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#27 Aug 06 2007 at 1:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
She said to turn *my* age time-clock back. I assume that means that I am 15yrs physically younger, not that I travel in time back to 1992.
But. . . But. . . Susannah Hoffs was in her toothsome and wholesome prime in '92!!

Oh the cruelty!!
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#28 Aug 06 2007 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
To those of you who keep harping on/ qualifying an extra ten years (OMB!!1! What if it's at the end and I'm all old and junk?!): Take the 15 years younger option ya twits. You get 5 more years AND it makes you younger! DUR! Fucking n00bs.


Yeah but let's say you're going to die in car wreck in october '07. Adding ten years would mean you die in '17. Becoming 15 years younger just means you'll die in '07 but you'll just die young. Both options are stupid anyways.


Assuming you believe predestination or foreordination, otherwise those of us who believe in free will, will enjoy our extra lifespan. N00b.


Edit: what's wih new keyboards and the letter 'T' not working?



Edited, Aug 6th 2007 3:06pm by GitSlayer
#29 Aug 06 2007 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
foreordainion
That's one fUcking ace word!
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#30 Aug 06 2007 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Nobby wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
foreordainion
That's one fUcking ace word!


It's the GD keyboard! It wont type the letter 'T' unless I push really hard.


Heh, I said 'really hard'.
#31 Aug 06 2007 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Lord Nobby wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
foreordainion
That's one fUcking ace word!


It's the GD keyboard! It wont type the letter 'T' unless I push really hard.


Heh, I said 'really hard'.
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#32 Aug 06 2007 at 4:49 PM Rating: Decent
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I can see the allure of a million dollars (I could quit work and get myself to the PGA Tour) or a night of lust with Kari Byron or a few pints with Paul Newman, but I opted for 'Other' and you all will harass me endlessly for my wish:

Peace on Earth and goodwill for all mankind.

Seriously, I hate hearing about all the Shit that goes on, big and small, near and far. Accidents are accidents, things like Minneapolis or Utah are hard to prevent (unless 'goodwill' includes funding for things like preventative maintenance instead of war, etc.) but hearing about four college friends murdered execution-style in an elementary school playground turn my stomach, just as much as daily car-bombings in some pissant sand country.
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#34 Aug 06 2007 at 6:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd use at least part of my money to buy Nobby a turnip, which I would make sure to infest with snails. The rest I would change into singles and have placed in an empty swimming pool, where I would swim laps á la Scrooge McDuck.
#35 Aug 07 2007 at 4:18 AM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
To those of you who keep harping on/ qualifying an extra ten years (OMB!!1! What if it's at the end and I'm all old and junk?!): Take the 15 years younger option ya twits. You get 5 more years AND it makes you younger! DUR! Fucking n00bs.


Yeah but let's say you're going to die in car wreck in october '07. Adding ten years would mean you die in '17. Becoming 15 years younger just means you'll die in '07 but you'll just die young. Both options are stupid anyways.


Assuming you believe predestination or foreordination, otherwise those of us who believe in free will, will enjoy our extra lifespan. N00b.



Why would you pick the extra guaranteed 10 years of life if you didn't believe in predestination or foreordination? How would it be guaranteed?
#36 Aug 07 2007 at 7:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Photographic memory. I could make billions off of it. I could probably read every text book on the planet and find a way to extend my life. Other planets are useless to me unless they are habitable or can support my uber beam of destruction.
#37 Aug 07 2007 at 9:09 AM Rating: Decent
I can't believe the extra life is polling so low. I was tempted to go for the photographic memory, but I have notebooks for a reason. With that much money I would likely just waste time and I'd be worse of then now.

Yodabunny wrote:
I could probably read every text book on the planet and find a way to extend my life.


I sincerely doubt it. Many extremely bright people with craploads of resources available to them haven't found much.

Except eat fewer calories, and deprivation's not really my way of life.
#38 Aug 07 2007 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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yossarian wrote:
I can't believe the extra life is polling so low. I was tempted to go for the photographic memory, but I have notebooks for a reason. With that much money I would likely just waste time and I'd be worse of then now.

Yodabunny wrote:
I could probably read every text book on the planet and find a way to extend my life.


I sincerely doubt it. Many extremely bright people with craploads of resources available to them haven't found much.

Except eat fewer calories, and deprivation's not really my way of life.


I think you underestimate the power of a truly photographic memory.
#39 Aug 07 2007 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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You rub Alla the right way, the genie pops, and you get a wish..but only one, and there is a limited selection of wishful items to choose from.



Pick your wish

A trip to outerspace...planet of your choice

My choice. sure the life support system is likely to fail, if build by NASA, but Just the chance to look back down at the Earth from space, would allow me to die happy.


Turn your age-timeclock back 15 years

Yuck! I would be married to the Ex and have to go through a messy divorce again.

Add ten years to your life - Guaranteed!

Ten more years of living in pain? I not wising to die anytime soon, but living in constant pain is a drag.

Have a three-hour tea/coffee/beer chat with the person of your choice (dead or alive)

This is still possible without spending a wish for it. I've already spent an hour with both Niven and Pourelle, Chatted with David Weber and I'm friends with Jack Chalker's Widow.


Have one round of sex with the person of your choice (only alive please).[

Already living with him.

A million tax-free dollars[/choice]

Would last long with the cost of my medical care. Then it would be back to trying to live on modest means. Though it would mean, one less person having to get SSI, if there is any left to invest wisely.


A 'true' photographic memory[/choice]Why would I ever want to be stuck with the image of my ex in my head.

Other (if in stock)

Change the trip to outer space to a trip to Alpha Centuri at Lightspead or above or to Middle Earth and I be in Geeky Heaven.







Edited, Aug 6th 2007 4:36pm by Elinda


edited because quoting a poll is messy


Edited, Aug 7th 2007 3:11pm by ElneClare
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#40 Aug 07 2007 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good
Ok, I just know that I'm not the only one picking the sex option!

What can I say? I'm shallow!
#41 Aug 07 2007 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Zieveraar wrote:
Ok, I just know that I'm not the only one picking the sex option!

What can I say? I'm shallow!

Yeah, but who?
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#42 Aug 09 2007 at 7:52 AM Rating: Decent
Debalic wrote:
Zieveraar wrote:
Ok, I just know that I'm not the only one picking the sex option!

What can I say? I'm shallow!

Yeah, but who?


Pointless to say, her name wouldn't ring a bell here!
#43 Aug 09 2007 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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Took the million bucks. Dump it on top of our retirement nest egg we already have and move up the date of retirement to age 45 or so and buy that shack in the Grenadines. Purchase a small fishing vessel and fish for the rest of my life while the wife reads, gardens, and relaxes on the beach. She will also delve out my allowance for the local food market since I can't fish all that good.

Sounds romantic but it would probably get old quick....

I can't take either of the extra life options. Don't want to re-live my late teens and certainly don't want to sit in my own **** in a retirement home some where.

Planet sounds cool but for some reason I still had to take the cash.

I don't understand why some people are taking the photographic memory. Besides kicking *** on Jeopardy, I can't imagine why someone would want to remember each second of life (both good and bad). I like killing my brain slowly with age and alcohol. You tend to rememeber the good times and forget the ****** times.

I am having sex with the greatest lady on earth. Yes, her boobs are slowly migrating down to her belly button but somehow I don't think I am the strapping young lad she litterally raped that wonderful night in the KOA campground in Williamsburg, VA many years ago.
#44 Aug 09 2007 at 11:07 AM Rating: Decent
Yodabunny wrote:


I think you underestimate the power of a truly photographic memory.


People have had really good memory: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photographic_memory

And if you read the Controversy section you'll see no one really has one - but they do in specific fields, which is sufficient for scientific research. That and a load of creativity.

Of course, since no one really has a true photographic memory, I can't predict the scientific advances which may come from one.
#45 Aug 09 2007 at 11:10 AM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
She said to turn *my* age time-clock back. I assume that means that I am 15yrs physically younger, not that I travel in time back to 1992.


That's how I read it. And that is exactly what I would choose. I want to be physically 15 years younger and live in the present day, knowing what I know now. If, however, I could go back to 1992 knowing what I know now, that would still be better then any other option.
#46 Aug 09 2007 at 11:14 AM Rating: Decent
Pensive wrote:
You honestly think that money can't buy happiness in the United States of America? Of course it can buy happiness; money just doesn't buy happiness for people who do not value it.


Statistically it doesn't. Well, statistically, it does make you happier if you are at the extreme low end of the income spectrum, but above that significant effect, there is no correlation.
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