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#1 Aug 07 2007 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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Minnesota police are looking for suspected quack surgeons who removed a St. Paul man's ********* at his home, the Star Tribune reports.

The 62-year-old man, Russell Daniel Angus, said he'd been suffering from chronic pain and had asked doctors to remove his ********** but they'd refused, the paper said, citing a search warrant affidavit filed Monday in Ramsey County District Court.

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Police said Angus hired two or three "professionals" to do the job on a makeshift operating table in his home and that's where his daughter found him bleeding on July 28, the paper said.

"I have never in my life seen anything quite like that," Tom Walsh, a St. Paul police spokesman, told the Star Tribune.

Angus refused to tell police who performed the surgery.

Police removed three specimen jars in their search of the home, but it was unclear if the man's ********* were found.


Ouch.
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#2 Aug 07 2007 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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Omegavegeta wrote:
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Fox News wrote:

Police removed three specimen jars in their search of the home, but it was unclear if the man's ********* were found.


Ouch.
THREE???!?!!!?!!?!!
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#3 Aug 07 2007 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
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THREE???!?!!!?!!?!!


I don't think I'm a doctor, but that MIGHT be the reason for the pain.
#4 Aug 07 2007 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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Surgery like this requires a lot of Chutzpah.
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#5 Aug 07 2007 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Surgery like this requires a lot of Chutzpah.
It can be a bit tricksy to confuse Castration with Circumcision.

Still - It's no skin off my nose.

And thanks for the tip.

Barrum-Psshh
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#6 Aug 07 2007 at 3:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Lord Nobby wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Surgery like this requires a lot of Chutzpah.
It can be a bit tricksy to confuse Castration with Circumcision.

Still - It's no skin off my nose.

And thanks for the tip.

Barrum-Psshh

Maybe that's the contents of the third jar.


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#7 Aug 08 2007 at 2:32 AM Rating: Good
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Lord Nobby wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Surgery like this requires a lot of Chutzpah.
It can be a bit tricksy to confuse Castration with Circumcision.

Still - It's no skin off my nose.

And thanks for the tip.

Barrum-Psshh


Lol, well, this post has set the tone for the day.
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#8 Aug 08 2007 at 3:15 AM Rating: Good
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THREE???!?!!!?!!?!!

I would guess the two ********* themselves, plus the surrounding (and now extraneous) skin?
#9 Aug 08 2007 at 5:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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It could be a tumor.

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#10 Aug 08 2007 at 5:15 AM Rating: Good
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Fry: Now that you mention it I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. I'll take the gills.

Man: Yes, gills. Then, uh, you don't need lungs anymore, is right?

Fry: Can't imagine why I would.

Man: Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week.
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#11 Aug 08 2007 at 5:18 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
It could be a tumor.


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It's not a toomah!

If he wanted his balls in a jar, he could have just gotten married.

*rimshot*
#12 Aug 08 2007 at 6:07 AM Rating: Default
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Fry: Now that you mention it I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. I'll take the gills.

Man: Yes, gills. Then, uh, you don't need lungs anymore, is right?

Fry: Can't imagine why I would.

Man: Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week.


Futurama Quote: Check.

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Smiley: lol:Check.
#13 Aug 08 2007 at 7:34 AM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:

If he wanted his balls in a jar, he could have just gotten married.

*rimshot*


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#14 Aug 08 2007 at 8:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Samira wrote:
It could be a tumor.


/Ahhnold
It's not a toomah!

If he wanted his balls in a jar, he could have just gotten married.

*rimshot*


A jar? please, I keep mine in an Oak box lined with velvet on top of the mantle. When i want to take them out, i just ask my wife for the key and if she is in a giving mood, she will let me have them for a bit.
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