Joke(s)!
A guy has been trekking for days in the Amazon jungle. He's knackered, thirsty, sweaty... Suddenly, through the thick foliage, he sees a glowing neon sign far away in the distance. Not quite believing his eyes, he still walks towards it.
He opens the doors and enters the bar, which is deserted except for the barman, and old man sitting alone at a table in the corner. He walks up to the bar, and asks the barman for a beer. "Sure thing" says the barman, and he gives him a nice, cold beer. The guy looks around at the old man, and says to the barman: "It's funny, but that old bloke over there really looks like Hitler..." The barman smiles and says: "Yeah, that's because it is really Hitler. Go ask him if you don't believe me."
So the guy walks up to the old man, and says: "Sorry to disturb Sir, but are you really Adolf Hitler?" The old man looks up and says: "Ja!" Astonished, the guy asks him: "Really? but... what are you doing here?!" Hitler puts down his beer, looks up to him, and replies: "I am preparing to build ze 4th Reich!" The guy is obviously quite startled, and asks him: "Oh really? Well... what are you gonna do?"
Hitler gives a small chuckle and says: "I vill brutally murder all ze Jews, and three fireman!!" The guy, slightly confused, asks him: "But... why three fireman?" Hitler turns around to the barman and says:
"See!? Nobody gives a fUck about ze Jews!"
Pics!
I h8 ze Asylum!
Boobies!
And more!
Flames
You guyz suck!
Postmodern jokes!
The Quote wrote:
I am a quote
Reference to popular culture using the Asylum as cast members!
Jack/Smash: You don't understand!! I NEED THOSE MEDS, ************!!
Kimberley/Gbaji: Give our protagonist the orally injectable chemical pastilles he so urgently requires for the fate of humanity depends on three conditions which can be listed as such, 1) his sanity, for if he loses reason he cannot perform the dangerous and arduous task he has set upon himself through his reckless and thoroughly unprofessional conduct in the course of duty, 2) our safety, for if he should perish...
Evil Arab Guy/Nepthys: Ok, ok, take your meds, please. All is well, and no need to make a fuss. Nicey nicey, easy does it, chill pill, other cheek, all you need is love.
Teri/Joph: Well I'm sure glad that's sorted out! Lost is on next! (That's English TV for you...)
More pics of boring everyday stuff!
My Cup of Tea!
It's Biiiiiiiig!
Deep political discourse!
Should gay priests be allowed to practice pedOphilia?
Is ************ moral?
Are poor people stupid, or are stupid people poor?
Random news!
Buddhists must apply for reincarnation, say Chinese Authority.
Shocking confessions!
That one time, I said you guys sucked, well, it wasn't true. I just had stomach problems.
Amusing Personal Anecdotes!
I once shat on the pavement, in a little street off Picadilly Circus.
It was in the early morning though, so it was still dark.
And of course, a shadowrelm post!
moral majority yeah you got that right cos its always the same with you sheep who trust the opfficial when he sayus they work for the GOVERNMENT but you know what you dont know and they dont tell you cos its ALL A CONSPIRACY AND if you relly wanted to win the stop the abortionist teling the PEOPLE WHAT TO eat and do then the only thing to do is show that we have the power tnna kill and estroy by having a GLASS PARKING LOT over the ******* cos thats the only thing they understand and if you dont got **** scared by the fact that I MA IN CONTROL of your airprots then surely something is not right inside your head cos power lies in teh shdaows moral majority and if you dont got **** scared by the fact that I MA IN CONTROL of your airprots then surely something is not right inside your head cos power lies in teh shdaows moral majority and if you dont got **** scared by the fact that I MA IN CONTROL of your airprots then surely something is not right inside your head cos power lies in teh shdaows moral majority
