No not karma, a telephone number.
Of course I am not going to call her back, too soon after the break up and all. Just a random girl I was chatting with at the bar. She wasn't even a swamp donkey, she was pretty cute actually. Too bad I am not going to be able to get the time off work to goto Allanois, Trickybeck would soooooooo be unable to resist my machismo.
That's right, this post is a "breakup/I'm sexy/can't goto allanois/trickylovesme" mash up
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- I got a number
I got a numberFollow
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Al Pacino said it best in that movie with the guy and the ferrari...
"When in doubt, ****!"
"When in doubt, ****!"
Grats on getting a number from a chick. You sure she didn't wrong-number ya? And why can't you call her. Forget this too soon after the breakup.
Dude, call her. Tell her you just broke up with your ex and are not in a mental state to be in any relationaship, but you really want to have meaniless sex with her. Worst she can say is no.
Assuming it isn't a fake phone number, why not call her up and see where things go from there?
Grrr...Thumb beat me to it
[sm]Edited, Aug 9th 2007 2:41pm by Nightsintdreams
Grrr...Thumb beat me to it
[sm]Edited, Aug 9th 2007 2:41pm by Nightsintdreams
Proud citizen of Miranda.
-Currently on Pochacco Server of Hello Kitty Online.
-Currently on Pochacco Server of Hello Kitty Online.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
You sure she didn't wrong-number ya? And why can't you call her.
It was unsolicited. We were just chatting it up, I had to leave and she came at me with a number.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
You sure she didn't wrong-number ya? And why can't you call her.
It was unsolicited. We were just chatting it up, I had to leave and she came at me with a number.
Call her up and use her for hate sex to punish all women for the actions of the one?
Are we going to have to suffer through every life-affirming event you experience in the coming months? Because if so, I'm really looking forward to the "I was finally able to stop crying long enough to perform last night; I guess I'm not broken after all!" thread.
Seriously, call her. What's the worst that happens? You knock her up and end up tethered to a stranger for the next eighteen years?
Edited, Aug 9th 2007 11:47am by Barkingturtle
Seriously, call her. What's the worst that happens? You knock her up and end up tethered to a stranger for the next eighteen years?
Edited, Aug 9th 2007 11:47am by Barkingturtle
bodhisattva wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
You sure she didn't wrong-number ya? And why can't you call her.
It was unsolicited. We were just chatting it up, I had to leave and she came at me with a number.
Ummmm...yea. This used to happen to me all the time in college... sure.
This is about as blatant as it gets. She pitched you a nice fat softball and you are Barry Bonds.
bodhisattva wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
You sure she didn't wrong-number ya? And why can't you call her.
It was unsolicited. We were just chatting it up, I had to leave and she came at me with a number.
You didn't ask for it? Then that means she's asking for it. So go give it to her.
Ya gimp.
Edited, Aug 9th 2007 1:48pm by Kaelesh
Nothing wrong with calling her to just hang out. I'd imagine you held a conversation for so long to start that you two had something in common.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
"I was finally able to stop crying long enough to perform last night; I guess I'm not broken after all!" thread.
I could make a threat about cry~sterbating.
/jerk Edited, Aug 9th 2007 2:51pm by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Kaelesh wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
You sure she didn't wrong-number ya? And why can't you call her.
It was unsolicited. We were just chatting it up, I had to leave and she came at me with a number.
You didn't ask for it? Then that means she's asking for it. So go give it to her.
In girl-speak, Kaelesh is actually on the ball with this one. She was interested enough to give you her number. Remember, not every girl is looking for a relationship. Some just want sex.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Remember, not every girl is looking for a relationship. Some just want sex.
Elderon wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Remember, not every girl is looking for a relationship. Some just want sex.
I've missed ya Eldy. How's Pomerante?Elderon wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Remember, not every girl is looking for a relationship. Some just want sex.
If you get a busy number, don't mind me, I'll be done in a few minutes.
Now there's two dipshits I need to karma camp
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Stick it in her butt.
MentalFrog wrote:
Stick it in her butt.
QFT.
seriously though....
1. Call her
2. Go see her
3. Bang her
4. Bang her again
5. ??
6. Profit!
She's a he. It's the only explanation.
She gave you her number without asking. She wants it. Don't be cruel; give it to her. Just because you went through the break-up doesn't mean that Pistol Pete can't fire off a few rounds into anything except your sheets.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I got the same number; #12.
666
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Cheating ******* 
Yeah, I'm sexy too, but you don't see me parading it around.
Well, until now.
Well, until now.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Put the number in a safe place, with an explanation to yourself to remind yourself WHOSE number it is. In three months, or a year, or whenever you are feeling "interested" in other people again, give her a call, and remind her who you are, and tell her why you didn't call until now, but that you always remembered her from that night.
She might be freaked out, and too embarrassed to talk with or date you, OR she might give you big points for:
1. Remembering her after all this time.
2. Social Sang Froid and self-confidence.
3. Giving her something freaky to tell her girlfriends.
Edited, Aug 10th 2007 12:11am by Aripyanfar
She might be freaked out, and too embarrassed to talk with or date you, OR she might give you big points for:
1. Remembering her after all this time.
2. Social Sang Froid and self-confidence.
3. Giving her something freaky to tell her girlfriends.
Edited, Aug 10th 2007 12:11am by Aripyanfar
Recent Visitors: 246
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (246)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- I got a number
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC