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#1 Jul 25 2007 at 11:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Norway princess 'talks to angels'

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Norway's Princess Martha Louise says she has psychic powers and can teach people to communicate with angels.

The 35-year-old daughter of King Harald and Queen Sonja made the announcement on a website promoting her plans for a new alternative therapy centre.

She says she realised as a child that she could read people's inner feelings, while her experiences with horses had helped her make contact with angels.
FUcking whacko!
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#2 Jul 25 2007 at 11:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Some "princess". She wouldn't last three minutes at Disney.
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#3 Jul 25 2007 at 11:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Some "princess". She wouldn't last three minutes at Disney.
Hey Joph! You could test your theories on Angelic mythology & culture with testimonies straight from their cherubic or seraphic mouths!
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#4 Jul 25 2007 at 3:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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BURN THE WITCH!!!


Or dump her in a river. If she floats, we burn her cos she's a witch, if she drowns its ok, she's free to die in peace.

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#5 Jul 25 2007 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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I'd hit it.
















But I wouldn't leave marks....
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#6 Jul 25 2007 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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But I wouldn't leave marks....


Or maybe just a halo...

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#7 Jul 25 2007 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
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Well if she can read minds she would already know I'm not going to leave marks. I'll smack that halo off her *** a few times though for good measure Smiley: sly
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#8 Jul 25 2007 at 4:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
while her experiences with horses had helped her make contact with angels.


BT, can you make contact with goblins or spirits or something?

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#9 Jul 25 2007 at 4:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Nobby wrote:
while her experiences with horses had helped her make contact with angels.


BT, can you make contact with goblins or spirits or something?



Nope, I'm afraid the mystical properties associated with the engorged **** of a horse simply aren't present with any other farm animal. And I don't have a horse.
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#10 Jul 25 2007 at 4:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Nobby wrote:
while her experiences with horses had helped her make contact with angels.


BT, can you make contact with goblins or spirits or something?



Nope, I'm afraid the mystical properties associated with the engorged **** of a horse simply aren't present with any other farm animal. And I don't have a horse.


Your research is of great benefit to mankind.

The people will thank you one day.

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#11 Jul 25 2007 at 4:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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This thread just took a very odd turn.
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#12 Jul 25 2007 at 5:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Brill wrote:
This thread just took a very odd turn.


What's odd about it?

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...while her experiences with horses had helped her make contact with angels.


Riding horse **** didn't quite make her see God, she only made it as far as the Angels.

But with practice, who knows?

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#13 Jul 25 2007 at 5:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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BT talking about horse *****.
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#14 Jul 25 2007 at 6:57 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe she's crazy but she would inspire some awesome 80s power ballad.
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#15 Jul 25 2007 at 9:02 PM Rating: Good
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And here we thought all of the inbred people came from the South... Smiley: oyvey
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#16 Jul 26 2007 at 3:22 AM Rating: Good
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Enough about the crazy-How are her teeth?
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#17 Jul 26 2007 at 5:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Some "princess". She wouldn't last three minutes at Disney.
Hey Joph! You could test your theories on Angelic mythology & culture with testimonies straight from their cherubic or seraphic mouths!


Please, she's royalty. I'm sure she ONLY speaks to archangels. She'd probably just nod and wave regally at any celestial being of lower rank.

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#18 Jul 26 2007 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
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Grandmother Annabella wrote:
Maybe she's crazy but she would inspire some awesome 80s power ballad.
+1 Black Crowes
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#19 Jul 26 2007 at 2:31 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd hit it.

she's not even that hot. Looks like a militant ****.
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#20 Jul 26 2007 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe Brill likes himself some militant dykes...
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Mad as a hatter at a tea party! It's from too much inbreeding. Freaks.
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#22 Jul 30 2007 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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