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#27 Aug 10 2007 at 4:57 PM Rating: Decent
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It's amazing all the former Eastern Bloc nations aren't all Estonia-like in their economic systems, so as to (in some sense) go as far away from Communism as possible.


I could sat the same about them During communist times, replacing Estonia with Albania, which reminds me of another two jokes,

A radio listener calls radio Yerewan (your one stop shop for all the communist propaganda you want!) and asks, "Is it true that in Communism, it's so good that in Moscow, on the red square, they give away, for free, cars?"
"Yes, yes, yes, that's all true, just, not in Moscow, but in Leningrad. And, not in the red square, but in the square in front of the winter palace. And, not cars, but bicycles. And, they don't give, but they steal."

Another one.

A radio listener calls radio Yerewan (your one stop shop for all the communist propaganda you want!) and asks, "Excuse me, but, I'm confused. I've asked this question to a lot of high ranking Communist officials, and, some say there will be, and some say there won't. So, could you clear this up for me, When we achieve true Communism, will there still be money?"
"As usual, sir, the truth lies in the middle. For some, there will be money, and for others there won't."
#28 Aug 18 2007 at 3:32 AM Rating: Good
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"I am confused, Comerade. What is the difference between capitalism and communism?"
"Is simple. Under capitalism, man dominates man. Under Communism, is other way around!"

-nooge


Edited, Aug 18th 2007 5:33:50am by brianjweis
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#29 Aug 18 2007 at 7:29 AM Rating: Decent
These are from http://www.geocities.com/troys_tales/jokes.html btw, some real funny ones. Here are a few of my favorites.

A customer asks at a shop, 'What's this, you don't have any meat again?'

'That's not true! There's no meat in the shop opposite. We don't have fish.'

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A socialist, a capitalist and a communist agreed to meet. The socialist was late. 'Excuse me for being late, I was standing in a queue for sausages.'

'And what is a queue?' the capitalist asked.

'And what is a sausage?' the communist asked.

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On Armenian radio there came a question from abroad: 'Is it true that in the USSR the pay does not correspond to the work?

'Incorrect. It corresponds quite well. They pretend to pay and we pretend to work.'
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