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#1 Jul 27 2007 at 6:15 AM Rating: Good
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Reuters wrote:
MIAMI (Reuters) - Publisher American Media Inc. said on Tuesday it will stop printing the Weekly World News, which for 28 years gleefully chronicled the exploits of alien babies, animal-human hybrids and dead celebrities.

The company said in a brief statement it would end the print version of the tabloid newspaper next month but would maintain the online version (www.weeklyworldnews.com).
I used to buy a copy of the WWN back in high school where I'd bring it to study hall and it'd get passed around once I was done. Always a big hit and well worth the $1 investment. Now, so many grocery store patrons shall remain ignorant of Iraqi submarines in Lake Michigan, political dealings with aliens, where Satan is appearing in the form of a cloud of smoke and, of course, the going-ons of Bat Boy.
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#2 Jul 27 2007 at 6:25 AM Rating: Decent
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[:mourn:] Batboy! Here's to you buddy! Smiley: chug Thanks for saving all those American soldiers in Operation Desert Fuckup!
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#3 Jul 27 2007 at 6:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ohhhh nooooo! Now I'll be forced to read People whilst waiting to check my groceries.

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#4 Jul 27 2007 at 6:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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What the hell am I supposed to do with these pictures of Bigfoot humping Oprah now?

Besides jerk off to them, of course.


And I'm on board with every avatar theme I run across.
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#5 Jul 27 2007 at 6:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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What the heck. Mr Winky can have a day off on this grave and momentous occasion.

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#6 Jul 27 2007 at 7:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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< --- In!
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#7 Jul 27 2007 at 7:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
What the heck. Mr Winky can have a day off on this grave and momentous occasion.


Woah, woah, woah....
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#8 Jul 27 2007 at 7:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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aww, I LOVE WWN. I used to have a WWN calendar that I hung in my office, much to the dismay of the secretary who for some reason found Bat Boy incredibly disturbing.

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#9 Jul 27 2007 at 7:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tare wrote:
Samira wrote:
What the heck. Mr Winky can have a day off on this grave and momentous occasion.


Woah, woah, woah....


What? He's a big fan!
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#10 Jul 27 2007 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Besides the... fish? sort of looks like he's winking.
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#11 Jul 27 2007 at 9:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Besides the... fish? sort of looks like he's winking.


I'll have you know that's none other than Nosferatuna.
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#12 Jul 27 2007 at 9:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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You're worse than Nexa.
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#13 Jul 27 2007 at 12:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Nexa wrote:
aww, I LOVE WWN. I used to have a WWN calendar that I hung in my office, much to the dismay of the secretary who for some reason found Bat Boy incredibly disturbing.

Nexa


You know. For some reason, when I first glanced at your avatard, I read it as "Baby Parts (in) Lake Michigan". Like it was an advertistment with a what/where kinda thing. Dunno why...
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#14 Jul 27 2007 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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Hey gbaji. Whatcha goin' to do now you have no magazine to edit?
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#15 Jul 27 2007 at 2:11 PM Rating: Decent
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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#16 Jul 27 2007 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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I remember buying these and reading them as comic books. They never failed to entertain me. And I got a chuckle when every once in awhile they printed a real article. Jumping on the mourn wagon
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#17 Jul 27 2007 at 8:52 PM Rating: Good
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The checkout line will never be the same.
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#18 Jul 29 2007 at 11:21 AM Rating: Decent
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When the bursting pulsar was discovered (http://heasarc.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/xte/learning_center/discover_0696.html) to underscore how unusual it was (is?) one of the scientists made a statement along the lines of: "we have no idea what it is...it could be Klingon Warships battling in the center of the galaxy."

And shortly thereafter in WWN (or the National Inquirer or some similar rag) headline:

NASA scientist claims Klingon Warships Battling at Center of Galaxy!

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#19 Jul 29 2007 at 7:57 PM Rating: Good
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Now what will I read when I'm in the Speedy Checkout and the jackass ahead of me decides that it's okay to bring 30 items into the line to while away the time? Smiley: frown
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#20 Jul 29 2007 at 8:12 PM Rating: Decent
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#21 Jul 29 2007 at 8:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Edited, Jul 30th 2007 9:48am by Redjed
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#22 Jul 29 2007 at 8:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Butterflies taste with their money. At last report, thirty-one of these have been killed.





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Edited, Jul 30th 2007 9:47am by Redjed
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