kid woke up with his ***** in Mr. Murphy's mouth. During the ensuing sh*t storm it was made public that the exact same thing had happened in 1998.

Edited, Aug 31st 2007 8:16am by bodhisattva
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I think the crux, so to speak, of the matter is that most Democrats don't much care who their representatives sleep with. That doesn't play into my code of ethics, I know. It's just not my business.

So it isn't "oh dear LORD he was cruising for gay sex, how can they allow this to happen?" It's, "Figures, after all his campaigning against gay rights: either he's a tragic closet case and hates what he really is OR he knows he's gay and thinks this is the best way to pander to the masses and get elected." Either is sad and yet despicable.

It's not out gays who are in any danger of being co-opted to give up state secrets, you know. It's guys like this in the closet who would gladly play along to protect their (in their own eyes) filthy secret.
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Every Gbaji said before supports what I had previously written: Craig was, I assume by his multiple terms and committee positions, a respected and effective Republican senator. As soon as this came up, you had Republicans who couldn't throw him under the bus fast enough because of the taint of sexual relations.

Gbaji trumps up the fact that the charge was "disorderly conduct". Ignoring the fact that Craig pled to a lesser charge and that the "conduct" was the restroom antics, one has to wonder if Republicans would be calling for Craig's resignation if the conduct had been drunken yelling match in a hotel parking lot.

The simple fact is that Republicans are looking to get a Republican replacement for Craig ASAP from the Republican governor so they don't have yet another weak candidate in the 2008 Senate races. It doesn't matter how effective he has been in the past and it doesn't matter that the charge was only "disorderly conduct" -- they don't want conservative voters thinking "This guy cruises restrooms" and so they'll gladly throw him out if it might help their chances.
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It's sad, to me, that the conservative party is so in thrall to the most extreme element of religious fanatics. Most of my extended family is quite conservative, socially and fiscally, and quite religious as well. Yet I can't imagine any of them caring about a politician's personal life as long as he's doing a decent job of representing their district.

Finding out that he's been hiding something, finding out that he's been cheating on his wife rather than coming out of the closet... those things would probably put them off.
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Under the bus!
the Trib wrote:
WASHINGTON - Idaho Sen. Larry Craig is considering resigning, possibly as early as this weekend, Republican officials said Friday after days of public and private pressure stemming from his June arrest in an undercover vice operation in an airport men's room.

Idaho Gov. C.L. "Butch" Otter already appears to have settled on a successor -- Lt. Gov. Jim Risch, according to several Republicans familiar with internal deliberations. And neither President Bush, the national party nor any of Craig's GOP colleagues has publicly expressed support for the 62-year-old, three-term senator.

Craig pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct on Aug. 1, and while he has since said he did nothing wrong, the episode has roiled the Republican Party and produced numerous calls for him to step down.

With Craig out of public view in Idaho, Bush passed on an opportunity to defend him. Asked Friday at the White House if the senator should resign, Bush said nothing and walked off stage.


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The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round....
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Idaho Gov. C.L. "Butch" Otter already appears to have settled on a successor -- Lt. Gov. Jim Risch, according to several Republicans familiar with internal deliberations. And neither President Bush, the national party nor any of Craig's GOP colleagues has publicly expressed support for the 62-year-old, three-term senator.


Empty suit replaced with empty suit. I wish just once in these situations the Governor would appoint a homeless black lesbian crack addict named "Hattie".
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You know Hattie? That's amazing!

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He knows that Hattie isn't a lesbian if you have the right money, or a few rocks.
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Gbaji trumps up the fact that the charge was "disorderly conduct". Ignoring the fact that Craig pled to a lesser charge and that the "conduct" was the restroom antics, one has to wonder if Republicans would be calling for Craig's resignation if the conduct had been drunken yelling match in a hotel parking lot.


The assumption behind a plea agreement is that the state feels it cannot succeed at obtaining a guilty verdict for the charge at hand, and the defendant does not wish to go through the trouble of a trial and is willing to accept the lesser charge in order to avoid that.

It's unfair to assume guilt of the charge he *didn't* plea to in this (or any case). Had the state insisted on charging him with solicitation, it's certain that he would have entered a plea of innocent, and equally certain that he'd have been found not guilty (there's just no solid evidence of that crime). Equating his guilty plea to "disorderly conduct" with "soliciting sex" and insisting that he be punished as though he'd plead or been found guilty of the latter charge is wrong IMO.

It's a misdemeanor. One that carries no specific ethical or sexual connotation. Whatever the officer thought happened is irrelevant to what the court actually charged Craig with and to which Craig plead guilty. Legally at least. Obviously, we can make great hay out of the speculation about what he was actually doing, but I think the guy should be allowed to present his side of the story and defend himself in the court of public opinion. Whether that saves his career or not is hard to say.


I guess what bothers me the most about something like this is the venom with which it's conducted. Yes. The knee-jerk reaction from the Right is to get the guy who's raising the ruckus out of office and move on with the work of government. However, it just seems as though in recent years this has become a tactic that the Left uses to attack Republicans in office (and some not in office!). I just believe that there's a point at which you have to stand up to those sorts of tactics. I'm annoyed that the Left feels that this is the best way for them to gain political power. I'm equally annoyed that Republicans seem to keep allowing it to work time after time.

I'd really like to see Republicans actually stand up to this sort of thing. Trace the money. Who paid Popkey to investigate Craig for 5 months? What triggered it? What hard evidence is there really? What really happened in that restroom? Was the officer wrong? Was this whole thing a setup? Who stands to gain? How many other such "investigations" are going on? Who's running them? Who's funding them? Again: Who stands to gain?


There's a whole lot of effort being spent by the Left to dig up dirt and discredit Republicans. Been going on for a long time. When people comment that "this has been a good year for Republican sex scandals", do they realize that these aren't just accidental discoveries? Do they realize that in many cases, the "evidence" is carefully gathered and manipulated in order to present a case to the public that appears damning and is designed to generate a high intensity furor? The whole point is to get this sort of "scandal" out there so fast and so strong that the public reaction is overwhelming and the calls for resignation come before cooler heads might prevail, thus ensuring that regardless of the actual facts of the situation, the targeted individuals careers is ruined in the process (which is the ultimate goal).

It's not about getting "the truth" out there. It's about carefully herding facts along and waiting until just the right time to present them when they'll do the most damage. There's a point at which even the most blind person should kinda get a sense that these things are being orchestrated. Why not reveal who's doing the orchestrating and put that before the public? I just think that Republicans need to stop going along with these sorts of tactics. It may seem like the more prudent course short term, but that's exactly what these liberal operatives are counting on.
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The assumption behind a plea agreement is that the state feels it cannot succeed at obtaining a guilty verdict for the charge at hand, and the defendant does not wish to go through the trouble of a trial and is willing to accept the lesser charge in order to avoid that.


Say what?
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According to the report filed by the officer who arrested Craig at the Minneapolis airport in June, Craig stood outside the officer's bathroom stall for two minutes, repeatedly looked at the officer "through the crack in the door," sat in the stall next to the officer, tapped his foot, and gradually "moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot … within my stall area." Craig proceeded to "swipe his hand under the stall divider for a few seconds" three times, palm up, using the hand farthest from that side of Craig's stall. Most of these gestures, the officer explained, were known pickup signals in a room known (and hence under surveillance for) public sex. When the officer took Craig outside and told him so, Craig claimed he had been reaching down with his hand to retrieve a piece of paper from the floor. The officer wrote that no such paper had been on the floor.


Lets get this straight.

He was cruising for anonymous male c'ock in a airport rest room that had a reputation for being a cruise hang out. It is why the cop was there in plain clothes just hanging out in a stall. It is why the cop was clearly aware of the 'cruise code' or whatever it is called.

There is no equivocating it. He took a lesser charge because he hoped it would slide under the radar, the state accepted it because there wasn't enough evidence for propositioning and he didn't start waving his balls at strangers in plain view. The fact that it was a lesser charge doesn't diminish the fact that he quite clearly was looking to go down on some crotch and take a shot in the mouth.
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It's a misdemeanor. One that carries no specific ethical or sexual connotation.
And yet the Republicans can't fall over themselves quick enough to get this guy out.

Classy outfit Smiley: laugh
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The Prosecution only goes for a plead bargain, when they are looking for a quick settlement of the case to save money, may have a weak case or might actually try to pay nice since he was an US Senator. The last reason is likely since it took until the plead bargain was publish in Roll Call for the story to get out, according to Jonwin.

If the state actually had a weak case, then why did Craig, accept the plead bargain in the first place?

Want to try for a more plausible reason gbaji?
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I reported it because what's a glory hole with out a **** sticking through it? Smiley: lol

I wonder who did report it though, call the inquisition!
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If the state actually had a weak case, then why did Craig, accept the plead bargain in the first place?

Want to try for a more plausible reason gbaji?



Um... Because he's a US Senator, and having to show up in a public courtroom and defend himself against solicitation charges would be guaranteed to generate exactly the sort of furor that is going on right now.


On the other hand, most reasonable people assume that by pleading to a misdemeanor charge of "disorderly conduct" he's stripping the sexual charge out of the equation (which legally he is). He does not have to appear in court. No testimony is given or appears in court documents regarding the allegations of the police officer and the entire incident would likely go unnoticed (it is a misdemeanor after all).

However, unfortunately for Craig, there are Liberal groups that do nothing but dig into anything they can find about Republicans that might have to do with sex, especially homosexual sex. Thus, they contacted the officer and got his side of the story and that got the ball rolling for this whole thing.


If you can catch it, listen to the tape made during the interrogation. It's very telling. The police officer basically tells Craig that if he pleads guilty to the misdemeanor charge, he wont have to go to court and he can avoid the embarrassment of a trial for solicitation. It think it's very obvious why he did what he did. And in most normal circumstances it would have worked. But these are not normal circumstances...


I guess I'm confused why so many people think that pleading guilty to a non-descriptive misdemeanor instead of going on trial for a sex offense is some kind of mysterious or odd response? The real mistake he made wasn't the plea, but that he should have plead "no contest" instead of guilty. It's essentially an identical plea, but has the connotation that the defendant still maintains his innocence. He'd have had a better time if he'd gone with that, but legally it makes no difference.

He did *not* plead guilty to solicitation for sex. He did not admit to soliciting sex. What he did was plead guilty to a lesser charge in order to avoid a trial for any sort of sexual crime. I think we can all see why he'd do that, right?
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