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#1 Jul 27 2007 at 2:18 PM Rating: Decent
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When should I get my son his first golf clubs?
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#2 Jul 27 2007 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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mini golf, right?
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#4 Jul 27 2007 at 2:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm not a big fan of young golfers because I live in Hawaii, which means that the words "Why don't you take up golf?" have been mentioned to every girl here in the hopes that they'll be the next Michelle Wie. /barf
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#5 Jul 27 2007 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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I assumed you meant "to beat him with" and so I went 3rd Trimester. You can never start discipline too early.

Edited, Jul 27th 2007 5:29pm by Jophiel
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#6 Jul 27 2007 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
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If he can say the word 'cUnt' at the age of 6 or below, you'll know how dangerous it would be to suggest Golf.

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#7 Jul 27 2007 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
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Unless you want him to be socially repressed and bullied at school, keep him well away from the golf course unless he spacifically asks.

When he does, take him along and drown him in the lake.
#8 Jul 27 2007 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
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Go old school and raise a tennis prodigy. It's fail-safe. That's the path to a well adjusted money maker.
#9 Jul 27 2007 at 3:58 PM Rating: Good
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Jonwin says to wait until he is 2 or 3. His nephew is trying to break into pro tour, after being on a semi-pro paintball team. Now I can't go to an family event without having a golf tourney the tv set. Then Jonwin's brother is a big golf fan and anothr works as an event manager for a golf course.

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#10 Jul 27 2007 at 4:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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How, exactly, do you make the leap from semi-pro paintball (that, in itself, is baffling) to professional golf?

Like, what, you're hiding behind a tree one day while someone is trying to pelt you with hard round objects and you think to yourself "Hey... this is just like golf except there they yell "Fore!" before they bean you"?
#11 Jul 27 2007 at 5:55 PM Rating: Default
he will want to do what you are doing.....for better or worse....

if you play golf and like golf, he will want to play it too. if you are not interested in it, and try and take him out to teach him something you are not doing yourself, he will tire of it in about, oh, 30 seconds. it will be that way with everything.

this is why people change when they have kids. sitting on your can gawking at bikini contests and drinking beer WILL RESULT in a child who sits in front of the majic box for hours at a time and show no interest in anything else. you will start to realize this. and most people try to change their habbits, not because they have to, but because for the first time in thir lives they suddenly realize how detrimental their actions are on their children. how what they do....or dont do.....directly affects another human being.

you want your kid to be interestred in golf or any other sport, you need to become interested in it too. you want your kid to be interested in his school work, for the VERY FIRST TIME in your life, you need to be interested in it too.

the ONLY differance between an "a" student and a drop out is the same differance as an "a" parent and a missing in action parent. they wil be little mirrors of yourself. and for the first time, you can finally begine to see what you look like to other people just by watching your own kid.

life is an adventure. your about to embark on the grandest adventure life has to offer. try not to ***** it up to bad.
#12 Jul 28 2007 at 2:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hockey.

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#14 Jul 28 2007 at 10:45 AM Rating: Decent
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#15 Jul 28 2007 at 11:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Oh, I'm an avid golfer (when I have the time and money to play, that is) and have been since I was ten or so. My handicap, though, is still around twenty.
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#16 Jul 28 2007 at 12:38 PM Rating: Default
doesnt matter if your good at it or not. all that matters is you show interest in it and play. doesnt matter if its a top notch course or a city run course, all your kid will care about is playing what you are playing.

kids rock like that. you dont need money. you dont need fancy gear. all you need is to give them your time. he wont know or care weather you are good or not, all he will care about is immitating you. being like you.

you can entertain a kid with a rock. as long as you look like your having fun with it, he will have a blast.

#17 Jul 28 2007 at 10:07 PM Rating: Decent
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shadowrelm wrote:
doesnt matter if your good at it or not. all that matters is you show interest in it and play. doesnt matter if its a top notch course or a city run course, all your kid will care about is playing what you are playing.

kids rock like that. you dont need money. you dont need fancy gear. all you need is to give them your time. he wont know or care weather you are good or not, all he will care about is immitating you. being like you.

you can entertain a kid with a rock. as long as you look like your having fun with it, he will have a blast.

You're right, you know you can even have fun with your kid when you're homeless living in a subway station!
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#18 Jul 29 2007 at 2:29 PM Rating: Decent
I'm a big fan of team sports. In my limited experience, kids who excel in individual sports can be a bit odd, whereas kids in team sports (even the few I've known who were really good) wind up doing pretty well. Just forcing them to work together for a common goal seems blunt some of the crazy ego trip. Further, much of team sports encourages specialization. Even if you're the best on the field, you encounter many who are better then you at some phase of the game.

Any sport is good in moderation - and it may be the team practices and team events prevent an individual going too far.
#19 Jul 29 2007 at 2:34 PM Rating: Decent
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I got a set my senior year of high school. I've only used them twice, and that was to go to the driving range and miraculously hit balls backwards over my head and into the parking lot.


You were trying to hit the ball collecter as he got too close/angled and ended up hitting the ball into one of the wooden/metal rails of the fence/guard causing it to ricochet in the other direction, didn't you?
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#20 Jul 29 2007 at 8:49 PM Rating: Decent
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AngstyCoder wrote:
I got a set my senior year of high school. I've only used them twice, and that was to go to the driving range and miraculously hit balls backwards over my head and into the parking lot.

You were trying to hit the ball collecter as he got too close/angled and ended up hitting the ball into one of the wooden/metal rails of the fence/guard causing it to ricochet in the other direction, didn't you?

While at a driving range with a friend once he accidentally toed the ball and it went through my legs in the stall next to him! Smiley: eek
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#22 Jul 30 2007 at 8:34 AM Rating: Decent
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You got someone pregnant?
#23 Jul 30 2007 at 8:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Yes, is this 'son' a done deal?

If so, Congrats!

...and for your wife >>Smiley: flowers<<
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#24 Jul 30 2007 at 8:55 AM Rating: Decent
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AngstyCoder wrote:
Kids like things such as refrigerator boxes. That may be a good, affordable solution.


Amen. Never spend a dime on toys, they'd much rather play with spatulas, diaper boxes, and empty tupperware.
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