There's some sort of Flea ****** joke around here, but I just can't find it.
http://www.canada.com/topics/news/world/story.html?id=0f5afcb7-2402-42bb-8531-f71955a10c92&k=12151
LIMA (Reuters) - Two powerful earthquakes within minutes of each other struck Peru on Wednesday shaking buildings in the capital and cutting power in some areas.
The first quake, with a magnitude of 7.7, hit about 20 miles west of Chincha Alta, at a shallow 11.2 miles (18 km) from the earth's surface, the U.S. Geological Survey said.
It said the second had a magnitude of 7.5.
Office buildings in Lima shook in at least two different bouts that lasted around 20 seconds each, and workers ran out into the streets in fear, witnesses said.
The USGS says earthquakes measuring more than 7 magnitude often result in fatalities.
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Smasharoo wrote:
but I just can't find it.
I'm sure you can't.
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I'm sure you can't.
Women ****** when I look at them, there's no need for me to find the little man in the boat.
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They sent out an advisory for Hawaii. If a wave comes, should be around 2 am tonight.
Flea has quite a bit of family in Peru but none in the affected areas.
She did send her regards to you, Pikko, and hopes you're safe from any tidal wave action.
She did send her regards to you, Pikko, and hopes you're safe from any tidal wave action.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Smasharoo wrote:
I'm sure you can't.
Women ****** when I look at them,
Keep your bedroom eyes off Peru then!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Pikko Pots wrote:
They sent out an advisory for Hawaii. If a wave comes, should be around 2 am tonight.
The death toll is up to 337. I bet the worst affected around Lima (besides the older buildings which aren't kept up)will be the folks living in the pueblos jóvenes (shantytowns) outside Lima, because, as you can tell from the pictures, their homes are just handmade brick boxes with no structural thought.
As for Pisco (site of the creation of the famous liquor), it's just heartbreaking. One of our main cultural attractions...
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Pisco 'destroyed'
Meantime, the mayor of Pisco said that 70 percent of the coastal city lay in ruins after the earthquake, according to newspaper El Comercio's website.
"So much work and (now) our city is destroyed," Mayor Juan Mendoza Uribe said in an interview, unable to hold back his tears, according to the newspaper.
Meantime, the mayor of Pisco said that 70 percent of the coastal city lay in ruins after the earthquake, according to newspaper El Comercio's website.
"So much work and (now) our city is destroyed," Mayor Juan Mendoza Uribe said in an interview, unable to hold back his tears, according to the newspaper.
Those of you coming to the Peruvian restaurant with me can toast to Pisco.
Insert obligatory "Cost of damage expected to run into tens of dollars" insensitive joke here.
Poor buggers. Let's see if the world's appetite for aid-funding will acknowledge Peru. I suspect not
Poor buggers. Let's see if the world's appetite for aid-funding will acknowledge Peru. I suspect not
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Already made a contribution, so nyah.
It seems awful to say it, but I'm impressed that the death count is so low. Those were some powerful quakes.
It seems awful to say it, but I'm impressed that the death count is so low. Those were some powerful quakes.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Glad your family is safe Flea. How's the weather Pikko?
Samira wrote:
Already made a contribution, so nyah.
It seems awful to say it, but I'm impressed that the death count is so low. Those were some powerful quakes.
It seems awful to say it, but I'm impressed that the death count is so low. Those were some powerful quakes.
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