Kaelesh wrote:
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Great Danes are a breed of dog known for their giant size and gentle personality.
Obviously not for their respect for gun safety though. I bet the dog was a Repub.
My great dane is going on eight years old. She is big and gentle, but - like virtually every other great dane I've known - totally clumsy.
She would get excited when we were going to take her on a trip in the car - and break a window. This she did twice. We boarded up our low lying windows (from the inside of the house). Both times we were terrified she may have hurt herself on the shards of broken glass. Thankfully, she did not.
If I leave anything on our coffee table, I expect she will knock it off. It just happens. A loaded gun? Oh god.
My great dane is a Lutheran, or one of those anti-dancing religions. If my wife and I try to dance, she will walk in between us and turn sideways (with her butt towards me). This puts my wife effectively out of reach. She definitely isn't one of those anti-pork eaters (like, say, a 7th day adventist, Jew or Muslim) she just loves pork and pork remains.
Which is why we don't have a trash can inside the house. We suspend garbage in plastic grocery bags from a hook on the cabinet. It's like we're camping and living with a hungry bear.
Oh ya, and she eats socks. It wasn't bad until we had the baby.