1. Wake up cringing with embarassment at their drunken antics the night before
Nexa
2. Get seriously hit on by one of the others
Nexa
3. Try to hit on one of the others
Kao
4. Annoy the living **** out of the others
Hard to say. A lot rides on the rumored Gbaji surprise appearance.
5. Bore the others
FleaJo and their domestic Catholic middle aged ideas of a good time. "Let's go to the angel museum!"
6. Turn out to be the opposite of their online persona
Kao. I predict he's a power drinking brawler looking for trouble and fast women.
7. Get arrested
Kao, see above.
8. Vomit
Me, but only at the banality of mid western America. I can't believe I'm going to intentionally be that far from an ocean.
9. Start bumming money off the others
Kelvy, if he shows.
10. Be the most ******
Darkflame. Actually I have no idea, but, you know white man's burden of the y chromosome and all that.
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