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My evil twin is aware of this, apparently, as I often play little tricks on myself. I've hidden my glasses, changed my passwords, hell, once I even popped all the keys off my keyboard and rearranged them. Then I leave myself little notes either laughing at myself or leading on weird scavenger hunts.
Anyway, the point is, there's no way that evil son of a ***** is drinking water or doing anything that will lessen Sober Me's hangovers, and I wouldn't want him any other way.
Your Dissociative Disorder is stronger than my Dissociative Disorder!