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Ive been working in the office all day. Seems people have nothing else to do but spread office rumor. Hate being in there.
Kill yourself then. Problem solved.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Deathwysh wrote:
Pikko Pots wrote:
She came from that farm with the hawt young farm boy.
Inconceivable!
Pfff, the fucks your problem?
"As You Wish."
double pffff...
"You killed my father!! Prepair to die!!!"
Nominated as worst movie quote thread of the year.
Aripyanfar wrote:
I'd rather deal with a R.O.U.S. than the pain I had after my wisdom teeth op. That was one hell of a week.
I was in such excruciating pain I was popping codiene every 2-4 hours. Then I spent 24 hours with the worst nausea I'd ever had because I had accidentally overdosed on codeine (what do you mean, the instructions for codeine tablets are different from the instructions for paracetamol tablets?) but I was too desperately afraid to vomit because I was very seriously worried about ripping all the stiches out.
I was unable to hold my head up, so I spent 6 hours curled in my nightclothes on the shower floor, on the theory that that would be the easiest to clean if I DID vomit, and I wouldn't have to worry about falling over.
I was in such excruciating pain I was popping codiene every 2-4 hours. Then I spent 24 hours with the worst nausea I'd ever had because I had accidentally overdosed on codeine (what do you mean, the instructions for codeine tablets are different from the instructions for paracetamol tablets?) but I was too desperately afraid to vomit because I was very seriously worried about ripping all the stiches out.
I was unable to hold my head up, so I spent 6 hours curled in my nightclothes on the shower floor, on the theory that that would be the easiest to clean if I DID vomit, and I wouldn't have to worry about falling over.
Wuss. I was breastfeeding, so once the Novocaine wore off I went with 0 painkillers and sucked it up all the way up until I healed, just so that I didn't have to throw away more milk. I had codeine, I just didn't take it. And this was when I removed 3 at once. /flex
Pikko Pots wrote:
Wuss. I was breastfeeding, so once the Novocaine wore off I went with 0 painkillers and sucked it up all the way up until I healed, just so that I didn't have to throw away more milk. I had codeine, I just didn't take it. And this was when I removed 3 at once. /flex
*high five*
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Bah. Had all four taken out at once (all four were impacted btw). Went out with some friends that night. Ate dinner (admittedly soup, but whatever).
Woke up the next morning and decided that the pain wasn't that bad, so I didn't bother taking anymore pills.
Tough it out! ;)
Woke up the next morning and decided that the pain wasn't that bad, so I didn't bother taking anymore pills.
Tough it out! ;)
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
I saved all of my Vicodin to sell to high school girls.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I saved all of my Vicodin to sell to high school girls.
That's illegal and not nice.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
That's illegal and not nice.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Apparently, I missed a good money making opportunity. I just used my leftover Vicodin to help me sleep when I got insomnia. One pill and a vodka drink usually did the trick...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Apparently, I missed a good money making opportunity. I just used my leftover Vicodin to help me get laid. One pill in a cosmo usually did the trick...
FTFY
edit: hate it when I ***** up the fix
Edited, Jul 30th 2007 8:34pm by Celcio
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