Right side of throat swollen (pain when swallowing, even liquids), pressure in my right ear, headache, and light returning fever.
It's cancer, isn't it.
Yes. Luckily, it's the kind of cancer which can be cured with liberal doses of fresh ***** applied directly to the area. It can be tricky though, so you'll probably need at least 20-30 different sources to make sure you're applying the right kind.
This is so unlike a Joph post. Weerd.
Agreed. Cumming from him, I'm speechless.
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.†― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones