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#27 Aug 09 2007 at 8:18 PM Rating: Decent
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How about if you wait six weeks to call. You could tell her you found her number while you were cleaning out your wallet, can't remember where you met. Ask her what she looks like and then ask her if you fuCked. How about that? Would that be money?

Edited, Aug 10th 2007 12:18am by Debalic
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#28 Aug 09 2007 at 8:18 PM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
Put the number in a safe place, with an explanation to yourself to remind yourself WHOSE number it is. In three months, or a year, or whenever you are feeling "interested" in other people again, give her a call, and remind her who you are, and tell her why you didn't call until now, but that you always remembered her from that night.

She might be freaked out, and too embarrassed to talk with or date you, OR she might give you big points for:

1. Remembering her after all this time.
2. Social Sang Froid and self-confidence.
3. Giving her something freaky to tell her girlfriends.

Edited, Aug 10th 2007 12:11am by Aripyanfar


The point being...
#29 Aug 09 2007 at 8:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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did she give you 867-5309?

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#30 Aug 09 2007 at 9:04 PM Rating: Default
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
did she give you 867-5309?



Wait, I might of met this chick too.
#31 Aug 09 2007 at 9:06 PM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
No not karma, a telephone number.

Of course I am not going to call her back, too soon after the break up and all. Just a random girl I was chatting with at the bar. She wasn't even a swamp donkey, she was pretty cute actually. Too bad I am not going to be able to get the time off work to goto Allanois, Trickybeck would soooooooo be unable to resist my machismo.

That's right, this post is a "breakup/I'm sexy/can't goto allanois/trickylovesme" mash up

I'm not the one who's turning down trysts with loose women, and mentioning another man as the reason.



#32 Aug 10 2007 at 5:00 AM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
No not karma, a telephone number.

Of course I am not going to call her back, too soon after the break up and all. Just a random girl I was chatting with at the bar. She wasn't even a swamp donkey, she was pretty cute actually. Too bad I am not going to be able to get the time off work to goto Allanois, Trickybeck would soooooooo be unable to resist my machismo.

That's right, this post is a "breakup/I'm sexy/can't goto allanois/trickylovesme" mash up

I'm not the one who's turning down trysts with loose women, and mentioning another man as the reason.





I know Smiley: frown
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#33 Aug 10 2007 at 6:19 AM Rating: Good
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So have you called her?
#34 Aug 10 2007 at 6:26 AM Rating: Decent
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bodhisattva wrote:


I know Smiley: frown
Is this your coming out thread bodhi?


edited cuz html defeated me

Edited, Aug 10th 2007 4:26pm by Elinda
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#35 Aug 10 2007 at 3:08 PM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:
Cheating ******* Smiley: cry


PM me your phone number and I'll call you in a heart beat, until then bar girl gets my affections!
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#36 Aug 11 2007 at 6:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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It was unsolicited. We were just chatting it up, I had to leave and she came at me with a number.

Bodhi. Don't be stupid. Yeah, blah blah blah, you're just out of a relationship. She gave it to you for a reason. Don't fuck it up because your cock is still wrapped around the girl you used to be with. Move on, call her up Smiley: thumbsup
#37 Aug 11 2007 at 6:46 AM Rating: Default
untill you say "i do", do them all. you never know which one will give you the best ride of your life.

coarse, if your scared.........
#38 Aug 11 2007 at 7:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Damn, boy. I don't even have a ***** and I'd call the girl because that's how sure I am it would lead to some oh-you're-so-sensitive-sex-plus-oral.


Dumbass.
#39 Aug 11 2007 at 8:56 AM Rating: Decent
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2 days later, did you call her?

Play the "Sorry for not waiting at least 2 days, but some friends are heading out tonight and I thought you might like to come because I want to.
#40 Aug 13 2007 at 6:25 AM Rating: Good
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Eh, she probably smelled the In-A-Relationship Vibe that Bhodi must still have clinging to him like a used condom on the back of a passed-out party *****.

Chicks loving hitting on guys that they know can't do anything about it...
It'll be her dismay when she realizes the truth.

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#41 Aug 13 2007 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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The weekend is over. Please say you called her.
#42 Aug 13 2007 at 10:35 AM Rating: Decent
Let me see if I have this straight; you meet a girl in a bar right after you were ready to commit to some woman for life and you think it's a good idea to pursue something, sexual or otherwise? Why do you think it is that women don't take you seriously? You meet them when they're in a drunken stupour and then when they sober up...well you get the picture. But hey go have another drink meet some lush and have a great time, i'm sure it will get you where you'd like to be.

#43 Aug 13 2007 at 10:40 AM Rating: Good
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Let me see if I have this straight; you meet a girl in a bar right after you were ready to commit to some woman for life and you think it's a good idea to pursue something, sexual or otherwise? Why do you think it is that women don't take you seriously? You meet them when they're in a drunken stupour and then when they sober up...well you get the picture. But hey go have another drink meet some lush and have a great time, i'm sure it will get you where you'd like to be.

Trollfail -10 points.


Edit: Bodhi, it looks like your ex has found you online! I demand more drama. Smiley: lol

Edited, Aug 13th 2007 2:41pm by Elderon
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