It's 2008 and Hillary has been elected President. So during a victory lap around the country she and Bill wind up in New York City to attend a Yankees game. As the First Couple settle down into their seats in the first row behind home plate, one of the Secret Service agents ***** his head to the side listening to his earpiece and briefly speaks into his cuff. After a moment the agent leans down and whispers into Bill's ear. Bill pauses, looks at the agent for a long moment, sneaks a peek at his wife sitting primly by his side, and looks back at his agent.
"Are you sure?" asks Bill.
"Yes, sir. It was a unanimous request by the entire team from Steinbrenner to the batboy," the agent replies.
Bill hesitates, but relents when the Secret Service agent tells him the fans would love it. The ex-president shrugs, then grabs Hillary by the collar and the seat of her pants and chucks her over the wall into the field. Hillary gets up beet red, cursing at her husband, and threatening to end his life if she ever gets her hands on him. The fans go wild at the sight, high fiving each other, clapping, and screaming. Bill, seeing their reaction, bows and waves smiling.
"Wow, how about that!" he exclaims, "I never would have thought they'd enjoy watching me do that so much! If I had known, I'd have done that back when I was president!"
The agent turns pale and says to the old satyr, "Sir, you misunderstood! I said they wanted you to throw out the first pitch!"
/rimshot
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