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#27 Aug 02 2007 at 11:02 AM Rating: Decent
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I've known two young women who had plastic surgery. I don't think it made either of them "hotter".

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#28 Aug 02 2007 at 11:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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No, and I think the only thing I would get (like if it were free, and risk-free) would be a tummy-tuck after I'm all done having babies. It's depressing that no matter what I do I'll always have a pooch there, haha.

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It's not guaranteed you are gunna have that pooch. One of my friends has had two kids and she still has a flat stomach. It all comes down to genetics, fatty.


No matter how many situps I do, nothing is getting rid of the stretch marks and extra skin from my gigantic godzilla baby.

At least, that's why I tell myself I shouldn't bother.

I think I'll have ice cream for dinner.

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#29 Aug 02 2007 at 11:04 AM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
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No, and I think the only thing I would get (like if it were free, and risk-free) would be a tummy-tuck after I'm all done having babies. It's depressing that no matter what I do I'll always have a pooch there, haha.

Nexa


It's not guaranteed you are gunna have that pooch. One of my friends has had two kids and she still has a flat stomach. It all comes down to genetics, fatty.
I had a pooch, which was really just kinda stretched out skin, for only a couple years after my last baby. I still have stretch-marks, though.
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#30 Aug 02 2007 at 11:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Elinda wrote:
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No, and I think the only thing I would get (like if it were free, and risk-free) would be a tummy-tuck after I'm all done having babies. It's depressing that no matter what I do I'll always have a pooch there, haha.

Nexa


It's not guaranteed you are gunna have that pooch. One of my friends has had two kids and she still has a flat stomach. It all comes down to genetics, fatty.
I had a pooch, which was really just kinda stretched out skin, for only a couple years after my last baby. I still have stretch-marks, though.


See if men got stretch marks they'd be a badge of honour. "hey Joe check this bad boy out!" ::pulls out his horribly scarred gut with pride::
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#31 Aug 02 2007 at 11:24 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Nexa wrote:


No, and I think the only thing I would get (like if it were free, and risk-free) would be a tummy-tuck after I'm all done having babies. It's depressing that no matter what I do I'll always have a pooch there, haha.

Nexa


It's not guaranteed you are gunna have that pooch. One of my friends has had two kids and she still has a flat stomach. It all comes down to genetics, fatty.


No matter how many situps I do, nothing is getting rid of the stretch marks and extra skin from my gigantic godzilla baby.

At least, that's why I tell myself I shouldn't bother.

I think I'll have ice cream for dinner.

Nexa


Post a pic and I'll tell you whether you can drop it or not. Licensed Personal Trainer, so my interest in it is purely professional. I'm sure everyone would respect that.
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#32 Aug 02 2007 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
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No, and I think the only thing I would get (like if it were free, and risk-free) would be a tummy-tuck after I'm all done having babies. It's depressing that no matter what I do I'll always have a pooch there, haha.

Nexa


It's not guaranteed you are gunna have that pooch. One of my friends has had two kids and she still has a flat stomach. It all comes down to genetics, fatty.


No matter how many situps I do, nothing is getting rid of the stretch marks and extra skin from my gigantic godzilla baby.

At least, that's why I tell myself I shouldn't bother.

I think I'll have ice cream for dinner.

Nexa


Post a pic and I'll tell you whether you can drop it or not. Licensed Personal Trainer, so my interest in it is purely professional. I'm sure everyone would respect that.
Since he is nice now, he is totally trustworthy.
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#33 Aug 02 2007 at 11:35 AM Rating: Decent
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No matter how many situps I do, nothing is getting rid of the stretch marks and extra skin from my gigantic godzilla baby.

That must be why men are so repulsed by you.

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#34 Aug 02 2007 at 11:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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No matter how many situps I do, nothing is getting rid of the stretch marks and extra skin from my gigantic godzilla baby.

That must be why men are so repulsed by you.


Well I'm not running around in a string bikini!

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#35 Aug 02 2007 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Well I'm not running around in a string bikini!

I knew there was a shortage of major traffic accidents in Maine for some reason.

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#36 Aug 02 2007 at 11:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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I will have to go against the grain here. If I had the cash, I would so do some changing of my body. Wearing a G cup isn't pleasant. I always wanted nose job, but that doesn't bother me half as bad as having a small *** and HUGE hips. Lipo FTW.

...but since we know I will never have that kind of cash, I will stick with my wide body and huge droopy tits and future bad back.
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#37 Aug 02 2007 at 11:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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...but since we know I will never have that kind of cash, I will stick with my wide body and huge droopy tits and future bad back.
Not until Affinity is bought out by Google or something, huh?
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#38 Aug 02 2007 at 11:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
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...but since we know I will never have that kind of cash, I will stick with my wide body and huge droopy tits and future bad back.
Not until Affinity is bought out by Google or something, huh?


That ain't gonna happen...
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#39 Aug 02 2007 at 12:51 PM Rating: Good
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I will have to go against the grain here. If I had the cash, I would so do some changing of my body. Wearing a G cup isn't pleasant. I always wanted nose job, but that doesn't bother me half as bad as having a small *** and HUGE hips. Lipo FTW.

...but since we know I will never have that kind of cash, I will stick with my wide body and huge droopy tits and future bad back.
Don't change a thing!!!!!!

And Yodabunny! NobbyRack TM for the comment about Man Stretch Marks.

And BT - I'd change from 6'7" to 5'8" in a blink.
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Honestly, as a short dude(5'8") I've always considered traveling to Tia Juana to have my shin-bones broken and extended via PVC tubing. I might also go for Lasik and nipple reduction.


Short guys are hawt!



Not YOU, mind. But generally speaking.
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#41 Aug 02 2007 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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Short guys are hawt!

To women with midget fetishes or taller gay men maybe.
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#42 Aug 02 2007 at 2:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Short guys are hawt!

To women with midget fetishes or taller gay men maybe.


There's NOTHING wrong with having a midget fetish, dammit.

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See if men got stretch marks they'd be a badge of honour. "hey Joe check this bad boy out!" ::pulls out his horribly scarred gut with pride::


I have stretch marks from being tall. I compared with Mrs. Yoyo during her pregnancy and, yep, that's them.
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#44 Aug 02 2007 at 6:48 PM Rating: Good
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I've been considering d1ck reduction surgery. The Alabama Black Snake needs to shed some skin.

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#45 Aug 03 2007 at 2:34 AM Rating: Good
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I will have to go against the grain here. If I had the cash, I would so do some changing of my body. Wearing a G cup isn't pleasant. I always wanted nose job, but that doesn't bother me half as bad as having a small *** and HUGE hips. Lipo FTW.

...but since we know I will never have that kind of cash, I will stick with my wide body and huge droopy tits and future bad back.


I'm with DF on the boobie reduction. I'd just like 'em a little smaller, personally. And maybe laser eye surgery too. That'd be it, I think.
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#46 Aug 03 2007 at 2:38 AM Rating: Good
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I will have to go against the grain here. If I had the cash, I would so do some changing of my body. Wearing a G cup isn't pleasant. I always wanted nose job, but that doesn't bother me half as bad as having a small *** and HUGE hips. Lipo FTW.

...but since we know I will never have that kind of cash, I will stick with my wide body and huge droopy tits and future bad back.


I'm with DF on the boobie reduction. I'd just like 'em a little smaller, personally. And maybe laser eye surgery too. That'd be it, I think.
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I'd love some Lasik and I wouldn't reject any surgery if I thought I needed it, except for breast augmentation. Anyone I've ever hugged post-op ends up hard as a brick wall down there. I get winded just from hugging them.
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#48 Aug 03 2007 at 3:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Gosh, all you people wanting surgeries...

Seriously, your body is what God gave you, and it's pure and clean and holy, like a temple... Also it's only superficial, and if someone loves you for who you *are* inside, not what you look like *outside*... And also, it's like wrong cos things can go wrong when MAN PLAYS GOD.

So, by having surgery, you're not only offending God by saying that you think he's a crap maker, you're also insulting your soul-mate by saying he/she's superficial and has bad tastes and thinks you're fat.

No, really, at the end of day, you must learn to love your body and yourself for what you *are*, not what you could *be*, nor what *you* should might could've been, maybe.


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I'd probably do Laser eye treatment but only because it's a pain to switch to sunglasses when i leave the office.

We are not allowed to use the reactive lenses so i have to have a pair of standard and pair of sunglasses.

It would also allow me to play sports without worrying about loss of contact lense.
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#50 Aug 03 2007 at 4:23 AM Rating: Good
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You want laser beams shot into your eye because you don't feel like putting on sunglasses.... JEEEEEZ
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#51 Aug 03 2007 at 4:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Gosh, all you people wanting surgeries...

Seriously, your body is what God gave you, and it's pure and clean and holy, like a temple... Also it's only superficial, and if someone loves you for who you *are* inside, not what you look like *outside*... And also, it's like wrong cos things can go wrong when MAN PLAYS GOD.

So, by having surgery, you're not only offending God by saying that you think he's a crap maker, you're also insulting your soul-mate by saying he/she's superficial and has bad tastes and thinks you're fat.

No, really, at the end of day, you must learn to love your body and yourself for what you *are*, not what you could *be*, nor what *you* should might could've been, maybe.


Neph is getting to you isn't he?

I wouldn't consider lazer eye surgery cosmetic. Repeated botox injections are leaving some celebs very plasticy and non-expressive...that's kinda cool for an actor no facial expressions to give them away...course nothing I'd wish on myself, friends or families. I'd worry that a face lift would fall and end up falling further than it originally was. Big boobs...well they're pretty worthless once you've snagged a partner. I did get to experience it while I was nursing....and it really wasn't all that special, nor did it garner me many more of them 'looks' from the boys than I'd gotten pre-jugs (maybe the babe-in-arms was responsible though??).

Lots of people going for weight reduction surgeries these days. My sister-in-law, on her second attempt, seemed pretty successful in losing and keeping off weight thru surgery, first time a was stomach stapling, the last and more successful was having her intestines shortened or some such horribleness. But, for her, a single 30 something women who as been 'overweight' since birth, it's been a life-saver.

Growth hormones to make kids taller is not uncommon these days, but I'm skeptical what the long term consequences might be. Will shorties become extinct, or will the growth hormones have some other creepy side affect years down the road...who knows.

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