I've decided that I am out to improve my overly cynical attitude, both in work and on this board. I'm tired of being a jerk, tired of this facade. So, in the interest of transitioning from Negative Neph to Neph the Nice Guy, I've decided that there are some things I need to get off my chest and apologize for.
I want to say one nice thing about the following people as well.
Exo - Thank you for going to the way of the ghey, freeing the position of the resident hetero nice guy. Without you, none of this would have been possible.
Katie - Sorry for all the mean things that I've said. Your lot in life is a sad one, and miscarriage is never funny. You have big boobies.
Bhodi - We've had our disagreements, and we have had more disagreements. Even though you are really heading no where in life, you talk a great talk.
Pickle Prince - I'm sorry that I said your gf looked like Vera DiMilo. That was mean. She had much bigger boobs. They were nice.
Elderon - Sorry I think you are a douche bag. My bad.
Smoggy - Sorry about making fun of the fact that your ex-wife would rather run copius raids that have sex with you. On the bright side, perhaps you'll finally lower your standards to find someone more suitable to your girth.
I think that about wraps it up. Thank you all for your patience and understanding through this transition. I look forward to working with you in the future
Neph the Nice Guy