Tonight it happened.
I can honestly say I have never at any time in my life felt as utterly horrible, devastated and emotionally ruined. Ever.
Revel in it.
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Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Details, damn it.
She already broke up with you -- did she reveal that she was knocked up and selling her baby to the gypsies?
She already broke up with you -- did she reveal that she was knocked up and selling her baby to the gypsies?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
He probably broke a nail or some such thing.
The right person said the wrong thing in the right way and it cut me to the core.
/wrist
And the moment is over.
A minute of self reflection left me self affirmed of my own awesomeness. At almost the same moment I got an erection. The first time in a year apparently. Weird how you can go from feeling everything and everything to being over **** in a minute.
If you will excuse me for a minute I need to find a mirror and rub one out.
/wrist
And the moment is over.
A minute of self reflection left me self affirmed of my own awesomeness. At almost the same moment I got an erection. The first time in a year apparently. Weird how you can go from feeling everything and everything to being over **** in a minute.
If you will excuse me for a minute I need to find a mirror and rub one out.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
So, do you squat over or stand in front of the mirror when you're stroking the full three inches of your erection? Do you make eye contact with yourself and call yourself a *****? Do you insert a finger or two and fantasize about Elderon?
What did she say to you? Did she tell you she assumed you hadn't had wood in the past year because she'd never seen such a pathetic hard-on? How do you expect me to offer the sage advice you so desperately need if I don't have some details?
Edited, Aug 1st 2007 10:46pm by Barkingturtle
What did she say to you? Did she tell you she assumed you hadn't had wood in the past year because she'd never seen such a pathetic hard-on? How do you expect me to offer the sage advice you so desperately need if I don't have some details?
Edited, Aug 1st 2007 10:46pm by Barkingturtle
Y'know what's really creepy? About the same time that bodhi started having troubles with his lady-friend (insert Big Lebowski reference here), I met an awesome girl. I'm also planning to get an apartment with one of my best friends, and we're going to start hunting around tomorrow.
Your pain is my pleasure.
Your pain is my pleasure.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
The scene: An unsuspecting and giddily effervescent Bhodi happily playing grab a$$ with an unnamed boytoy. Lurking in the background a shadowy all-powerful presence watches.
The Gay Alliance: Execute Order 66!
Unnamed boytoy: It will be done, my Masters.
The Gay Alliance: Excellent. Snap his **** off at the root and make him cry.
Unnamed boytoy: It will be done, my Masters.
The Gay Alliance: Muahahahahahaha!
Totem
The Gay Alliance: Execute Order 66!
Unnamed boytoy: It will be done, my Masters.
The Gay Alliance: Excellent. Snap his **** off at the root and make him cry.
Unnamed boytoy: It will be done, my Masters.
The Gay Alliance: Muahahahahahaha!
Totem
Demea wrote:
Y'know what's really creepy? About the same time that bodhi started having troubles with his lady-friend (insert Big Lebowski reference here), I met an awesome girl. I'm also planning to get an apartment with one of my best friends, and we're going to start hunting around tomorrow.
Your pain is my pleasure.
Your pain is my pleasure.
So, you're the ying to Bhodi's yang?
Bhodi's yang! Tee hee!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
bodhisattva wrote:
Tonight it happened.
I can honestly say I have never at any time in my life felt as utterly horrible, devastated and emotionally ruined. Ever.
Revel in it.
I can honestly say I have never at any time in my life felt as utterly horrible, devastated and emotionally ruined. Ever.
Revel in it.
What's up? Coy and emo don't go.
Edited, Aug 2nd 2007 6:16am by Atomicflea
Demea wrote:
Y'know what's really creepy? About the same time that bodhi started having troubles with his lady-friend (insert Big Lebowski reference here), I met an awesome girl. I'm also planning to get an apartment with one of my best friends, and we're going to start hunting around tomorrow.
Your pain is my pleasure.
Your pain is my pleasure.
So you're Bodhi's ex's new toy? Sweet gig, dude.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Do you insert a finger or two and fantasize about Elderon?
Edited, Aug 2nd 2007 9:54am by Elderon
Atomicflea wrote:
What's up? Coy and emo don't go.
What's up? I'm out of Shawshank! I dodged a pretty big bullet that I saw coming but was too mixed up to cut and run from because of the fact that relationships make you crazy.
She kept coming back and dropping hints that it still might work out and leading me along all week. When it finally ended she threw vitriol my way that really sucked. Nothing mean or hateful, I could have shrugged that off. No, the kind of cruel thing that only someone you have been really close with can say and it absolutely tears into you, kind of like that moment in Demian by Hesse where Emil rips a fellow seeker apart. Laid me out.
Then the epiphany of my own awesomeness came along. I don't think I have felt this good in a long time. Not angry, not sad, no self pity, no feeling a million things at the same time and bouncing around emotionally. I just feel good that its over.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Do you insert a finger or two and fantasize about Elderon?
It is customary to rebound by sleeping with a swamp donkey, right?
If so, how you doin Eldy?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
What's up? Coy and emo don't go.
What's up? I'm out of Shawshank! I dodged a pretty big bullet that I saw coming but was too mixed up to cut and run from because of the fact that relationships make you crazy.
She kept coming back and dropping hints that it still might work out and leading me along all week. When it finally ended she threw vitriol my way that really sucked. Nothing mean or hateful, I could have shrugged that off. No, the kind of cruel thing that only someone you have been really close with can say and it absolutely tears into you, kind of like that moment in Demian by Hesse where Emil rips a fellow seeker apart. Laid me out.
Then the epiphany of my own awesomeness came along. I don't think I have felt this good in a long time. Not angry, not sad, no self pity, no feeling a million things at the same time and bouncing around emotionally. I just feel good that its over.
It'd be really tacky of me to say "I told you so", wouldn't it?
Yeah, it probably would. But I did.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
bodhisattva wrote:
No, the kind of cruel thing that only someone you have been really close with can say and it absolutely tears into you, kind of like that moment in Demian by Hesse where Emil rips a fellow seeker apart.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
She said it was a good size!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
did she call you callow?
that's bad BTW
that's bad BTW
Soo...hard...must...be...nice.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Soo...hard...must...be...nice.
Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Soo...hard...must...be...nice.
Hehe. Hard.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
bodhisattva wrote:
She said it was a good size!
She has a really small vag doesn't she?
Did you finally get the closure that you were desperately seeking then?
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Did you finally get the closure that you were desperately seeking then?
If you were having trouble with closure I found that sawing off the legs usually gives the trunk lid a little more room.
Yeah it's closed. It' over and done with.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
She cheated on you didn't she?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
She cheated on you didn't she?
Nope. At least as not as far as I am aware of.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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