Bad news first:
Sadly, I won't be able to attend this years get together in Chicago. Flea please remove access to your journal, I haven't read any of the personal info so there is no need to worries.
Good news:
The reason I won't be able to go is because I have to work. I just got a job working for Pfizer. This will be my first job working for an evil corporation. Now I can really ***** about 'the man' and this country's health care system. yay me!
Edit: apostrophe and plural don't mean the same thing...
Edited, Aug 6th 2007 10:28am by Jacobsdeception
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Congrats on the job! Sales rep?
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Congrats on the job! Sales rep?
lolz yeah right. I don't like people enough to be able to sell them things. "You! Buy my ****, now!" doesn't usually go over very well. Oracle EDC and I*net support, some programming down the road, and some network stuff. It's a pretty cake job where I basically get to **** off for half the day and telecommute part of the time. Better yet, starting pay is 10k more than my last job, with less responsibility. woot!
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
I just got a job working for Pfizer. This will be my first job working for an evil corporation. Now I can really ***** about 'the man' and this country's health care system. yay me!
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Sell-out.
Congratulations on the job, JD!
Congratulations on the job and glad that you're joining the League of People Who Can't Go To Chicago Because Life Said So.
Gratz on the job! I am bummed you wont be making it this year though. Sick and I will try and check out that Spice shop in your honor
Better them than Monsanto.
Congratulations on the new job!
Congratulations on the new job!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I hate you. I wish you were a bagel.
But gratz on the job.
But gratz on the job.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Congratulations on the new job JD, but I'm super sad you can't make it to Chicago!
Where's the new job located...are you going to have to move or anything?
Nexa
Where's the new job located...are you going to have to move or anything?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
You should still go to Chicago. Just make it into a business trip by promising everyone bigger penises. Purposely be short on supplies by one person. Then you can slip yours into whoever loses the 'musical chairs' game.
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Bad news first:
Sadly, I won't be able to attend this years get together in Chicago. Flea please remove access to your journal, I haven't read any of the personal info so there is no need to worries.
Good news:
The reason I won't be able to go is because I have to work. I just got a job working for Pfizer. This will be my first job working for an evil corporation. Now I can really ***** about 'the man' and this country's health care system. yay me!
Sadly, I won't be able to attend this years get together in Chicago. Flea please remove access to your journal, I haven't read any of the personal info so there is no need to worries.
Good news:
The reason I won't be able to go is because I have to work. I just got a job working for Pfizer. This will be my first job working for an evil corporation. Now I can really ***** about 'the man' and this country's health care system. yay me!
I know you don't know me but I'd appreciate some free pens, mousepads and other pharmaceutical swag now that my supplies are depleted.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
BT wrote:
Sell-out.
* the devil of course being bill gates
DSD wrote:
Gratz on the job! I am bummed you wont be making it this year though. Sick and I will try and check out that Spice shop in your honor
Big Meanie wrote:
glad that you're joining the League of People Who Can't Go To Chicago Because Life Said So.
Nexa wrote:
Congratulations on the new job JD, but I'm super sad you can't make it to Chicago!
Where's the new job located...are you going to have to move or anything?
Where's the new job located...are you going to have to move or anything?
New London, CT. Just outside their corporate compound. No need to move, the commute is only like an hour-ish. On the bright side, the office is right on the water. I mean, it's only Long Island Sound, but it's better than nothing. They have really nice office furniture too! It's gonna be strange working for a company that has money.
PS ~ I need someone to be in charge of making Exo do at least two shots of tequila. Any volunteers?
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Big Meanie wrote:
glad that you're joining the League of People Who Can't Go To Chicago Because Life Said So.
Hey, I can't go either because Life Said So.
Congrats!
And, as a former employee of Dell, Paramount and IBM(x3), doing a lot of similar work, I'll tell you this: Suck it! Suck it long, and suck it hard!
And, as a former employee of Dell, Paramount and IBM(x3), doing a lot of similar work, I'll tell you this: Suck it! Suck it long, and suck it hard!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
PS ~ I need someone to be in charge of making Exo do at least two shots of tequila. Any volunteers?
As for my journal, I'll keep you on so you can be all sad & jealous and yet still l33t.
Exo can't make it either.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Exo can't make it either.
Wear something tight.
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Exo can't make it either.
Wear something tight.
lots of pictures please.
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Exo can't make it either.
Wear something tight.
should I bring some sugar packets along too?
DSD wrote:
should I bring some tea packets along too?
/nod
Edited, Aug 7th 2007 6:19am by MentalFrog
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