For those of you who have no idea who Jabberjaw was - go away, youngin'. The adults are talking. :P
Seriously, I came across this:
http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume02/034/690.htm
It made me laugh my *** off, figured anyone that remembers that show would get a kick out of it.
I think I'll go start a 'free Jabberjaw' campaign now.