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#1 Aug 08 2007 at 12:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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And green with envy of those heading to Allanois Smiley: cry

So, of the Assylumites heading for Chitown, which one is most likely to:

  1. Wake up cringing with embarassment at their drunken antics the night before
  2. Get seriously hit on by one of the others
  3. Try to hit on one of the others
  4. Annoy the living **** out of the others
  5. Bore the others
  6. Turn out to be the opposite of their online persona
  7. Get arrested
  8. Vomit
  9. Start bumming money off the others
    10. [li]Be the most ***********


Off you toddle!
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#2 Aug 08 2007 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
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Don't feel bad Nobby. It's not like you're missing out on any drunken debauchery or anything. Oh wait...
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#3 Aug 08 2007 at 12:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Don't feel bad Nobby. It's not like you're missing out on any drunken debauchery or anything. Oh wait...
You're a big help.

/wrist
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#4 Aug 08 2007 at 12:58 PM Rating: Good
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Just remember. Mr. Razorblade walks up the street Nobby, not across it. Glad to be of service.
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#5 Aug 08 2007 at 1:00 PM Rating: Good
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1. Wake up cringing with embarassment at their drunken antics the night before


Nexa


2. Get seriously hit on by one of the others


Nexa


3. Try to hit on one of the others


Kao


4. Annoy the living **** out of the others


Hard to say. A lot rides on the rumored Gbaji surprise appearance.


5. Bore the others


FleaJo and their domestic Catholic middle aged ideas of a good time. "Let's go to the angel museum!"


6. Turn out to be the opposite of their online persona


Kao. I predict he's a power drinking brawler looking for trouble and fast women.


7. Get arrested


Kao, see above.


8. Vomit


Me, but only at the banality of mid western America. I can't believe I'm going to intentionally be that far from an ocean.


9. Start bumming money off the others


Kelvy, if he shows.


10. Be the most ******


Darkflame. Actually I have no idea, but, you know white man's burden of the y chromosome and all that.
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#6 Aug 08 2007 at 1:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Just remember. Mr. Razorblade walks up the street Nobby, not across it. Glad to be of service.
Like I'd mess up my Guitar-playing tendons! Smiley: oyvey

If I get past the pearly gates I want to still be able to play Layla and Crossroads.

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#7 Aug 08 2007 at 1:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

1. Wake up cringing with embarassment at their drunken antics the night before


Nexa


2. Get seriously hit on by one of the others


Nexa


3. Try to hit on one of the others


Kao


4. Annoy the living **** out of the others


Hard to say. A lot rides on the rumored Gbaji surprise appearance.


5. Bore the others


FleaJo and their domestic Catholic middle aged ideas of a good time. "Let's go to the angel museum!"


6. Turn out to be the opposite of their online persona


Kao. I predict he's a power drinking brawler looking for trouble and fast women.


7. Get arrested


Kao, see above.


8. Vomit


Me, but only at the banality of mid western America. I can't believe I'm going to intentionally be that far from an ocean.


9. Start bumming money off the others


Kelvy, if he shows.


10. Be the most ******


Darkflame. Actually I have no idea, but, you know white man's burden of the y chromosome and all that.

Note to self. Don't read =4 with a mouthful of stella artois.

Dunno which is worse.

Inhaling beer
Beer-covered keyboard
Wasting 3 fl oz of fine lager.

You *******!
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#8 Aug 08 2007 at 1:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Note to self. Don't read =4 with a mouthful of stella artois.

That saucy minx.


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#9 Aug 08 2007 at 1:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Someone's gonna be sorry when he misses the temporary Principalities exhibit, July 10th-December 24th...
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#10 Aug 08 2007 at 1:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lord Nobby wrote:
So, of the Assylumites heading for Chitown, which one is most likely to:

  1. Wake up cringing with embarassment at their drunken antics the night before
    2. Me
  2. Get seriously hit on by one of the others
    3. Nexa
  3. Try to hit on one of the others
    4. Kao
  4. Annoy the living **** out of the others
    5. Bodhi (you're actually coming, right?)
  5. Bore the others
    6. Danalog
  6. Turn out to be the opposite of their online persona
    7. Smash
  7. Get arrested
    8. DF
  8. Vomit
    9. Kelvy
  9. Start bumming money off the others
    10. Me, probably [li]Be the most *********** The suckers that aren't coming!
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#11 Aug 08 2007 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lord Nobby wrote:
And green with envy of those heading to Allanois Smiley: cry


QFT Smiley: frown
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#12 Aug 08 2007 at 3:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Lord Nobby wrote:
And green with envy of those heading to Allanois Smiley: cry

So, of the Assylumites heading for Chitown, which one is most likely to:

  1. Wake up cringing with embarassment at their drunken antics the night before
  2. Get seriously hit on by one of the others
  3. Try to hit on one of the others
  4. Annoy the living **** out of the others
  5. Bore the others
  6. Turn out to be the opposite of their online persona
  7. Get arrested
  8. Vomit
  9. Start bumming money off the others
    10. [li]Be the most ***********


Off you toddle!

Well I pulled off roughly half of those last time, so thank whomever you believe is Up There I'm not going this time!
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#13 Aug 08 2007 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Start bumming money off the others

I'm gonna miss Exodus. Smiley: frown

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Get seriously hit on by one of the others

I'm gonna go with Darqflame on this one. People might play-hit on Nexa, DSD, and Tare, but they all know those gals are taken. Also, DF has bewbs and admin-powah.
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#14 Aug 08 2007 at 6:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Start bumming money off the others

I'm gonna miss Exodus. Smiley: frown

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Get seriously hit on by one of the others

I'm gonna go with Darqflame on this one. People might play-hit on Nexa, DSD, and Tare, but they all know those gals are taken. Also, DF has bewbs and admin-powah.


I plan on hitting on Flea in the hopes of convincing her to give lesbianism a fighting chance before tying the knot.

Nexa
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#15 Aug 08 2007 at 6:05 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
I plan on hitting on Flea in the hopes of convincing her to give lesbianism a fighting chance before tying the knot.
In the interest of giving you a fighting chance, I'm gonna recommend a strap-on.
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#16 Aug 08 2007 at 7:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I plan on hitting on Flea in the hopes of convincing her to give lesbianism a fighting chance before tying the knot.
In the interest of giving you a fighting chance, I'm gonna recommend a strap-on.


I at least want to be present for this one!
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#17 Aug 08 2007 at 9:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I plan on hitting on Flea in the hopes of convincing her to give lesbianism a fighting chance before tying the knot.
In the interest of giving you a fighting chance, I'm gonna recommend a strap-on.


I at least want to be present for this one!

Pics plz.
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#18 Aug 09 2007 at 12:28 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Start bumming money off the others

I'm gonna miss Exodus. Smiley: frown

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Get seriously hit on by one of the others

I'm gonna go with Darqflame on this one. People might play-hit on Nexa, DSD, and Tare, but they all know those gals are taken. Also, DF has bewbs and admin-powah.


I plan on hitting on Flea in the hopes of convincing her to give lesbianism a fighting chance before tying the knot.

Nexa


Give them a hot chick and a little encouragment and ALL woman are only two steps from bi-sexualism. Truth.
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#19 Aug 09 2007 at 2:51 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Start bumming money off the others

I'm gonna miss Exodus. Smiley: frown

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Get seriously hit on by one of the others

I'm gonna go with Darqflame on this one. People might play-hit on Nexa, DSD, and Tare, but they all know those gals are taken. Also, DF has bewbs and admin-powah.


I plan on hitting on Flea in the hopes of convincing her to give lesbianism a fighting chance before tying the knot.

Nexa


Give them a hot chick and a little encouragment a bottle of gin and ALL woman are only two steps from bi-sexualism. Truth.


Smiley: wink
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#20 Aug 09 2007 at 3:33 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Give them a hot chick and a little encouragment and ALL woman are only two steps from bi-sexualism. Truth.
Sorry, ese. I like my ******** that's true, but when it comes to serious eatin', nothing beats franks and beans.
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#21 Aug 09 2007 at 4:52 AM Rating: Good
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1. Wake up cringing with embarassment at their drunken antics the night before

All of us, if things go according to plan.

2. Get seriously hit on by one of the others

Nexa, of course.

3. Try to hit on one of the others

Demea. Horny college kids.

4. Annoy the living **** out of the others

Hmmm, not sure.

5. Bore the others

Probably me. I'll regale everyone with stories of spit up and diaper rash.

6. Turn out to be the opposite of their online persona

Everyone, I think. None of us can be this evil in real life, can we? Ok, maybe Smash can.

7. Get arrested

Hey, I'll do what it takes, mister.

8. Vomit

DSD - lightweight.

9. Start bumming money off the others

Depends on how much allowance I get for my trip.

10. Be the most ******

Me, before 10 am on any day. Yay!
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#22 Aug 09 2007 at 7:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Give them a hot chick and a little encouragment and ALL woman are only two steps from bi-sexualism. Truth.
Sorry, ese. I like my ******** that's true, but when it comes to serious eatin', nothing beats franks and beans.
LOL I have never heard that!
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Boy I can't wait till this thing is over.


Allakhavegas '08 FTW!

Edited, Aug 9th 2007 11:42am by NephthysWanderer
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#24 Aug 09 2007 at 8:16 AM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Boy I can't wait till this thing is over.


That's how I felt last year!

Don't worry though, I'm sure we'll relive the fun for only 6 months or so.
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#25 Aug 09 2007 at 8:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Give them a hot chick and a little encouragment and ALL woman are only two steps from bi-sexualism. Truth.
Sorry, ese. I like my ******** that's true, but when it comes to serious eatin', nothing beats franks and beans.


Yes, tubesteak smothered in underwear is a tasty treat!
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#26 Aug 09 2007 at 8:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't worry though, I'm sure we'll relive the fun for only 6 months or so.
It'll be like MTV still running its "Spring Break" highlights in October...
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