The 4th Estate wrote:
CRAWFORD, Texas - One of the president's daughters is getting married. President Bush and first lady Laura Bush announced Thursday that their daughter, Jenna, is engaged to Henry Hager of Virginia.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Is Chelsea Clinton still single?
Smash, there may be hope yet!
Smash, there may be hope yet!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
No, Smash has kept a hard-on for Jenna ever since seeing her in her green Easter Sunday dress so many years ago.
He even posted a special thread about it on the uBB.
He even posted a special thread about it on the uBB.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'd take Lauren or Barbara Bush, not the one with the white fro, before Jenna.
Eeeeewwww, ewww eww ewwwwwww ewwww ewwww, duuuuude! She's marrying a former Rove aide. Ugh, ugh, yak.
God, maybe she's sterile.
God, maybe she's sterile.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I don't think I've ever seen Sammy so upset.
Demea wrote:
Is Chelsea Clinton doable?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Lord Nobby wrote:
Demea wrote:
Is Chelsea Clinton doable?
I always knew there was something seriously wrong with you...
Jenna was pretty hot, before she got all chubified. Or maybe she's just pregnant, in which case it must be a shotgun wedding.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Alas. I'll just have to settle for a hotter socialist blond.
Sucks to be me.
Sucks to be me.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Demea wrote:
Is Chelsea Clinton doable?
Nobby said
Absolutely!
Is Chelsea Clinton doable?
Nobby said
Absolutely!
Dude!....Really!?
I hope you said that while wearing your beer goggles.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Gawd has Allanois started yet?
Pikko Pots wrote:
Gawd has Allanois started yet?
You say that now, but you'll be missing the lot of us by the end of the weekend.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Weeeee, off I go!
paulsol the Righteous wrote:
Quote:
Demea wrote:
Is Chelsea Clinton doable?
Nobby said
Absolutely!
Is Chelsea Clinton doable?
Nobby said
Absolutely!
Dude!....Really!?
I hope you said that while wearing your beer goggles.
She was working over here last year and much drooling ensued
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Lord Nobby wrote:
She was working over here last year and much drooling ensued
She did clean up nice.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
If that second picture is any judge, she's going to grow older to look just like her mother. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing is up to you, but the similarities really spring out.
Edited, Aug 17th 2007 9:59:23am by Jophiel
Edited, Aug 17th 2007 9:59:23am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well, whatever you think of Hilary's looks, it must be a relief to Chelsea that she doesn't resemble her father quite so strongly anymore.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Demea wrote:
Pikko Pots wrote:
Gawd has Allanois started yet?
You say that now, but you'll be missing the lot of us by the end of the weekend.
That's not what I meant. You'll see soon enough. (if you don't already know)
Pikko Pots wrote:
Demea wrote:
Pikko Pots wrote:
Gawd has Allanois started yet?
You say that now, but you'll be missing the lot of us by the end of the weekend.
That's not what I meant. You'll see soon enough. (if you don't already know)
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