Our Golden Doodle is turning one year old today! So I spent my lunch hour getting a few things so her parents can feel good by celebrating this mutt's birthday. It also gives us the excuse to eat crap food and drink a few adult beverages and basically avoid the diet we are on!
Since we feed them dry dog food all the time, I decided to splurge on some canned dog food (the safe kind not on that list) and, lo and behold, you can eat Bacon, cheese, and Meat chunks in a large can for only 53 cents a day!!! I wish I would have known this in college. They have Beef tips with gravy, Chicken parmesean, Rotini in a white sauce. The cat food was even worse.
Damn you marketing people!! I may never be able to feed my dog their dry food ever again.
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bubspeed wrote:
Since we feed them dry dog food all the time, I decided to splurge on some canned dog food (the safe kind not on that list) and, lo and behold, you can eat Bacon, cheese, and Meat chunks in a large can for only 53 cents a day!!! I wish I would have known this in college. They have Beef tips with gravy, Chicken parmesean, Rotini in a white sauce. The cat food was even worse.
Damn you marketing people!! I may never be able to feed my dog their dry food ever again.
Damn you marketing people!! I may never be able to feed my dog their dry food ever again.
They do this because so many homeless people eat canned pet food. Let it be known that Big Business is the destitutes friend.
Or you could just keep some cans to mix with dry dog food to use when you have no leftovers to mix in.
Fuck you and you piece of shit "doodle."
Nothing like taking a perfectly balanced dog such as a Golden Retriever and mixing its DNA with one of Bobs ugliest, yappiest, pompous, dumbest creations.
You could have had this noble breed but you said nah, lets get this short bus thing
Edited, Aug 9th 2007 3:19pm by Soracloud
Nothing like taking a perfectly balanced dog such as a Golden Retriever and mixing its DNA with one of Bobs ugliest, yappiest, pompous, dumbest creations.
You could have had this noble breed but you said nah, lets get this short bus thing
Edited, Aug 9th 2007 3:19pm by Soracloud
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Fuck you and you piece of shit "doodle."
Nothing like taking a perfectly balanced dog such as a Golden Retriever and mixing its DNA with one of Bobs ugliest, yappiest, pompous, dumbest creations.
Nothing like taking a perfectly balanced dog such as a Golden Retriever and mixing its DNA with one of Bobs ugliest, yappiest, pompous, dumbest creations.
We have two regular goldens too. We just got drunk one day and adopted this thing. She has the personality on a golden but likes to jump (poodle), and her tail is crooked... She actaully doesn't shed and looks funny when its windy out!
bubspeed wrote:
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Fuck you and you piece of shit "doodle."
Nothing like taking a perfectly balanced dog such as a Golden Retriever and mixing its DNA with one of Bobs ugliest, yappiest, pompous, dumbest creations.
Nothing like taking a perfectly balanced dog such as a Golden Retriever and mixing its DNA with one of Bobs ugliest, yappiest, pompous, dumbest creations.
We have two regular goldens too. We just got drunk one day and adopted this thing. She has the personality on a golden but likes to jump (poodle), and her tail is crooked... She actaully doesn't shed and looks funny when its windy out!
Well I guess two Goldens make up for a drunken sympathy purchase.
I feed my dogs fresh ground chicken(twenty pounds a day), three different varieties of kibble depending on their stomachs, oatmeal(about ten pounds a day) and a variety of designer powders and supplements to give them lustrous coats, strong bones and healthy muscles. I do this every day.
On their birthdays, it's manual stimulation of the genitals for all.
Quit neglecting your animals.
On their birthdays, it's manual stimulation of the genitals for all.
Quit neglecting your animals.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
On their birthdays, it's manual stimulation of the genitals for all.
Quit neglecting your animals.
Our dogs are spayed...
bubspeed wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
On their birthdays, it's manual stimulation of the genitals for all.
Quit neglecting your animals.
Our dogs are spayed...
So what, they sealed up the hole?
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Fuck you and you piece of shit "doodle."
Nothing like taking a perfectly balanced dog such as a Golden Retriever and mixing its DNA with one of Bobs ugliest, yappiest, pompous, dumbest creations.
You could have had this noble breed but you said nah, lets get this short bus thing
Edited, Aug 9th 2007 3:19pm by Soracloud
Nothing like taking a perfectly balanced dog such as a Golden Retriever and mixing its DNA with one of Bobs ugliest, yappiest, pompous, dumbest creations.
You could have had this noble breed but you said nah, lets get this short bus thing
Edited, Aug 9th 2007 3:19pm by Soracloud
I had to laugh. Those pictures are pretty much dead on!! How can you not love a fuzzy thing like that!
I laughed so hard I cried.
OK, happy birthday for your mutt.
I love the mutts. My most favorite mutt I ever saw was the "Great Boxer" - half Great Dane and half Boxer. That dog was a mini horse. Also saw a half Mastiff and half St. Bernard. It was aptly named Bear.
I love the mutts. My most favorite mutt I ever saw was the "Great Boxer" - half Great Dane and half Boxer. That dog was a mini horse. Also saw a half Mastiff and half St. Bernard. It was aptly named Bear.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
bubspeed wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
On their birthdays, it's manual stimulation of the genitals for all.
Quit neglecting your animals.
Our dogs are spayed...
So what, they sealed up the hole?
Hmmm, that cracked me up and grossed me out all at the same time. Green arrows forchoo!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
bubspeed wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
On their birthdays, it's manual stimulation of the genitals for all.
Quit neglecting your animals.
Our dogs are spayed...
So what, they sealed up the hole?
Hmmm, that cracked me up and grossed me out all at the same time. Green arrows forchoo!
Hey hey, I aim to skeez!
Yay!
Tare wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
bubspeed wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
On their birthdays, it's manual stimulation of the genitals for all.
Quit neglecting your animals.
Our dogs are spayed...
So what, they sealed up the hole?
Hmmm, that cracked me up and grossed me out all at the same time. Green arrows forchoo!
Hmmm I usually rate down for advertising spam...
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Tare wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
bubspeed wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
On their birthdays, it's manual stimulation of the genitals for all.
Quit neglecting your animals.
Our dogs are spayed...
So what, they sealed up the hole?
Hmmm, that cracked me up and grossed me out all at the same time. Green arrows forchoo!
Hey hey, I aim to skeez!
Yay!
Red arrows for teh reference.
Asshat
Your dog wants steak!
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