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#1 Aug 10 2007 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
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or Facebook or a blog.

Oh yeah! A J.Christ Blog!!!

J Christ's Blog wrote:
Sunday

Day off

Reflections on Easter

I have a bad feeling about this

Thoughts?
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#2 Aug 10 2007 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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You may be able to find something about him here.

May have been before his time but if you search hard enough....just maybe!



Edited, Aug 10th 2007 6:25pm by Aegis
#3 Aug 10 2007 at 3:24 PM Rating: Excellent
Jesus' Blog wrote:

Tuesday

Went surfing. Forgave a whole bunch of sins. Listened to people's prayers. Heard every one of them. Took long walk on the beach. Healed some folks. Had some kick *** (pardon the expression) tacos. Took a nap around 1pm.

#4 Aug 10 2007 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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yossarian wrote:
Jesus' Blog wrote:

Tuesday

Went surfing. Forgave a whole bunch of sins. Listened to people's prayers. Heard every one of them. Took long walk on the beach. Healed some folks. Had some kick *** (pardon the expression) tacos. Took a nap around 1pm.

+1 Yossarian
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#5 Aug 10 2007 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
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J Christ's Blog wrote:
Thursday

Arranged a Beach BBQ. 3 Loaves and 4 fishes should be enough.

Now I hear Simon/Peter has advertised the party on his Myspace!


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#6 Aug 10 2007 at 3:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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So I finally broke down. I did it, I'm not proud, but like I said I broke down and called Dad to bail me out. I honestly thought that I could talk my way out of that Roman jail. All it took was a few spikes, a spear, and some time away from the world to realize that you can choose your friends, but you're stuck with your family. And sometimes it pays to know that even my Dad, wrathful as He may be, can forgive a Son.


Edited, Aug 10th 2007 5:31pm by baelnic
#7 Aug 10 2007 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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J Christ's Blog wrote:
Friday

Did I mention that being able to make water into wine soooooooo gets you laid.

I totally ran into this **** named Mary Magdalene. Now there is a girl thatt can perform miracles. Can I get an Amen.


Edited, Aug 10th 2007 7:35pm by bodhisattva
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#8 Aug 10 2007 at 4:09 PM Rating: Good
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J Christ's Blog wrote:
Saturday

Judas is a dick.

The song was nice



#9 Aug 10 2007 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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J Christ's Blog wrote:
Later Saturday

Heard from Mom. She keeps ******** that Dad never calls her anymore. She still says she could have done better. I doubt it though, not with her holier-than-thou attitude.



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