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I knew he was a methodist, I am just sick of all the damn mormon favortism around these parts.
Start stabbing them. You have the problems, the 'Roo has the solutions.
And if I had a decent camera I would post a pic of the headline here on our local paper today.
Larry Craig, "I AM NOT GAY.
Did it read "I just like to blow strangers once in a while, you know like Jesus did" in 4 point font too? Because then I'd care at all what happens in @#%^ing Idaho.
Edited, Aug 29th 2007 7:58pm by Smasharoo
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gbaji wrote:
Samira wrote:
Craig voted in support of the "Save the Amurkin Marriage for Us Heteroseckshuls" bill. He has voted against gay rights consistently. He voted against gays in the military.
To be fair, there's no evidence that he actually tried to marry someone of the same sex though...
To be accurate, there is evidence he did try to initiate sexual activity with a member of the same gender.
Try to stay on topic.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I guess, if one actually believes that tapping the right foot in a bathroom stall means "do me". Maybe his foot fell asleep. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Maybe his foot fell asleep.
And since there was no toilet paper, he wiped his **** with his hand, and then wiped his hand under the stall divider several times.
Happens to me all the time
. Well, I'm no expert in the goings on of mens' bathroom stalls. I defer to your expertise, RP.
I can tell you that the womens' bathroom is far less exciting.
I can tell you that the womens' bathroom is far less exciting.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
I can tell you that the womens' bathroom is far less exciting.
I dunno, girls going to the bathroom together, giggling, to "powder their noses" sounds like the start of a pretty cool party to me...
Tare wrote:
I guess, if one actually believes that tapping the right foot in a bathroom stall means "do me". Maybe his foot fell asleep.
I actually asked a gay friend about this yesterday, since I know nothing about cruising behavior among gay and closeted men.
Right there in the coffee shop he demonstrated that you don't just tap your foot, you stick it under the divider and play footsie with the other person. It would be very clear that you're initiating contact or (as I suggested) having a convulsion.
Of course if you've already gotten to that point it means you've made eye contact and indicated that you're interested. It's pretty much the deeply closeted "straight" men who have to go through the charades.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
deeply closeted "straight" men
Or the republicans, as they have come to be known.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Samira wrote:
deeply closeted "straight" men
Or the republicans, as they have come to be known.
And particularly that subset of Republicans we know as televangelists.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The good ole hating on the poor, fiscally conservative, oil gives me an erection type republicans are banging (unconscious) chicks left and right!
Like Sammie said it is the family values one that like nothing more to get balls deep in a truck stop glory hole.
Edited, Aug 30th 2007 10:26am by bodhisattva
Like Sammie said it is the family values one that like nothing more to get balls deep in a truck stop glory hole.
Edited, Aug 30th 2007 10:26am by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Listening the the AM radio the other morning, one of the hosts was talking about how frustrated he was with the Republican's harping on "family values". He identifies as a conservative and wants to vote for a party which represents sound fiscal policy, strong on defense and against big government*. However, elected officials in that party get crucified by their own people on the basis of things that, to him, really don't matter at all in a national sense. It's not even a "Evil Liberals" issue; Democrats have been pretty quiet on this because they know the Republicans will hang their own and there's no reason to get involved and give the Republicans a common enemy.
* I know it's up for debate how well Republicans stand for this or Democrats don't. I'm just restating the base of his arguement.
* I know it's up for debate how well Republicans stand for this or Democrats don't. I'm just restating the base of his arguement.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Tare wrote:
I guess, if one actually believes that tapping the right foot in a bathroom stall means "do me". Maybe his foot fell asleep.
What I have read according to the agent: the agent who arrested him was part of an ongoing operation to catch this kind of activity, in this particular bathroom. The senator placed his briefcase in such a way as to block the view under the stall door - and this was a "signal" among those who do this kind of activity. Further, the senator tapped his foot, to which the agent responded in kind and then the senator reached his hand under the wall separating their stalls to the extent that the agent could see the ring on his finger. And that was enough for the arrest. The agency, if not this agent, had an ongoing operation and seemed to have made similar arrests for similar actions, repeatedly.
Of course it could all have been an accident.
Reminds me of a story with me and this punk rock girl on the subway in London in the early 1990's which I don't have time to tell.
The officer also said that the incident started with Craig looking into the officer's stall through the slit between door and partition.
Edited, Aug 30th 2007 11:03am by Jophiel
Edited, Aug 30th 2007 11:03am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
The officer also said that the incident started with Craig looking into the officer's staff through the slit between door and partition.
Heheh.
Anyway, what is with anonymous gay sex encounters occurring in public pissers? Is it just a crime of opportunity? Or is there something erotic about the location? Not saying that gay sex is a crime, but when it happens in public, well, yeah.
Heh... that was a odd typo.You know what this guy needs to be introduced to? A little something called Craigslist.
Edited, Aug 30th 2007 11:04am by Jophiel
Quote:
Anyway, what is with anonymous gay sex encounters occurring in public pissers? Is it just a crime of opportunity? Or is there something erotic about the location? Not saying that gay sex is a crime, but when it happens in public, well, yeah.
Edited, Aug 30th 2007 11:04am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
After reading this entire thread, you still haven't told us why you think it's more fun to be packed by a Pubbie.
Bad experience with a dirty liberal?
Bad experience with a dirty liberal?
Liberals don't sob and pray for God to forgive them while they're cornholing some stranger.
And, really, that's half the fun.
And, really, that's half the fun.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Liberals don't sob and pray for God to forgive them while they're cornholing some stranger.
And, really, that's half the fun.
And, really, that's half the fun.
Right up there with the crying strippers.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
Liberals don't sob and pray for God to forgive them while they're cornholing some stranger.
And, really, that's half the fun.
And, really, that's half the fun.
But I'd think that all the anger towards the dirty gheys would make for some great packing passion.
Where's Exo when you need him.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Liberals don't sob and pray for God to forgive them while they're cornholing some stranger.
And, really, that's half the fun.
And, really, that's half the fun.
But I'd think that all the anger towards the dirty gheys would make for some great packing passion.
Where's Exo when you need him.
'Spretty much the only reason I can think of to have anonymous sex with a stranger who can be counted on to hate you and everything you represent.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I think everyone is missing the point here.
What's this world coming too when you can't tap your foot while you're taking a dump? Now I have to worry about some **** in the stall next to me getting all sex crazed and ****** strong.
What's this world coming too when you can't tap your foot while you're taking a dump? Now I have to worry about some **** in the stall next to me getting all sex crazed and ****** strong.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Oh Bob, tell me you're not from Medicine Hat.
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Oh Bob, tell me you're not from Medicine Hat.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Oh Bob, tell me you're not from Medicine Hat.
No, I'm up in Edmonton.
And yes, I did know that 'All hell for a basement' refers to Medicine Hat before making it my sig.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Of course it could all have been an accident.
Right, an accident that a US Senator plead guilty to.
Seems likely.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
#51gbaji,
Posted: Aug 30 2007 at 5:01 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Yeah. It's just a really bad argument IMO. Conservatives hold themselves to a higher standard of ethics. Liberals take advantage of this by actively looking for Republican elected officials that don't match up (or can be made to appear to not match up). But if we were to line up all the activities performed by politicians that Conservatives disagree with from both parties, I don't think it's a stretch to say that Dems would massively outnumber the Republicans on this.
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