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#1 Jul 25 2007 at 10:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Okay, so Nancy Grace fell and broke her foot, big whoop.

However, I had to like this quote from the article:

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Grace "missed a step going down some stairs and broke three mandible bones in her foot," a Headline News spokesperson told the Web site Tvnewser.com.


Who knew she had jawbones in her feet?

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#2 Jul 25 2007 at 10:18 AM Rating: Good
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Somebody think of the children!!
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#3 Jul 25 2007 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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I'm more following who's going to OD first, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears. Or maybe they'll both get into a car together and drive off a cliff.
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#4 Jul 25 2007 at 10:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Somebody think of the children!!


Nancy Grace needs to be punched in the head, hard. But that video made me LMFAO. You know that operator lost her job over that.
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#5 Jul 25 2007 at 10:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Okay, so Nancy Grace fell and broke her foot, big whoop.



aww, that's a shame. I feel so terrible for her. *tear*

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#6 Jul 25 2007 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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So, this thread isn't about Planescape: Torment? Smiley: glare


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#7 Jul 25 2007 at 11:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Will this footage be run over and over and over on a local newscast while the anchors howl like a cackle of drunken hyenas?
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#8 Jul 25 2007 at 11:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Will this footage be run over and over and over on a local newscast while the anchors howl like a cackle of drunken hyenas?


God I hope so. I wish she wasn't pregnant...that kinda ruins some of the fun of it, but not all.

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#9 Jul 25 2007 at 11:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Will this footage be run over and over and over on a local newscast while the anchors howl like a cackle of drunken hyenas?


God I hope so. I wish she wasn't pregnant...that kinda ruins some of the fun of it, but not all.

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Well, it's not like she lost the baby like a soap opera diva.
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#10 Jul 25 2007 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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Nancy Grace is breeding??

Jesus Christ.
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#11 Jul 25 2007 at 11:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nancy Grace is breeding??
Yes, but she's still a virgin
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Jesus Christ.
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#12 Jul 25 2007 at 11:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Neat trick.
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#13 Jul 25 2007 at 12:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Nancy Grace is breeding??

Jesus Christ.


They can do some wonderful things with invitro, and apparently some truly awful things as well.
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#14 Jul 25 2007 at 4:56 PM Rating: Good
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So, this thread isn't about Planescape: Torment?


That was my intial thought as well, Samira got my hopes up. It's like a case of internet blue balls.
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#15 Jul 25 2007 at 5:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Will this footage be run over and over and over on a local newscast while the anchors howl like a cackle of drunken hyenas?


God I hope so. I wish she wasn't pregnant...that kinda ruins some of the fun of it, but not all.

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Well, it's not like she lost the baby like a soap opera diva.


Babies. She's having twins. That's what happens when you feed her after midnight.

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#16 Jul 25 2007 at 7:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, it's not like she lost the baby

Hey, you can't win the shadenfreunde lottery every day. Maybe god really really likes me and her kid will be kidnapped on a Caribbean island by an ex NFL player. Oh oh! Tiki Barber please.

Thank you lord.
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#17 Jul 25 2007 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
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She's pregnant? Wow. I'm glad she finally got over the murdered ex.
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#18 Jul 25 2007 at 7:35 PM Rating: Decent
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http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070709/nancy_grace.jpg

Man, if only there were a sex tape of that hot virile investment banking stallion ploughing her.
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#19 Jul 26 2007 at 5:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

Well, it's not like she lost the baby

Hey, you can't win the shadenfreunde lottery every day. Maybe god really really likes me and her kid will be kidnapped on a Caribbean island by an ex NFL player. Oh oh! Tiki Barber please.

Thank you lord.



Or by Michael Vick, who will undoubtedly set up a Thunderdome type cage arena since he can't sponsor dog fights in the States anymore.
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