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Oh how I hate you Mother Nature. FuCk you and your little dog too!
Evacuation ruining my day of gaming! Bah. water up in my yard about 5 foot from my garage. I doubt it will reach my house, but "to be safe" I get to hang out with my parents and siblings at their home while this all blows over. Hung over, no sleep and grumpy makes for a very pissed of Katie. I'm about to go book myself a room at the Embassy Suites and play WoW in peace in quite. Order some room service, sleep in a nice cushy bed, generally miss my own home.
(/sarcasm ftw)
(/sarcasm ftw)
I'm glad I caught an earlier flight out of there last night. Texas is a ******** and I would hate to be stuck there.
Hopefully after MrKatie gets back in March we will be alot closer to him having orders to get us the hell out of this place.
Hahaha, sucker!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
What do you call 5 drowned Texan's...
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Latest prediction is that another storm will be here this Thursday. Not sure where its going to hit yet. The state is getting ready and they have brought busses down from as far as dallas and have been bringing in all kinds of People to help with evacuations.
I thought the Hurricane was hitting Mexico now.
Lefein wrote:
I thought the Hurricane was hitting Mexico now.
That's the next one in line. Hitting Belize, rolling up the coast to Mexico, should hit Texas later in the week.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Sorry to hear about that Katie. Hope everything is OK. e-Hugs!
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
CNN says it's less a problem of drowning; the floods are causing Dihydrogen Monoxide poisoning among Texan residents. DHMO has a whole website on the subject.
Well, Katie at least you get to botch about the inconvenience in the relative knowledge that all will be well. Grit your teeth and bear it, hon.
Meh, I just like to ***** in general. This mornings *****? That Allakhazam is sluggish and I have to boil water before I can boil water to make tea.
Friar Katie wrote:
Meh, I just like to ***** in general. This mornings *****? That Allakhazam is sluggish and I have to boil water before I can boil water to make tea.
you should have just driven up here and visited me!
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Friar Katie wrote:
Meh, I just like to ***** in general. This mornings *****? That Allakhazam is sluggish and I have to boil water before I can boil water to make tea.
you should have just driven up here and visited me!
Which ******* of yours do we get to shove the old rusty farm equipment?
Friar Katie wrote:
Which ******* of yours do we get to shove the old rusty farm equipment?
Oh I read it just fine. You just don't appreciate the spin DF and I put on it.
Friar Katie wrote:
Oh I read it just fine. You just don't appreciate the spin DF and I put on it.
No, see it's all about the reading comprehension. This was to take place in Oklahoma.
Friar Katie wrote:
No, see it's all about the reading comprehension. This was to take place in Texas Jr.
Fine, I'm sure DF and I could meat you in Vegas. We'd enjoy the opportunity to shove jagged sharp objects up your ***. We could even get a free lobster dinner afterwards.
Friar Katie wrote:
Fine, I'm sure DF and I could meat you in Vegas. We'd enjoy the opportunity to shove jagged sharp objects up your ***. We could even get a free lobster dinner afterwards.
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