Cry~sterbate. Urbandictionary that sh'it.
I've got the apartment all to myself and no one is going to walk in QQ.
All in all I am rocking out. Possibly cause the never ending break up is finally over. Though I am sure a lot of my feeling good has to do with the fact that the 450$ digital camera that we bought together right before the break up (and that she insisted on keeping despite the fact she has no computer access) was stolen the day before she left and I get to keep the damage desposit that she forked over to pay for my half of the camera.
so maybe I am bitter, just a little bit!
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bodhisattva wrote:
so maybe I am bitter, just a little bit!
No shit? I wouldn't have guessed it.
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me making fun of her for crying at the notebook
you didn't....
That's it. There's your straw.... your magic bullet... Don't you know that that movie is sacred in the vaginistic realms? plus if you play it right; it's pretty much insta-head.
remember this for next time, asshopper.
I can't wait for the Crying Thread that Bhodi's going to post when he runs into the EX, hanging on the arm of the guy she'll be ******** next.
Heh. That rhymes.
Edited, Aug 30th 2007 9:02am by Kaelesh
Heh. That rhymes.
Edited, Aug 30th 2007 9:02am by Kaelesh
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What a f*cking whiner...and you wonder why this girl wanted to get the h*ll away from you. Stop listening to the TV women want a real man not some p*ssywhipped emo whiner baby.
No matter how many women leave you, Bhodi, you'll always know that Varrus loved you enough to make a special account just to talk to you 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
graydayblues wrote:
What a f*cking whiner...and you wonder why this girl wanted to get the h*ll away from you. Stop listening to the TV women want a real man not some p*ssywhipped emo whiner baby.
I'd say that most women's goals is to break down a man into this state. This chick obviously knew that she succeeded... patted herself on the back, and toss Bhodi crumpled like an empty and drained Capri Sun juice bag right over her shoulder. Her work is done.
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
graydayblues wrote:
What a f*cking whiner...and you wonder why this girl wanted to get the h*ll away from you. Stop listening to the TV women want a real man not some p*ssywhipped emo whiner baby.
I'd say that most women's goals is to break down a man into this state. This chick obviously knew that she succeeded... patted herself on the back, and toss Bhodi crumpled like an empty and drained Capri Sun juice bag right over her shoulder. Her work is done.
The one called Kelvyquayo is onto us. Initiate sanctions.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
No matter how many women leave you, Bhodi, you'll always know that Varrus loved you enough to make a special account just to talk to you
/swoon
Also what is up with the Notebook?
The girlfriend had rented it on night I was working and was about half an hour into it when I got home. Being the effeminite metrosexual that I am I sat down with her and rubbed her feet while watching it. It was bad, we laughed at the acting, made fun of the plot and generally pulled and MST3K on it. Then out of nowhere in the final 15 minutes when the predictable ending popped up that was almost painful in its obviousness she started crying like a little school girl.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
According to Facebook, The Notebook is the most popular movie in Raleigh. And the Bible is the most popular book.
What the hell am I doing here?
What the hell am I doing here?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
According to Facebook, The Notebook is the most popular movie in Raleigh. And the Bible is the most popular book.
What the hell am I doing here?
What the hell am I doing here?
So a Biblical notebook should be a huge seller!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
According to Facebook, The Notebook is the most popular movie in Raleigh. And the Bible is the most popular book.
What the hell am I doing here?
Bringing enlightenment into the wilderness. Also, Poutine.
It is all gone. I am never going to hug again when she cries, never going to laugh at the quirky stuff that only she would do.
Have no fear, there's a limitless supply of emotionally crippled slightly above average intelligence women between the ages of 19 and 26 with self esteem low enough to fall into a sick and unhealthy codependent relationship with you. You'll be able to **** up more lives, worry not.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
bodhisattva wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
No matter how many women leave you, Bhodi, you'll always know that Varrus loved you enough to make a special account just to talk to you
/swoon
Also what is up with the Notebook?
The girlfriend had rented it on night I was working and was about half an hour into it when I got home. Being the effeminite metrosexual that I am I sat down with her and rubbed her feet while watching it. It was bad, we laughed at the acting, made fun of the plot and generally pulled and MST3K on it. Then out of nowhere in the final 15 minutes when the predictable ending popped up that was almost painful in its obviousness she started crying like a little school girl.
I know...Smash was the same way. It's embarrassing, really.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
Also, Poutine.
I miss you, Canada.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I know...Smash was the same way. It's embarrassing, really.
It's true, I cry like a little ***** as chick movies.
On the other hand, I laugh at dead baby stories on the news.
Different strokes and all that.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
bodhisattva wrote:
Then out of nowhere in the final 15 minutes when the predictable ending popped up that was almost painful in its obviousness she started crying like a little school girl.
I cried when I watched Iris for much the same reason. You empathize with the fear of it. I imagine most men just don't think about it.
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