What's even worse than sunburn is having really funny looking tan lines. I've got a horrible sock-tan, and the redness stops about half-way up my bicep. Not only that, but my left hand is absolutely white compared to the rest of my arm thanks to my golf glove.
I hate sunburn, but I love golfing.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea is a burn victim, confirmed!
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Start duct taping black children to your exposed skin areas. Problem solved.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Start duct taping black children to your exposed skin areas. Problem solved.
That gives a whole new meaning to the term "monkey suit," wouldn't you say?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Wait for the burn to settle and head to a tanning salon to balance it out. Your fairer skin will tan easier then they already burnt/tan areas.
That gives a whole new meaning to the term "monkey suit," wouldn't you say?
Fucking racist.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
That gives a whole new meaning to the term "monkey suit," wouldn't you say?
Fucking racist.
Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, cracka?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
I've got a horrible sock-tan
That's hawt.
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I love golfing.
Never mind.
Today I finally remembered to keep a bottle of Sun Block in the car.
A few sunny days with the roof down, and I have an forehead as liken unto an Tomaaaaaato and ears like a ****-ho's labia after a 10 guy gang-bang.
Somehow, I even manage to make that look attractive
A few sunny days with the roof down, and I have an forehead as liken unto an Tomaaaaaato and ears like a ****-ho's labia after a 10 guy gang-bang.
Somehow, I even manage to make that look attractive
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I've got a horrible sock-tan, and the redness stops about half-way up my bicep
You wear socks on your arms? ^ ^ ^ ^
(You could just walk around a couple days pretending to be a nudist, until the lines are evened out)
You wear socks on your arms? ^ ^ ^ ^
(You could just walk around a couple days pretending to be a nudist, until the lines are evened out)
Ok so let me get this straight. You make a post crying about how you get mistreated in the sandbox so now you come to =4? Nice knowing you 
Demea wrote:
What's even worse than sunburn is having really funny looking tan lines. I've got a horrible sock-tan, and the redness stops about half-way up my bicep. Not only that, but my left hand is absolutely white compared to the rest of my arm thanks to my golf glove.
I hate sunburn, but I love golfing.
I hate sunburn, but I love golfing.
What's a sunburn? Is it like rugburn, 'cus that I can't get into.
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