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#27 Jul 22 2007 at 11:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Call me an idealist, an optimist, an orgasmist even, but surely there are times when you're engrossed in the act itself, ladies? I mean, there are sessions when I barely move, content to just linger inside and perform the most erotic of all interactions: the kiss.

Tell me you're not all so jaded and desensitized as to really devalue the intense connection that is best realized through a physical bond? Or are we really just animals, performing the ritual merely to get our collective rocks off, wanting nothing more than the proper amount of friction?

Tell me I'm not the only one who sometimes invests an emotional, investment, in the act. My God, I am such a girl when I'm drunk.


OK first off, nice vag.

Secondly, there's a difference between lingering and fondling and feeling a connection and having some guy mistakenly believe that if he pumps you for 2 hours until you both chafe he's a great lover.



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#28 Jul 23 2007 at 1:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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OK first off, nice vag.

Secondly, there's a difference between lingering and fondling and feeling a connection and having some guy mistakenly believe that if he pumps you for 2 hours until you both chafe he's a great lover.


Yes, and to add to this...sometimes you want to make love and have it be an expression of the emotional bond you share. Sometimes though, you want him to bend you over the kitchen table and hike up your skirt.

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#29 Jul 23 2007 at 3:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Celcio wrote:
Secondly, there's a difference between lingering and fondling and feeling a connection and having some guy mistakenly believe that if he pumps you for 2 hours until you both chafe he's a great lover.


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Yes, and to add to this...sometimes you want to make love and have it be an expression of the emotional bond you share. Sometimes though, you want him to bend you over the kitchen table and hike up your skirt.
Amen, amen.

I love kissing, but with a wee one around, that's usually shaving time off the main act. It's just how that works out. When he's not home, it's lovely to spend hours kissing and groping like you were both 15, but once it's in I just don't like to play. Call me objective-driven, call me horny, call me more of man than Barkingturtle. Whatever.



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#30 Jul 23 2007 at 4:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:

I love kissing, but with a wee one around, that's usually shaving time off the main act.


Additionally, getting back to the main topic, it also greatly decreases your freedom to be loud or say whatever the hell you want, haha.

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#31 Jul 23 2007 at 4:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:

I love kissing, but with a wee one around, that's usually shaving time off the main act.


Additionally, getting back to the main topic, it also greatly decreases your freedom to be loud or say whatever the hell you want, haha.

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Yes, I'd imagine Hannah with a stethoscope and a steno pad outside the door would be somewhat inhibiting.
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#32 Jul 23 2007 at 4:59 AM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
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Yanari wrote:
Translation: Wrap it up already, I've got stuff to do!
Preach! I'm not sure who told men to drag it out. I'm a hit it and quit it sort of gal.


Amen!


4th'd. or something


Fifthed! *hic*


Hmmm...what about seconds? Thirds? If the guy keeps going she can peak again, whereas once the guys done he'll generally need some time to recover. Might as well get the 2 for 1 deal.
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#33 Jul 23 2007 at 5:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:

I love kissing, but with a wee one around, that's usually shaving time off the main act.


Additionally, getting back to the main topic, it also greatly decreases your freedom to be loud or say whatever the hell you want, haha.

Nexa


Yes, I'd imagine Hannah with a stethoscope and a steno pad outside the door would be somewhat inhibiting.


She's too busy in the next room creating a bomb out of stuffed animals.

She told me yesterday that she was "too busy" to kiss me and that she was "going to work". She also gives me instructions while I'm changing her diaper: "Get a clean diaper mama! Throw that dirty diaper in the trash! Put cream on my bottom! Don't touch the **** mama!"

*sigh*

Can't wait to see what she's up to when she hits two and a half. She'll probably be a stock broker by three.

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#34 Jul 23 2007 at 5:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hmmm...what about seconds? Thirds? If the guy keeps going she can peak again, whereas once the guys done he'll generally need some time to recover. Might as well get the 2 for 1 deal.


Many a perfectly good fUCk has been ruined by this very mentality.

If she wants you to keep going she can say so, assuming you've taken the ball gag out of her mouth.

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#35 Jul 23 2007 at 5:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hmmm...what about seconds? Thirds? If the guy keeps going she can peak again, whereas once the guys done he'll generally need some time to recover. Might as well get the 2 for 1 deal.


Many a perfectly good fUCk has been ruined by this very mentality.

If she wants you to keep going she can say so, assuming you've taken the ball gag out of her mouth.


Preach it sistah.

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#36 Jul 23 2007 at 5:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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She's too busy in the next room creating a bomb out of stuffed animals.

....

Can't wait to see what she's up to when she hits two and a half. She'll probably be a stock broker by three.

Nexa


She'll have changed her name to MacGuyver.
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#37 Jul 23 2007 at 6:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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call me more of man than Barkingturtle.


I sincerely hope you exclaim this the next time Joph bends you over the kitchen table and hikes up your skirt.
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Hmmm...what about seconds? Thirds? If the guy keeps going she can peak again, whereas once the guys done he'll generally need some time to recover. Might as well get the 2 for 1 deal.


Many a perfectly good fUCk has been ruined by this very mentality.

If she wants you to keep going she can say so, assuming you've taken the ball gag out of her mouth.



By the same token, if she wants me to stop she need only say 'Hmmmmpff!'
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#39 Jul 23 2007 at 8:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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I once had a girl tell me after sex that when she said "I love you" she was only talking about my Cock.


If I ever find myself single and I love you slips out during sex, I'm so using this line. Smiley: lol That's great.
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#40 Jul 23 2007 at 8:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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DSD wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Yanari wrote:
Translation: Wrap it up already, I've got stuff to do!
Preach! I'm not sure who told men to drag it out. I'm a hit it and quit it sort of gal.


Amen!


Double Amen on that!
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#41 Jul 23 2007 at 8:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tare wrote:
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard/said during sex?


I love you. Smiley: lol


haha, I've never done that, but I've been proposed to a few times.

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#42 Jul 23 2007 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
DSD wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Yanari wrote:
Translation: Wrap it up already, I've got stuff to do!
Preach! I'm not sure who told men to drag it out. I'm a hit it and quit it sort of gal.


Amen!


Double Amen on that!


I always got a variation of 'f'uck me or come now' after the girlfriend tapped out. So guess I could lump the ex-gf into the 'amens'.

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#43 Jul 23 2007 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah hours on end can get rather boring. I'd rather take a break, ****, stretch, get a drink and start over Smiley: sly

And for the noise factor, yeah, when the kids are around, I just don't!

Two examples why:

1) At a family function my son tells my dad that my boyfriend was beating me up the night before. Smiley: blush

2) I have actually had the cops called on me by a neighbor in the house next door. Same boyfriend Smiley: grin
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Yeah hours on end can get rather boring. I'd rather take a break, ****, stretch, get a drink and start over Smiley: sly

And for the noise factor, yeah, when the kids are around, I just don't!

Two examples why:

1) At a family function my son tells my dad that my boyfriend was beating me up the night before. Smiley: blush

2) I have actually had the cops called on me by a neighbor in the house next door. Same boyfriend Smiley: grin

You should so buy that ball gag.
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#45 Jul 23 2007 at 10:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh no, I don't like those. I prefer noisy, the more stiffled my scream, the more stiffled the ******.
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#46 Jul 23 2007 at 10:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Oh no, I don't like those. I prefer noisy, the more stiffled my scream, the more stiffled the ******.


Like DF, I have to get that groan out.
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#47 Jul 23 2007 at 11:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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This thread is now so full of [:*******:]
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#48 Jul 23 2007 at 11:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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This thread is now so full of [:*******:]
Pardon?
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#49 Jul 23 2007 at 12:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is it wrong that I printed out the ladies responces and went to the restroom to rub one out?

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#50 Jul 23 2007 at 12:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Frankly it'd be a little surprising if you didn't.

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#51 Jul 23 2007 at 12:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
Is it wrong that I printed out the ladies responces and went to the restroom to rub one out?
Depends.

With whom?
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