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MEMPHIS - A dog and a gun combined for an unlikely scenario Wednesday morning in a house in the 3800 block of Kerwood.
Investigators said it all started while a group of friends were paying a visit to the owner of King George, a Great Dane.
The dog, excited to see the visitors, knocked a small caliber handgun off a table. The gun discharged, shooting King George's owner in the back.
Hahaha, ahh. Shame it couldn't have been Nancy Grace that got shot or something.
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It's not nice to make fun of other people's misfortunes. Like that time that Elderon had to spend 3 months trying to keep his **** from falling out his pant leg. That was definitely not funny.
Article wrote:
Great Danes are a breed of dog known for their giant size and gentle personality.
Obviously not for their respect for gun safety though. I bet the dog was a Repub.
The dog used to go hunting with Dick Cheney. True story.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
It's not nice to make fun of other people's misfortunes. Like that time that Elderon had to spend 3 months trying to keep his **** from falling out his pant leg. That was definitely not funny.
I know I shouldn't encourage him but...
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Kaelesh wrote:
Article wrote:
Great Danes are a breed of dog known for their giant size and gentle personality.
Obviously not for their respect for gun safety though. I bet the dog was a Repub.
My great dane is going on eight years old. She is big and gentle, but - like virtually every other great dane I've known - totally clumsy.
She would get excited when we were going to take her on a trip in the car - and break a window. This she did twice. We boarded up our low lying windows (from the inside of the house). Both times we were terrified she may have hurt herself on the shards of broken glass. Thankfully, she did not.
If I leave anything on our coffee table, I expect she will knock it off. It just happens. A loaded gun? Oh god.
My great dane is a Lutheran, or one of those anti-dancing religions. If my wife and I try to dance, she will walk in between us and turn sideways (with her butt towards me). This puts my wife effectively out of reach. She definitely isn't one of those anti-pork eaters (like, say, a 7th day adventist, Jew or Muslim) she just loves pork and pork remains.
Which is why we don't have a trash can inside the house. We suspend garbage in plastic grocery bags from a hook on the cabinet. It's like we're camping and living with a hungry bear.
Oh ya, and she eats socks. It wasn't bad until we had the baby.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
It's not nice to make fun of other people's misfortunes. Like that time that Elderon had to spend 3 months trying to keep his **** from falling out his pant leg. That was definitely not funny.
Nephy, you're killing me. I always enjoy it when people exercise their right to a loaded gun in the house.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
It's Karma, for naming his dog King George.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
My wife's poodle is a sockaholic. We regularly clean up fecal-encrusted footwear in the backyard from his forays into the laundry basket. The stinkier the better is his motto.
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
It's not nice to make fun of other people's misfortunes. Like that time that Elderon had to spend 3 months trying to keep his **** from falling out his pant leg. That was definitely not funny.
I'm not completely convinced it didn't.
Tare wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
It's not nice to make fun of other people's misfortunes. Like that time that Elderon had to spend 3 months trying to keep his **** from falling out his pant leg. That was definitely not funny.
I know I shouldn't encourage him but...
Atomicflea wrote:
Tare wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
It's not nice to make fun of other people's misfortunes. Like that time that Elderon had to spend 3 months trying to keep his **** from falling out his pant leg. That was definitely not funny.
I know I shouldn't encourage him but...
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