Kaelesh wrote:
A bridge falls into the river on Wed. last week and we forget about that by Monday because of Coal miners. I look forward to Friday when a building topples on top of some hobos and Girl Scouts so I can forget about the tragedy of the Miners.
Edited, Aug 6th 2007 2:57pm by Kaelesh
The hobos will be scrubbed from the story and it will only make widespread news if at least 50% of the girl scouts are blonde.
Inner city, brownie girl scouts (c wat I did thar?) and hobos are relegated to a middle section of the local street sheet.