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I didn't mean to lambaste it to death.
We have a winner.
No mas, no mas.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I didn't mean to lambaste it to death.
We have a winner.
No mas, no mas.
*phew* I was all out of sheep puns.
My friend Shep herd some, but I can't remember what they were.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
My friend Shep herd some, but I can't remember what they were.
I'm sure he was lying. You know what a crook he is.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
My friend Shep herd some, but I can't remember what they were.
I'm sure he was lying. You know what a crook he is.
Perhaps, he sure looks like one with the mutton chops and goatee.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Perhaps, he sure looks like one with the mutton chops and goatee.
Probably grew them during his time in the pen.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Perhaps, he sure looks like one with the mutton chops and goatee.
Probably grew them during his time in the pen.
Ok, with that, I'm all ewesed up...wether or not you continue.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Now, where's the mint jelly?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Surely that idiot kid knew the ramifications of his actions.
Where the hell is Kao during this grand pun fest??
Where the hell is Kao during this grand pun fest??
Moo
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Who among us can honestly say they've never found themself in their neighbor's barn with a hard on that just won't quit? And then what do you know? There's a little sheep with it's *****-crusted rear just teasing you. So you creep up on it and pull the coagulated strands of sh*tty wool apart to reveal it's muddy hole. Well, that looks like a good place to stick it, yes? So you do, and you never suspect that you're being taped. What an invasion of privacy.
Sorry, I'm just awful at puns.
Edited, Jul 26th 2007 1:02pm by Barkingturtle
Sorry, I'm just awful at puns.
Edited, Jul 26th 2007 1:02pm by Barkingturtle
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Who among us can honestly say they've never found themself in their neighbor's barn with a hard on that just won't quit? And then what do you know? There's a little sheep with it's *****-crusted rear just teasing you. So you creep up on it and pull the coagulated strands of sh*tty wool apart to reveal it's muddy hole. Well, that looks like a good place to stick it, yes? So you do, and you never suspect that you're being taped. What an invasion of privacy.
Sorry, I'm just awful at puns.
Sorry, I'm just awful at puns.
Well, what you lack in punmenship, you overwhelmingly make up for in imagery.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
i know that **** happens in the country that you just dont talk about. But this guy seriously has to be ****** up in the head. Some kind of retarded **** going on.
Aegis? Is this your son?
Pikko wrote:
ramifications
lol this is what we refer to as pun.
Buttercuup wrote:
i know that sh*t happens in the country that you just dont talk about. But this guy seriously has to be @#%^ed up in the head. Some kind of retarded sh*t going on.
Edited, Jul 26th 2007 6:10pm by fhrugby
Im from the county but geez. Not even im that sick..
wait..
wait..
CaptainObvious wrote:
Pikko wrote:
ramifications
lol this is what we refer to as pun.
i bolded that just fyi
maybe you missed that part.
maybe you missed that part.
lol wow never would of thought that we would actually put kids to death under the age of 18. We should really bring that rule back.
Buttercuup wrote:
i bolded that just fyi
maybe you missed that part.
maybe you missed that part.
He dubbed you Captain Obvious in his post.
Maybe you missed that part.
Edited, Jul 26th 2007 10:10pm by Pikko
that must have been terrifying for the sheep's family. Have the lambs stopped screaming?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Now I'm always going to picture Debalic with sunglasses and a fly on his face at a pay phone.
Did BT by some freak accident overshoot Allanois?
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