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#1 Jul 30 2007 at 11:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Scene: (Soft-toned monochrome)

A darkened room with wooden walls and shadows at odd angles. Through the window, snowflakes fail to lift the misery of a bleak and depressing landscape.

An elderly fisherman sits mending a net, his pet crocodile sits at his side completing difficult Sudoku puzzles. A clock in his hand seems to whisper 'death' instead of the tradiotional 'tick' or 'tock'.

A young woman is smearing sheep excrement across her knees and shins, while singing a monotonous song about a relentless Winter lasting for another 5 years.

The wind blows under the door, ruffling the pages of the crocodile's Sudoku book and extinguishing most of the candles.

Fisherman: Have you heard the news, Esther?

Time passes.

Esther: What news?

The wind wheezes under the door for a further 45 minutes.

Crocodile: Shall I tell her, master?

The Fisherman removes all his clothes and stabs his chest with a pencil.
The last remaining candle flickers.

Fisherman: You may as well.

All 3 begin to weep solemnly.

Crocodile: Ingmar Bergman is dead.





FIN
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#2 Jul 30 2007 at 11:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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They should make this into a play and hand out acid and a ball gag before the show.

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#3 Jul 30 2007 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
They should make this into a play and hand out acid and a ball gag before the show.
If you haven't learned to prepare yourself for my postings by now, It's probably too late for you.
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#4 Jul 30 2007 at 11:52 AM Rating: Excellent
Nexa don't be silly. The ball gags are only for the children in attendance Smiley: oyvey
#5 Jul 30 2007 at 11:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lord Nobby wrote:
Nexa wrote:
They should make this into a play and hand out acid and a ball gag before the show.
If you haven't learned to prepare yourself for my postings by now, It's probably too late for you.


Who's unprepared? I have a ball-gag.

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#6 Jul 30 2007 at 11:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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I was disappointed that I couldn't associate any of the obscure actors with any of these slightly anonymous posters. It really adds to the believability of the performance.
#7 Jul 30 2007 at 11:56 AM Rating: Excellent
Wtf Neph? You're lagging way behind Smiley: mad
#8 Jul 30 2007 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
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As always, brilliantly captured Nobby.

/golf clap and green arrows
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#9 Jul 31 2007 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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Well at least Elinda knew what the guy was about.

/mourn my hero
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#10 Aug 01 2007 at 1:00 AM Rating: Good
Smiley: lol

About the post, not the death

Antonioni died last night as well.

Loach tomorrow?

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