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#1 Aug 06 2007 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good
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Utah

Earth TremoUr

4 trapped in hole in ground

Disproportionate media coverage

Judgemental statements.

Edited to add that the termoUr was caused by the mine collapse, not vice-versa






Edited, Aug 6th 2007 5:49pm by Nobby
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#2 Aug 06 2007 at 11:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Four? What happened to the other two?

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#3 Aug 06 2007 at 11:57 AM Rating: Decent
A bridge falls into the river on Wed. last week and we forget about that by Monday because of Coal miners. I look forward to Friday when a building topples on top of some hobos and Girl Scouts so I can forget about the tragedy of the Miners.

Edited, Aug 6th 2007 2:57pm by Kaelesh
#4 Aug 06 2007 at 12:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Lord Nobby wrote:
Utah

Earth TremoUr

4 trapped in hole in ground

Disproportionate media coverage

National Hole Saftey panic ensues

All holes inspected by local authorities

Judgemental statements.



#5 Aug 06 2007 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Lord Nobby wrote:
Utah

Earth TremoUr

4 trapped in hole in ground

Disproportionate media coverage

National Hole Saftey panic ensues

All holes inspected by local authorities

Judgemental statements.





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#6 Aug 06 2007 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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Kaelesh wrote:
A bridge falls into the river on Wed. last week and we forget about that by Monday because of Coal miners. I look forward to Friday when a building topples on top of some hobos and Girl Scouts so I can forget about the tragedy of the Miners.

Edited, Aug 6th 2007 2:57pm by Kaelesh
That is why I always warn the hobos to stay away from the girl scouts, because of the falling buildings.

Edited, Aug 6th 2007 5:52pm by fhrugby
#7 Aug 06 2007 at 12:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Who cares? Minors can't vote.
#8 Aug 06 2007 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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MentalFrog wrote:
Who cares? Minors can't vote.
No, but it seems that they're able to fool seismologists.
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#9 Aug 06 2007 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
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Kaelesh wrote:
A bridge falls into the river on Wed. last week and we forget about that by Monday because of Coal miners. I look forward to Friday when a building topples on top of some hobos and Girl Scouts so I can forget about the tragedy of the Miners.

Edited, Aug 6th 2007 2:57pm by Kaelesh


The hobos will be scrubbed from the story and it will only make widespread news if at least 50% of the girl scouts are blonde.

Inner city, brownie girl scouts (c wat I did thar?) and hobos are relegated to a middle section of the local street sheet.

#10 Aug 06 2007 at 1:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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If that's what it takes to scrub hobos, I'm okay with that.

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#11 Aug 06 2007 at 1:58 PM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:
Kaelesh wrote:
A bridge falls into the river on Wed. last week and we forget about that by Monday because of Coal miners. I look forward to Friday when a building topples on top of some hobos and Girl Scouts so I can forget about the tragedy of the Miners.

Edited, Aug 6th 2007 2:57pm by Kaelesh


The hobos will be scrubbed from the story and it will only make widespread news if at least 50% of the girl scouts are blonde.

Inner city, brownie girl scouts (c wat I did thar?) and hobos are relegated to a middle section of the local street sheet.

So. No love for "Blonde Hobo Rights" then.

Hater!
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#12 Aug 06 2007 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Nobby wrote:
So. No love for "Blonde Hobo Rights" then.

Hater!


The lack of teeth skews the attractiveness/could give a **** standard.

In fairness, you can't be expected to understand that.

#13 Aug 06 2007 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:
Lord Nobby wrote:
So. No love for "Blonde Hobo Rights" then.

Hater!


The lack of teeth skews the attractiveness/could give a sh*t standard.

In fairness, you can't be expected to understand that.

Sorry. Didn't get a word of that.

just noise
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#14 Aug 06 2007 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Nobby wrote:
Celcio wrote:
Lord Nobby wrote:
So. No love for "Blonde Hobo Rights" then.

Hater!


The lack of teeth skews the attractiveness/could give a sh*t standard.

In fairness, you can't be expected to understand that.

Sorry. Didn't get a word of that.

just noise


Smiley: grin <-- those white things? In the smiley's mouth? That's not just heavily structured *****, you know.

edit: Clearly we need an English-grin smiley.

Edited, Aug 6th 2007 6:37pm by Celcio
#15 Aug 06 2007 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:
<-- those white things?
White?!!! Smiley: jawdrop


Yeuch!

/shudder
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