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#1 Aug 24 2007 at 7:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Have you ever tested a nine volt battery by placing your tongue on the terminals?
Well, yeah. Isn't that how you test them?:66 (71.7%)
Are you retarded?:26 (28.3%)
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Edited, Aug 24th 2007 10:26:07am by Jophiel
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#2 Aug 24 2007 at 7:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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I've regreted it every time. Smiley: frown
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#3 Aug 24 2007 at 7:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Chewing on tinfoil > battery
#4 Aug 24 2007 at 7:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, but I was only a kid.

It was nothing compared to the electric fences on the farm. Smiley: wink
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#5 Aug 24 2007 at 7:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Chewing on tinfoil > battery


Only for you mongoloids who can't use a tooth brush.
#6 Aug 24 2007 at 7:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Apparently this is a common means of battery testing. Which warms my heart because, when I mentioned it to Flea, she looked at me as if I had just suggested eating steel wool.
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#7 Aug 24 2007 at 7:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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The second I read the question I knew you two were debating this. I can't count how many stupid debates Smash and I have had that we then went, "well fine, I'll ask on the forum!"

and I would guess that if you looked at the question by gender, it's much more of a stupid boy thing to do.

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#8 Aug 24 2007 at 7:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tare and Elinda are on my side!

We also, as youths, would have contests about who could keep their tongue on the terminals the longest. Now that was stupid
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#9 Aug 24 2007 at 7:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Um, I still do it that way!
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#10 Aug 24 2007 at 7:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
The second I read the question I knew you two were debating this. I can't count how many stupid debates Smash and I have had that we then went, "well fine, I'll ask on the forum!"

and I would guess that if you looked at the question by gender, it's much more of a stupid boy thing to do.

Nexa


Well, sort of true in my case. I was gullible, and my big brother told me to do it. So, yeah.

Then of course I kinda liked it after the first few times, but that's another story.
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Jophiel wrote:
Tare and Elinda are on my side!

We also, as youths, would have contests about who could keep their tongue on the terminals the longest. Now that was stupid


You've peed on an electric fence before, haven't you?

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#12 Aug 24 2007 at 7:44 AM Rating: Decent
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"well fine, I'll ask on the forum!"

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#13 Aug 24 2007 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
If you attach wires and touch the terminals to different parts of your tongue, you get different taste sensations. Results may vary depending on how strong the 9v battery is.


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To what do Parker and van Heusen attribute this observation (that their catfish behave differently depending on the amount of electrical stimulation in their environÂment)? Notably, they do not posit an electroreceptive modality. Rather they propose that electriÂc detection is mediated by the gustatory system, more specifically, by the taste buds. Their reasoning was that, (1) electrical stimulation elicits feeding responses and these behaviors are typically mediated by the gustatory system, (2) the head of the catfish is the most sensiÂtive to stimulation, and most taste buds are found on the head,9 and (3) “This assumpÂtion is completely in line with what has long been known of human taste organs for these are easily stimulated by direct curÂrents of very low energy value” (419). (Think of the distinctive sensation elicited by touching a 9-volt battery to the tongue, and 9 volts is far above the human threshold of sensitivity.) However, they admit that such evidence is inconclusive, for “[a]side from these general indications, howÂever, we have no grounds for any determination as to the exact sense organ concerned” (418). They conclude, in the termiÂnology of sensory physiology, that these catfish have only the capacity to electrodetect and do not possess a true electroreÂcepÂtive modality (see Textbox 2).
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#15 Aug 24 2007 at 8:07 AM Rating: Good
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Another way, I discovered when about 8 years old, to test a 9v battery is to put it along with some steal wool in your pocket. When you smell smoke and notice your pants smouldering, you can be sure the battery has a little something.


Smiley: laugh
#16 Aug 24 2007 at 8:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Tare and Elinda are on my side!

We also, as youths, would have contests about who could keep their tongue on the terminals the longest. Now that was stupid


Yes, yes it was.
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#17 Aug 24 2007 at 8:14 AM Rating: Decent
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I can't believe that no one has ever tried this. This is a standard in every older siblings ********
#18 Aug 24 2007 at 2:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Um, I still do it that way!

Yup. Earlier just this week, in fact. I do kinda like the taste/sensation.

I also get a kick out of shocking myself with wall outlets; specifically with the plugs on Christmas tree lights.
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#19 Aug 24 2007 at 7:05 PM Rating: Decent
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AngstyCoder wrote:
Another way, I discovered when about 8 years old, to test a 9v battery is to put it along with some steal wool in your pocket. When you smell smoke and notice your pants smouldering, you can be sure the battery has a little something.


I knew a guy who had a 9volt battery in his pocket (why, I don't know). He had a party at his house. There was much drinking. He ended up passing out on the front lawn (again. Don't ask me why). Apparently, the morning dew was sufficient to generate a current between the battery leads. Apparently, he was also too drunk to notice.

My understanding is that he still has a scar...
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#20Bijou, Posted: Aug 24 2007 at 10:13 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Tastes just like going down on Jamie Sommers
#21 Aug 25 2007 at 2:38 AM Rating: Default
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I still remember the day we convinced by best friend to test a 9 volt on his braces <3
#22 Aug 25 2007 at 6:37 AM Rating: Good
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It's not as jolting as peeing on an electric fence.
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#23 Aug 25 2007 at 8:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Aaaah, fun with electricity.

I was an electrician in the Navy long ago. Very often we'd be short of test equipment and resorted to testing 120v circuits by leaping in the air(you didn't want to be grounded to the hull of the ship when you did this), and smacking two fingers across the terminals to be tested. If it was live, you felt it, with no harm done. Rumor has it that someone tried this on a 440v circuit and lost two fingers, but I have no personal knowledge of that.

I did get a good 440v jolt once though. I touched a live terminal with a screwdriver while standing on an aluminum ladder, and felt the currant pass up my left arm, through my chest and out my right arm where it gripped the ladder. It threw me off the ladder and about 8 feet through the air. I suppose I could have gone farther but I hit a wall and slid to the ground where I sat, conscious but unwilling to move until my heartbeat settled down to something resembling normal.

We'd also have fun by charging capacitors, carefully holding them so that we weren't touching the terminals, then tossing them an unsuspecting crewman. Its amazng how people will instinctively catch anything you throw to them. Once they caught it, they'd usually touch both terminals of the capacitor and get a harmless, but unpleasant zap.
#24 Aug 26 2007 at 12:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
The second I read the question I knew you two were debating this. I can't count how many stupid debates Smash and I have had that we then went, "well fine, I'll ask on the forum!"
Pretty much. I'm just surprised I haven't heard about anyone ************ with one yet.
#25Bijou, Posted: Aug 28 2007 at 5:13 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Tastes just like going down on the Bionic Woman.
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