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#1 Jul 19 2007 at 1:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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I just watched Donnie Brasco, and I can't decide whether or not I find Anne Heche attractive. Therefore, I leave it to you, the men, women, and horrors from beyond of the Asylum to decide for me.

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#2 Jul 19 2007 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
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Does her brand of crazy rub off? If so I'd say I might want to limit contact. Dental dam or body condom or something.
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#3 Jul 19 2007 at 1:54 PM Rating: Good
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She is mildly attractive but I wouldn't touch her with somebody else's ****.

Plus there is the fact that she is crazier than a sh'ithouse rat.
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#4 Jul 19 2007 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
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She has a ****** and weighs less than two hundred pounds.
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#5 Jul 19 2007 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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She was cute in 7 Days and 7 Nights with Harrison Ford. But she's just way to flat for me.
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#6 Jul 19 2007 at 2:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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I gave it a maybe. She's cute sometimes and Google image search makes me give it a 75% or so but I have no idea what she's looking like these days. I'm not basing a solid "yes" on a photo from 1996.
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#7 Jul 19 2007 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
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Crazy makes her hotter but she's a blonde AND all the pics on the interwebs are old so maybe. I'd have to dig the now pics and the brand of crazy.
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#8 Jul 19 2007 at 2:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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I keep hearing that she's nutso-bonzo but I've never heard why people say so. What does she do, besides change her sexuality every couple of years?

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#9 Jul 19 2007 at 2:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Meh. Maybe, maybe not.

I'd like to watch her strap on and assrape Ellen Degenerate though.
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#10 Jul 19 2007 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
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I can think of better places to stick my *****
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#11 Jul 20 2007 at 3:02 AM Rating: Good
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I think she's really cute. With a proper haircut and decent clothes, she can be totally hot.

I don't know anything about her personality, so i'm basing entirely on what i remember from DB and that boring film with Harisson Ford.

Of course, she's no Monica Bellucci, but if she was sitting in front of me in the tube, I'd totally stare her out of the carriage...

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#12 Jul 20 2007 at 4:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
I keep hearing that she's nutso-bonzo but I've never heard why people say so. What does she do, besides change her sexuality every couple of years?
According to her own autobiography, she once "showed up at a stranger's door raving about a spaceship that was coming to take her to heaven" and that she "believed herself to be a heavenly messenger from a 'fourth dimension' of pure love". Quotes from the Amazon review, not from the book itself which I last saw on the Borders discount rack for $3.00 or so.

Granted it she sounds like she had a pretty horrific childhood but that's not as fashionable to make fun of.

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#13 Jul 20 2007 at 4:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Too skinny...makes her look creepy.

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#14 Jul 20 2007 at 4:50 AM Rating: Decent
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She can sit on my face.
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#15 Jul 20 2007 at 5:23 AM Rating: Good
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I liked her in Wild Side, so I would.
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#16 Jul 20 2007 at 7:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Maybe, sometimes she seems attractive, even hot, other times she seems untenfootpoletouchable. Oh yeah, and I thought she ruined Donnie Brasco with her horrible acting. What is it with wives in bit roles and their overracting? Thought the same of that chick in Mystic River, the one with three names. And much as I love Ashley Judd who's superhot, same thing in Heat with her. And Laura Linney in that Jim Carrey movie about him being in a tv show but not knowing it.
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#17 Jul 20 2007 at 8:46 PM Rating: Good
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Palpitus wrote:
And Laura Linney...

Fixed!
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#18 Jul 20 2007 at 8:49 PM Rating: Decent
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\Too skinny...makes her look creepy.

Yup.

Not even her complete ******* insaneness can compensate for it.
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Kastigir wrote:
Palpitus wrote:
And Laura Linney...

Fixed!

Mmmm...yummy!
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#20 Jul 22 2007 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
she once "showed up at a stranger's door raving about a spaceship that was coming to take her to heaven" and that she "believed herself to be a heavenly messenger from a 'fourth dimension' of pure love".


ok. that's a big YES for me Smiley: thumbsup
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#21 Jul 22 2007 at 12:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm a big guy, I'd snap her in half. Dated a scrawny girl like her once. Every time I hugged her I worried she would break something. No thanks.
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#22 Jul 22 2007 at 2:46 PM Rating: Good
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I imagine if I had a ***** I'd let her give me oral, but being that I am 100% Gurlybits, I'd have to pass. She looks brittle.
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#23 Jul 22 2007 at 7:12 PM Rating: Default
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well, besides being completely freaking nuts, you'd have to catch her when she thinks she straight, which she's been pretty consistent with lately. Or you might get celestial or whatever wacked out name she was calling herself when she was waiting in a corn field for aliens.
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