At one time I probably could have used some implants to make my boobies bigger. Them days of needing or wanting to impress the men are long gone. Now I'm just glad that I have a strong, healty back.
Ever had cosmetic plastic surgery? Would you? Are you saving your pennies for them botox injections or a bit of a skin tuck?
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Alma wrote:
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Elinda wrote:
At one time I probably could have used some implants to make my boobies bigger. Them days of needing or wanting to impress the men are long gone. Now I'm just glad that I have a strong, healty back.
Ever had cosmetic plastic surgery? Would you? Are you saving your pennies for them botox injections or a bit of a skin tuck?
Ever had cosmetic plastic surgery? Would you? Are you saving your pennies for them botox injections or a bit of a skin tuck?
No, and I think the only thing I would get (like if it were free, and risk-free) would be a tummy-tuck after I'm all done having babies. It's depressing that no matter what I do I'll always have a pooch there, haha.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I had to have my ***** size decreased so as to prevent me from passing out everytime I got an erection due to lack of blood in my brain.
true story.
true story.
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
I had to have my ***** size decreased so as to prevent me from passing out everytime I got an erection due to lack of blood in my brain.
true story.
true story.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I don't know about anyone else, but I really wish Angsty would share his opinion on elective surgery with us. Inquiring minds and all that.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Hahahahaha Nexa.
I'm at a point where I don't think I would do anything to surgically enhance my body.
But I do want to get Lasik surgery.
I'm at a point where I don't think I would do anything to surgically enhance my body.
But I do want to get Lasik surgery.
Actually, if it wasn't painful or horribly expensive, I'd totally go with that thing where they kill your hair folicles. If I never had to shave my legs again, that would be ******* bliss.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Whoever the ham-handed "surgeon" was who destroyed Christa Miller's face, he needs to be rolled up into a rug and dropped off a bridge.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Yeah, Christa's looking a little bit like The Joker these days.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
I had to have my ***** size decreased so as to prevent me from passing out everytime I got an erection due to lack of blood in my brain.
true story.
true story.
Small brain?
Jennifer Grey pretty much destroyed here acting career when she got a nose job.
(Patrick Swayze is still all the hAwtz though!!)
(Patrick Swayze is still all the hAwtz though!!)
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Honestly, as a short dude(5'8") I've always considered traveling to Tia Juana to have my shin-bones broken and extended via PVC tubing. I might also go for Lasik and nipple reduction.
Kelvyquayo the Irrelevant wrote:
I had to have my ***** size decreased so as to prevent me from passing out everytime I got an erection due to lack of blood in my brain.
true story.
true story.
Well, there was also that time you confused it with your stick shift and rear-ended that dump truck in Salt Lake City.
I just wanted to see how many different images I could fit into one innuendo laden sentence.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Well, there was also that time you confused it with your stick shift and rear-ended that dump truck in Salt Lake City.
Nexa
I'll tell you a secret. I was really just ************ while driving... and crashes turn me on.... so...
Nexa wrote:
Actually, if it wasn't painful or horribly expensive, I'd totally go with that thing where they kill your hair folicles. If I never had to shave my legs again, that would be @#%^ing bliss.
Nexa
Nexa
Wax dear. You don't have wax for at least 4 weeks at a time and over time, you grow less and less hair. After waxing for the last few years (arms, legs, body, face), I can go up to 3 months between sessions depending on which body part.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Actually, if it wasn't painful or horribly expensive, I'd totally go with that thing where they kill your hair folicles. If I never had to shave my legs again, that would be @#%^ing bliss.
Nexa
Nexa
Wax dear. You don't have wax for at least 4 weeks at a time and over time, you grow less and less hair. After waxing for the last few years (arms, legs, body, face), I can go up to 3 months between sessions depending on which body part.
Yeah, I do the whole waxing thing. It's a pain in the ***, it's time consuming, it's messy, and you have to let the hair grow back out to a certain length before you can wax it again. You think I want to let me leg hair get at least a quarter of an inch long in August? That would take like 2 weeks.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I was always one of the lucky Asian girls whose body hair was sparse enough that one really had to look to see if there was hair or not. Nexa wrote:
No, and I think the only thing I would get (like if it were free, and risk-free) would be a tummy-tuck after I'm all done having babies. It's depressing that no matter what I do I'll always have a pooch there, haha.
Nexa
It's not guaranteed you are gunna have that pooch. One of my friends has had two kids and she still has a flat stomach. It all comes down to genetics, fatty.
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