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#52 Aug 03 2007 at 5:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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I already had RK/AK surgery to see better, was it worth it? Hell yeah! I can see, I haven't had to buy glasses or contacts in nearly 15 years! Would I do it again, in a heart beat if I needed it. I have high blood pressure so the pressure changes the shape of my eyes, I will probably need it again some time soon as I have noticed small changes in how far I can see. It really sucks *** to have to find your glasses just to see what time the clock says that is right next to your bed. I am also an Oakley addict, so having to change glasses sucked too. I dehydrate easy, thus contacts would often not work well.

As for other areas of my body... Let's see, having big tits made smaller vs some ****** surgery later in life for some screwed up back thing... I'd vote smaller tits any day. I just watched my aunt go through a botched back surgery and now another one to adjust that one, no tits would be better than the pain she has to live with for the rest of her life. I haven't met one person who had back surgery that doesn't have something wrong from it.

I also never said I wanted intestine cutting or banding, smaller hips would be nice, however. I have a tiny waist and ***, HUGE hips, that makes buying clothes a *****, nothing fits me and I can't afford someone to make my pants special for my bottom half like JLo does. I have always had wide hips however, been told all my life I would make a great baby making machine. Which in the end wasn't so, as I was bed ridden for almost 3 years total of my life because of children.

There is a silver lining, I can brag I have curves. Smiley: sly
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#53 Aug 03 2007 at 6:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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I haven't met one person who had back surgery that doesn't have something wrong from it.


Yeah, I'd say avoid back surgery at all costs. If that means working out to strengthen core muscles to better support the work the back does, so be it. Ugh.
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#55 Aug 03 2007 at 6:26 AM Rating: Good
Le whoosh.

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#56 Aug 03 2007 at 6:28 AM Rating: Decent
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So, by having surgery, you're not only offending God by saying that you think he's a crap maker, you're also insulting your soul-mate by saying he/she's superficial and has bad tastes and thinks you're fat.


Dammit i didnt want any cosmetic surgery but after this comment, especially the god part, ill think ill sign up for two.

Actually killing the hair folicals in my nose doesnt seem a bad idea.

Edited, Aug 3rd 2007 4:29pm by Sjans
#57 Aug 03 2007 at 10:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Actually, if it wasn't painful or horribly expensive, I'd totally go with that thing where they kill your hair folicles. If I never had to shave my legs again, that would be @#%^ing bliss.

Nexa


How painfull are we talking? I'de love to get some hair removed or at least lessened. But i've never heard the treatment described at painfull.
#58 Aug 03 2007 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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Depends where the hair is, I suppose.

/shrug
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#59 Aug 03 2007 at 10:55 AM Rating: Decent
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I haven't met one person who had back surgery that doesn't have something wrong from it.


Yeah, I'd say avoid back surgery at all costs. If that means working out to strengthen core muscles to better support the work the back does, so be it. Ugh.


Some people will do anything to avoid situps.
#60 Aug 03 2007 at 11:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Tare wrote:
Depends where the hair is, I suppose.

/shrug


That's what i thinking. I have a small patch of hair imbetween my shiulder blades thats i'de like to get removed. Also wouldn't mind having a path right above my **** removed too, just looks bad.

I know getting tatoos on the lower back hurt like hell, but up imbetween the shoulder's isn't supposed to be as bad. Is this treatment is about the same for location=pain then i can foresee it not being too bad. never personally hat a tatoo, but if the pain is similar in scale as well as location i think i could easily put up with it in order to get rid of some of that hair.

Now i just need to find the money :dubious:
#61 Aug 03 2007 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
There is a silver lining, I can brag I have curves. Smiley: sly
By way of impartial clarification. . .

You may have a psychological condition that makes you immune from the n0bby-charms (nobody's perfect), but physically. . . Nothing needs to change.

HAWT = Darqflame Smiley: inlove

Seriously - every woman I meet, whether stick-thin or curvacious, thinks they need to change something.

DF baby - learn to live with the fact that you're a walking fantasy.
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#62 Aug 03 2007 at 12:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Lord Nobby wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
There is a silver lining, I can brag I have curves. Smiley: sly
By way of impartial clarification. . .

You may have a psychological condition that makes you immune from the n0bby-charms (nobody's perfect), but physically. . . Nothing needs to change.

HAWT = Darqflame Smiley: inlove

Seriously - every woman I meet, whether stick-thin or curvacious, thinks they need to change something.

DF baby - learn to live with the fact that you're a walking fantasy.


Are you guys still porking pals? Inquiring minds are mildly interested.
#63 Aug 03 2007 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Are you guys still porking pals? Inquiring minds are mildly interested.
We are good friends, but the romance died, due to what eminent social scientists call "Nobby fUcked up another relatioinship"
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#64 Aug 03 2007 at 12:58 PM Rating: Decent
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No details?

Inquiring minds are slightly more curious. Inquiring minds appreciate pictures as well to "aid the imagination".
#65 Aug 03 2007 at 9:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Seriously, your body is what God gave you, and it's pure and clean and holy, like a temple... Also it's only superficial, and if someone loves you for who you *are* inside, not what you look like *outside*... And also, it's like wrong cos things can go wrong when MAN PLAYS GOD.


I should probably be ashamed of my plastic surgeon dad for helping all those perfect kids with cleft lips in Africa, eh? That roddy *******. ='(
#66 Aug 03 2007 at 10:51 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Nobby wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Are you guys still porking pals? Inquiring minds are mildly interested.
We are good friends, but the romance died, due to what eminent social scientists call "Nobby fUcked up another relatioinship"


Well and looking like you do... wait, that's not you in your avvie, that's Flanders.
#67 Aug 03 2007 at 11:49 PM Rating: Good
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F'ucked up relationships!

They suck, don't they? Sorry to hear that guys. Glad to hear you didn't steal my schtick though and smear it all over the forum for us to read. Somethings are better left private unless you are a drama queen.
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#68 Aug 04 2007 at 12:32 AM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:

Well and looking like you do... wait, that's not you in your avvie, that's a nice person.
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#69 Aug 04 2007 at 2:44 AM Rating: Good
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Lord Nobby wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Are you guys still porking pals? Inquiring minds are mildly interested.
We are good friends, but the romance died, due to what eminent social scientists call "Nobby fUcked up another relatioinship"


Sorry to hear that, you guys. Smiley: frown

Speeling!

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#70 Aug 04 2007 at 6:20 AM Rating: Default
personally, im all for it. if it makes you feel better about yourself, why not?

my wife likes to point out "those arent real.." to which i like to point out, "it tastes the same to me...." hehehehe

really, if it makes you enjoy your life a bit more, go for it. you dont get second chances, when you die, your dead, and if you didnt do all the things you wanted to do, then tough cookies.

personally, i would mortguage my house if my wife even hinted she might mabe someday wouldnt mind some enhancement. then again, i would be fine if she didnt do a thing. i married her like she is and she has nothing to prove to me. however......big boys like new toys......
#71 Aug 04 2007 at 6:34 AM Rating: Good
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shadowrelm wrote:
my wife likes to point out "those arent real.." to which i like to point out, "it tastes the same to me...." hehehehe


I'm sure she finds you hilarious.
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#72 Aug 04 2007 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
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Glad to hear you didn't steal my schtick though and smear it all over the forum for us to read.
Please. I was breaking up with people on these forums back when no one could tell you from a mooglefucker.
#73 Aug 04 2007 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Glad to hear you didn't steal my schtick though and smear it all over the forum for us to read.
Please. I was breaking up with people on these forums back when no one could tell you from a mooglefucker.
DAMN YOU!!!

Don't make me give DF's Laptop back! Smiley: motz
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#74 Aug 04 2007 at 8:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lord Nobby wrote:
Don't make me give DF's Laptop back! Smiley: motz
I wouldn't bother, If she's anything like me, she's moved on by now and her new boyfriend can buy her one. Smiley: tongue
#75 Aug 05 2007 at 12:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Lord Nobby wrote:
Don't make me give DF's Laptop back! Smiley: motz
I wouldn't bother, If she's anything like me, she's moved on by now and her new boyfriend can buy her one. Smiley: tongue


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